Saw him live, but he was a DUD... his opening act was better, but explained the problem. The opener said he and Lewis traveled by bus, and he was stuck on that bus when Lewis found out Bush was the election. You could tell he was truly upset.
"I've been in bars here (in Wisconsin) and its like New Years every fuck night! What's the difference? 'Uh, New Years is when we drink with hats on.' Even with the plane ticket, if I spend 3 days drinking here, its cheaper than drinking in New York."
In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty; it was sixty; it was ninety; it was TWELVE; and on the fourth day, we got thunder, lightning and snow.
Bojovnik84
His stand up was amazing too.
Columbus43219
Saw him live, but he was a DUD... his opening act was better, but explained the problem. The opener said he and Lewis traveled by bus, and he was stuck on that bus when Lewis found out Bush was the election. You could tell he was truly upset.
Ajinxedchef
My generation's Cicero.
oblimo
HE'D BETTER BE ALIVE DAMMIT
HamSlamwich
He is, they were celebrating The Daily Shows 30th birthday last week.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
That man is a national TREASURE!
silentjay01
On performing at the White House Correspondence Dinner, which was attended by Dick Cheney - "I've never stood that close to evil."
silentjay01
"I've been in bars here (in Wisconsin) and its like New Years every fuck night! What's the difference? 'Uh, New Years is when we drink with hats on.' Even with the plane ticket, if I spend 3 days drinking here, its cheaper than drinking in New York."
Zalm
My favorite living comedian. Number 2 is Anthony Jestlenik.
RexRexroththe1st
Enlightenment123
2010 Lewis Black "Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette's" was one of his best ever, but unfortunately the video isn't available on youtube anymore :-(
criminently
My all time favorite!
NFLemons
I still love his Gay Banditos bit
DALLASLAVOWNER
he retired a few years ago but otherwise seems ok.
Sensiblyinteresting
Coulda sworn I've seen him on with Stewart recently
mikeatike
Not even close. He has shows starting in September.
https://www.lewisblack.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopiyrxrd9GPvRFMZVOlJcTKzlmXcleXz47L27xnKhfT6v3ymNWo
mikeatike
/gallery/BrOTd Still got my Lewis Black Magic 8-Ball
Jamerperson
Can you still get them?
mikeatike
Seems not. I checked the "Black Market" (the actual name of his web store haha) and can't find it.
Beezebubbles
I feel that he's discussing my old co-workers.
youtinybrainedwipersofotherpeoplesbottoms
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college,
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
jethroismaxbaer5772
There was a Starbucks and across the street, another Starbucks.
3rdoption
She had a polo pony scholarship!
tld707
Ah shit i forgot about that. Thank you
DwightLikesManMeat
You know what else you forgot about? The game.
lgkinasen
"A phone so heavy that if a puma came at me, I could kill it!"
MagmaCarta
The left side of your brain looks at the right side of your brain and goes "It's dark in here.. and we may die."
StrongBadEMale
In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty; it was sixty; it was ninety; it was TWELVE; and on the fourth day, we got thunder, lightning and snow.
TOGETHER.
mikeatike
Anytime it gets below 0°F here we still always say "IT'S NEGATIVE FUCK THREE!"
poscduke
I've seen thundersnow twice, it's really neat
mikeatike
But did you see the next season? LOCUSTS!