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Edit: Yay made Most Viral! I'd like to thank Jesus - the guy that makes me steak and eggs at the diner I enjoy going to. He's always got my back. Send nudes.
GrumpyOldMan55
My wife was the only girl in our D&D group 40 years ago. I snapped her up. Fortune favors the bold. Married 36 years.
Zottel89
I hate that in movies the girl always 'changes' the 'silly nerd' so he has to give up all his hobbies and that's considered 'good'. Fk that.
Smigions
My wife doesn't do D&D so she watches movies on Mondays when I play on Roll20. She even plays hollow knight on the switch sometimes.
klean9
Wife likes reading. I like PC gaming. She reads her books on the sofa next to my computer while I game. We both like anything sci-fi & anime
xKaraKx
Same!
kingabeja
What movies are you watching?
BillogUncle
I love the accuracy of the characters. All the "movie" panels have thin, muscley, toned and attractive people. Real life is more varied!
kerBamf
And the nerd friends are needy jerks
FunkyGrandma
anyone else notice the real life couple gets fatter and fatter? nice touch.
UsuallyColton
Goldenteckel
NotThatJoeYouKnow
some of the artists from college humor and Dorkly have a YouTube channel that is fun https://www.youtube.com/user/Drawfee
binky4me
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? She’s playing Zelda and he’s off to play D&D...
UsuallyColton
Open your books, Look up the stats and seeeeeeeee. I'm just a hunter, I need no Master Sword.
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
Because it's easy come, fight the troll, trow the dice, critical roll.
TargetedAdBot
Which movies are they talking about?
terribletruth
Step 1: Meet a nerdy girl.
UsuallyColton
Step 2: ?
terribletruth
Step 2: Find a way to engage in a meaningful conversation that elicits a response from said nerdy girl. No peener pics.
WolfPrincess69
My husband and I both worked at the same grocery store. Another cashier was picking on me for being a nerd. Hubs told me he was reading 1/
WolfPrincess69
GoT and learned I wanted to watch Breaking Bad. We watched it together. We've been together 7 years, married for 3. 2/2
DiceyBusiness
*Nerd movies, it seems.
SmokyDoggg
Still haven't found the one that likes Zelda but I think she's out there
LetsTalkAboutSocksBaby
I like watching others pay video games (particularly LoZ) while I knit. I like playing VG, but I like knitting more
Zottel89
It's fckn RAAAW, Link!
VodkaReindeer
I haven't watch recent romcoms. Is this accurate?
Bensolo4life
I clearly think that was a model of the Death Star and not the millennium falcon.
jesusismylife69
Came down here to say the same thing lmao
lilbrother
LordofSandvich
Considering it's mimicking movies, that probably makes it more accurate.
digasisv
Weird. For the first three “The Movies” better described me and my wife. The last two followed real life.
digasisv
Though it was Star Trek and not Star Wars. But close enough.
NoFather
While people should be open to change if you're with someone who insists you change your life they're probably not right for you (or anyone)
Epi4Hire
Please do more of these. I have no frame of reference on healthy relationships b/c my parents were shit and I’m legit terrified of women
kittykat25909
I dont think id "compromise" (leftside) my nerdy obsessions for any man no matter how gorgeous. love me AND my pokemon obsession or no dice!
CorneliusCornwall
Check out 20sided stories on spotify. They do one called pokemon pen and paper and its amazing.
Mostlybored
WELL SHIT. WHAT DICE AM I SUPPOSE TO USE FOR DND?
Dinos91
Guess you gotta buy more dice, OH NO
dongsamongus2000
Oh nooooooo... How horrible.
swellguy18
As long as your obsessions don't interfere with your responsibilities and aren't unhealthy, you shouldn't have to give them up for anyone.
WhatzitTooya
That part is only in the movie for the normies. A real nerd would leave you for throwing out a perfectly good gameboy.
Zalophus
Yeah I used to be friends with someone who had the mindset you needed to throw out your hobbies for relationships. I don't miss that.
HonestCommentFarmer
I can stand your Pokemon obsession, but do you really need so many Clefairy statues?
SleeperSix
AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT! Never change the parts of your identity that bring you joy and harm no one.
thescarby
You’re gonna love this Eartha Kitt interview. https://youtu.be/vyN3eBRYcDo
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
Second a good adult size tyranitar kigurumi makes an appearance, damn well going to wander about in it on community day!
kamenhokage
I like that it's clearly Matthew Mc...Randall Flagg and Zoey Deschanel.
Thunderbum
You make me drop my MF and I'll fuck your damn life up. That shit was NOT. EASY.
Thunderbum
Wait shit, does marriage count? Oh my God, marriage might count.
OneTheory
Motherfucker? Minefield? Magic fairy? Multicolored fedora?
Thunderbum
Sorry, my Magnum Fucktron 3000. I should have specified. Real hard to keep that bad boy running.
SnaccAttacc
Hate when you're about to cum but the diesel fumes make you pass out amirite?
hellsCosmosDog
It took me years to find my geek soon to be wife. Now mind you she is not a big gamer but loves playing Mario. Love this post. +1
A1TEA
all of these are opposite for me except the last one...
DeportAllConservatives
ree-lay-shun-ship? I don't understand.
tiderfish
Dude just trashed an OG Gameboy?!
RoundThreeFIGHT
I wish I could get into DnD, my husband loves it so much. Just too complicated and not fun for me ? but I help with world building at least
dohcohv
Barbarian: 1) get angry and smack things 2) wait to smack while people are talking. It's boring though.
Arthadonis
The fact you still help him even when you don’t enjoy the game is fantastic!
Ronelyn
My wife loves Supernatural. I'm more of a Gundam gal. So I build models while she watches. We have plenty of other stuff in common. :)
Ronelyn
And speaking as a GM and wife of another GM, having someone to bounce ideas off of is FANTASTIC! You guys sound lovely.
BonoboBoBoNobo
The best part is that that's still playing DnD.
Irishda
I'm just saying I'd be a lot more amenable to learning if the DM wasn't clearly speaking with a fake posh British accent all the time
Atalkingbirdthatspillssuperherossecretidentities
There are DM's that like running story based games without complicated rules or characters, you could try and find an group like that.
VonSplosion
There are a lot of tabletop rpgs; If you looked into it, you could probably find a bunch that are as simple or complex as you want.
radiradi
You could look into less complex games like This Town is Full of Monsters, Lazers & Feelings, Monster Hearts
Impisus
If dnd isn't your jam may I suggest other table top role play games? Like most things there's something for everyone. Like less complexity.
Impisus
Kids on bikes is a favorite of mine. Easy rules and everyone helps with the world building.
istealeverythingfromtumblr
Honey heist is a great intro game! Simple mechanics and guaranteed shenanigans
CaptainCrayola
I will say a good GM is more than willing to accommodate players like you. At the end of the day it’s all about fun and the rule of cool.
Fawin
My wife and I met on a dating app. She saw I liked firefly and messaged me. We play video games together. 7 years together now with 2 kids.
SurgioClemente
Video game kids or real kids?
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SurgioClemente
Cuties! <3
RunicRasol
Common interests are a good place to start a relationship. Much better than "We were at a bar, and I thought they were attractive"
6313326
My husband & I connected when I made a "death by snu-snu" reference which he picked up & completed. Geeks meeting geeks thru pop culture <3
IndefinetelyTired
My wife likes watching me play vidya bc she can't play well. Once we get internet again, Imma get her going on our PC
Fawin
It helps when you play story driven games too.
SirSmuggles
My fiancé and I met at a mud run through a friend. She confessed later than she was on the fence about going on a date until I mentioned D&D
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
My wife HATES games and I HATE Gilmore girls but we're both clingy. Guess who's playing retroarch with headphones on the couch with wife& GG
Fawin
Everyone has to have their personal hobbies. So they get some me time.
Saajix
Which app and how do you say hello, asking cuz i have zero social skills, and am a recluse.
Fawin
It was OKCupid. She actually messaged me first, which was refreshing. I've been told the system has become more like tinder, but 7 years 1/2
Fawin
Ago it was just messaging someone after reading their profile. They made you fill out questionnaires to help in matching you with people 2/2
Ryebread91
But do your kids like videogames?
Fawin
Not yet, they're 1 and 2 years old.
Ryebread91
Sounds like they're old enough to hold an old controller and practice their dexterity.
Fawin
Nah, they're more into blocks and legos right now. Which is also fun. Maybe in a year or two I'll bust out the old NES.
Pollyperper
I met my husband around 10yrs ago in Runescape. And we are expecting our 3rd kid.
SecretlyARedPanda
My wife and I met at a LARP. Happened to be the only other person playing my Order. My first words to her were "I love you".
IIikethecutofyourjib
Want 3? I'm very adoptable. You sound like you have a better household than mine growing up
snackmanistan
Same! Except no kids! Just had our 1st anniversary. I go play gloomhaven or disc golf and she stays and plays Demon Souls.
mygodthisismy2ndaccount
This is legit my dream life
sokar30
This is almost exactly my wife and me! She commented on me liking firefly and star wars! Video games and everything nerdy together too.
ZircZZ
I met my wife playing in the same D&D group 29 years ago :)
alKahin
Dammit, that’s beautiful.
10thSeason
I met my wife on a dating app. I said, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON A DATING APP BRENDA? WHAT WILL THE KIDS SAY?!
UsuallyColton
GeekyRafiki
Up you go!
BigDuo
What app did you use if you don't mind me asking
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
TotallyHaram
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
NerdAssFistersFromNebrahoma.biz
Fawin
OKCupid.
NerdyNinja64
I found ny bf on Tinder, we've been together for three years now (:
CassanovaFrankenstain
I can’t help reading OKCupid in the same tone as “okay boomer”
nickitabanana
We used Hinge. I was on every app, going on nearly any first date that asked. We met and knew immediately. I swear it’s a numbers game.
nickitabanana
Like you go through a lot of bullshit (I have at least a few volumes of bad date stories), but I think it’s worth it in the end.
Fawin
Haha yeah, she went on a number of bad dates before she decided she'll message someone and she messaged me. I only went on one date prior.
nickitabanana
Yep lol same here. And if you have a lot of bad dates, people love hearing about them so social events get easier if you have a good humor.
TheVibePolice
Vibe Police here. Your post was investigated, and found to have...romantic vibes. You are awarded +1. I'm not lonely, you're lonely.
LeftRightThere
ACAB
MeteorD8
But they’re not cops, they’re the vibe department. A vibe computer is the only thing working there and no one else.
PatrickHewesStewart
Do you use a vibrator as a knight stick?
GiantSquanchy
Could they really call themselves the vibe police if they didn't?
MackerelTex
Well, your face is lonely!
mygodthisismy2ndaccount
I’m lonely ☹️?
nutmegwolf
I'm not lonely. I have a 1 year old that follows me around and cries when he can't come into the bathroom w/me. Can't wait to game with him.
DevilDolly
Adorable! Do they sleep through the night yet at that age? (I know that's random, I'm sorry)
nutmegwolf
Can confirm what the other person said. Sometimes he does and sometimes he doesn't.
F4tpants
Depends on the kid. Mine: no.
UsuallyColton
...I am lonely.
ShadowMageAlpha
Hi Lonely. Nice to meet you. I'm not dad because I'm also lonely. On the bright side, my phone thinks you're "lovely" instead of "lonely".
UsuallyColton
mucotevoli
We're all lonely! Stop reminding us ! More laughter! Hide the pain Harold!
TheVibePolice
...Me, too.
zenoshogun
Now's your chance, get their bio to the front page.
keeshi
UsuallyColton
ihavethelowground
Can we just have 1 big lonely people o̶r̶g̶y̶ get together. Post covid of course
Noremakm
did you not hear about Camp Imgur? i think 2 or 3 kids came out of the "activities"
UsuallyColton
Codyblues
MAYBE THIS IS THE START OF A NEW COMIC!?
UsuallyColton
My dream is to make a comic!
alwaysupvotefuturama
Vibe police police here. You post was investigated and found to have.. sad vibes. You have been awarded one shared sadness.
zachtidmore
You're not VibePolice!
Schtubby
Now kith!
UsuallyColton
coalminersknuckle
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Bring it in, pal. There's plenty for everyone. *beckons*