Some short Latina in a big SUV tried to follow me (f) home in my small car she didn’t see but when I got out of my car I actually stepped onto a tall curb car and 5’8” appeared over 6’…okay so the gardening machete in my hand I had just brought from the gardening center probably also convinced her to move along
Btw sorry to include race but Im white and VERY suburban looking in my Subaru (but grew up inner city) and this was clearly an attempt to use profiles to intimidate
When I got my drivers license, my dad gave me an axe to keep in my car. When I asked why, he said in English with his thick russian accent "axe beats bat".
Funny enough, some years later when russian dash cam videos became popular, there was one I was watching and it starts with a guy approaching a car with a bat, and then the car owner steps out with an axe and mr bat just says "okay" and walks back to his car. "Axe beats bat" indeed.
No idea if this is true, but the story goes that having a bat in your car is illegal too, but not if you also have a baseball or a glove in your car. So always make sure to have the other accessories to justify the bat.
I can google it but I don't want the illusion to be ruined. It was taken as fact so ubiquitously in my friends group in the mid 2000s.
Currahee63
Always check the license plate for words like 'Gimli' or 'Andmyx' before engaging in road rage.
LincolnMarkLT
snowtree
AngryNirds
Oh snap, that's my neighborhood!!!
shweatyPIE
Hey you never know when you might need to clear a path in the urban jungle. 🪓 😎
ionicseraph
Uncle Buck?
PapaJoeNH
"I said 'ask' not 'ax'!
majortool
please ... aks
TheFastpaws
And the morons came back for more. As if the police would side with the idiots who attacked first.
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
Is that a challenge?
codenameRadical
The axe is a hell of a shock and awe tactic
fredhoffman1968
sun roof in the trunk
Notch8
And remember. If you’re gonna carry a baseball bat in your car, be sure to also carry a baseball and a glove.
RElGNMAN
I guess he had an axe to grind.
JesusofMethlehem
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M2l0bG1rZXgxNWNtdmM0cmF2OXY0eTJ5YXNweWZvZnJxZXo2cmEweiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/BlUvgyY2tACB2/200w.webp
DildoMussolini
Gort207
wife tells me to don't do that shit. I listen because too old to go to jail.
ThoseRulesArentReal
Some short Latina in a big SUV tried to follow me (f) home in my small car she didn’t see but when I got out of my car I actually stepped onto a tall curb car and 5’8” appeared over 6’…okay so the gardening machete in my hand I had just brought from the gardening center probably also convinced her to move along
ThoseRulesArentReal
Btw sorry to include race but Im white and VERY suburban looking in my Subaru (but grew up inner city) and this was clearly an attempt to use profiles to intimidate
zortroz
Sir, did you axe a question?
hwatL4bloopy
Ah shit. I hate when I lose my ax.
hwatL4bloopy
I'm glad he got his back.
TheMoonBnuuy
I'd love to know who did what first
nanabroccolifart
I was so sure this was Floridaa
Blze001
What's that saying? "The risky part about acting crazy on the road is you might come across someone pretending to be sane"?
klean9
I’ve been looking for a Gordon Freeman crowbar
Poppypoppoppop
Axe dude has this vibe going on. So BMW driver coming back for second is insane
steelundecided
HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
GrimleyGraves
Art approves
majortool
That's good that he got his axe back.
BrockEffingSamson
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2o1cHo1aDdqYm95bnF5ejBnYTZ2cTF6OTl1MG9hOWY4OWgzcGRqcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l4FGni1RBAR2OWsGk/200w.webp
PantlessThunderGoose42
I was worried about that too
SlavaUkrainisaysSteveBuscemi
Nykidemus
AXE COP
WarlockWithNoPatron
Rosa would 100% have a car axe if she drove a car.
wags18613000
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bXg5MXB2bGlkaW80YTN6dTN2OXI2MXl4cnAxaHg2Nm5mMThzenh3cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/140BQZMYDNbN5K/200w.webp
newsguycraigevans
NINE NINE!
SlavaUkrainisaysSteveBuscemi
peterbozeman
Dang.
Atrixz
Her real voice though
SlavaUkrainisaysSteveBuscemi
Happened upon a talk show she was on one night.....wtf. That shit blew my mind.
shameofslate
I know the show was supposed to be about Jake and Amy, but I was shipping Rosa and Amy the whole time.
MuffinProof
If only...
snarkybitch
Clips that end too soon
dghughes
It was axed.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Here's the complete clip
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muppet
This is the stupidest, most wonderful thing I've seen today. Bravo.
snarkybitch
I got excited for a sec looking at notifications 😆
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Happy to disappoint *8^)
CongratsYouAreHereNow
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/D6VPnziLPZc?ra=m
hereforthememes420
How is this *not* top comment?!
dripstone
right? Want to see what lead to the use of the ax...
MrNobodyLivesHere
Ok.....driving around with an axe. This isn't his first rodeo.
lezgetfukkinreal
I used to keep a heavy chain and a machete in my car
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Its better to have an axe and not need it, than need an axe and not have it.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Second rodeo?
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Still a surprisingly low amount of rodeos, first one must have been a doozy.
ButtscratchMcPherson
Seems to me more a lumberjack competition guy than a rodeo attendee.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Seems to me more a horror movie cosplay guy than a rodeo attendee.
hwatL4bloopy
Do you not?
FCKYHWH
Not sure bout you Yanks but huge problem with us Canucks if you’re driving round with an axe and use it in road rage.
choppedliveraldente
Why i don't own a flair gun.
CarpetheCarp
It should be a problem here. But *gestures* were kinda fucky right now.
RocketKokket
Big heavy flashlight is the way to go
Atomic2
When I got my drivers license, my dad gave me an axe to keep in my car. When I asked why, he said in English with his thick russian accent "axe beats bat".
Funny enough, some years later when russian dash cam videos became popular, there was one I was watching and it starts with a guy approaching a car with a bat, and then the car owner steps out with an axe and mr bat just says "okay" and walks back to his car.
"Axe beats bat" indeed.
throwaway12345432
Some places you'll get in trouble for having a knife in the car, but you'd probably be fine with an axe.
Atomic2
No idea if this is true, but the story goes that having a bat in your car is illegal too, but not if you also have a baseball or a glove in your car. So always make sure to have the other accessories to justify the bat.
I can google it but I don't want the illusion to be ruined. It was taken as fact so ubiquitously in my friends group in the mid 2000s.
bourbonandbaddecisions
That’s the rule I’ve always known. Bat = weapon. Bat+ball+glove = sports equipment
Atomic2
I just googled it and I was surprised that this really is the case in a lot of places. I guess it wasn't just an urban legend.
Atomic2
Surprisingly was easy to find. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_8Bz125XV0
LunarEntropy
Keeping an axe in the cap is bonkers crazy. I keep mine in the trunk like a civilized person.
hwatL4bloopy
Yeah mine is in the trunk but my spear sits from front to back. My throwing axe is accessible in flap holder on the back of the passenger seat.
bolinotoyou
He does live in LA...
crimpitdown9001
I waited to see a license plate before assuming where this was. I assumed correctly
hwatL4bloopy
The plate is California. It follows the correct text and digit pattern. But I'm unsure which city.
thean
L.A. counts as a thousand rodeos, I think.
ReallyOG
Today I didn’t have to use my A-Xe
I gotta say it was a good day