Feb 5, 2023 4:38 PM
MissDeeMeanor
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TheNaykid
Ain’t Chorizo the name of that one enemy in Metroid?
knubberrub
Fixed.
billdozer86
College me: I'll take two. Thirty-seven year old me: I have heart burn just watching this.
TheNextD117
hwyckoff
maximumbob54
What am I a millionaire? That's a lot of eggs!!!
Tomadzo
Just showed my wife this as justification for buying an outdoor griddle. She agreed. Living in the south, this would be awesome year round.
drduffer
Thank you. I haven’t eaten yet because I’m off to an event that includes free food and now I’m salivating. You’re a bastard, @MissDeeMeanor!
skraldespand3000
Die just like granddad did.
bigblindguy
As a spanish... chorizo is not beef. Not that I'm against spiced beef, but words have meanings.
frederickfrancis
In Texas places you wouldn't expect to serve breakfast tacos/burritos often do. Pappa's BBQ runs out of brisket tacos every morning by ~8.
DrAMcC
Tell me more about this “beef chorizo”
lmgursResidentPhysician
doesn't anyone eat veggies anymore :(
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, I'll take like half of one of these and roast some onions and peppers and sprouts on the side.
Fuzzysteve
Potatoes. Close enough. ;)
Dergen89
What does he put on the grill after the potatoes. There is no words on screen.
adirolf123
You are eating like you have free health care
AlexVanPutten
STOP ?? CUTTING ?? BURRITOS ?? IN ?? HALF??
CrunchWrapFrappuccinoo
Thanks, I just ate breakfast and now I'm hungry again.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Breakfast? Ima make this for dinner!
dogfoodlidnotabananabaton
God Id love that for breakfast
drewksu
Where do you find tortillas that big?
zyeoo
Either homemade or a Hispanic grocery store. They don't sell the good ones in regular US grocery stores.
Same place you do taco tortillas, at least down here in Texas you can get burrito tortillas in the grocery store.
needtwoknow
On the lowest shelf of the tortilla display at my grocery store. "Burrito Size"
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As a European. What the fuck is that meat? That certainly is not chorizo. Chorizo is a cured and fermented pork sausage.
KillTimeAndLife
That grill. Gotta get one now
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Shop around. Walmart Lowe's home Depot and tractor supply all carry them
NCGreasemonkey
Blackstone Griddle. I have one and they are amazing!
Got 1 for Xmas and I love it.
SmokyDoggg
Yeah what is that? Looks like propane and they put a flat top on it
blzrdphoto
https://a.co/d/7CXsfEI
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
https://blackstoneproducts.com/
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
You can get a camp chef explorer double burner and they have a removable flattop.
UrGrammasMonkey
I have a 3 burner, flattop covers 2. Use the 3rd for rice, noodles whatever. It's amazing. I would like a lid like that tho...
Did you build it into a kitchen or still portable?
Portable. Haven't taken it camping yet but I feel like it'll be a game changer.
LostInTheZone
I'm torn. I want to upvote because it looks amazing while wanting to downvote for not including the recipe so we all can make it. :)
DrewK98
Uhh ... chorizo, potatoes, egg, sour cream, tortilla. How much more recipe you need?
NoNameFred
The recipe: Beef Chorizo, Potatoes (salted), and eggs. Cook it all together. Scoop into a tortilla, add soured cream, wrap, then toast/sear
Schaade
Why cut them into four pieces? That just lets the filling fall out, and we know we're all going to eat more than one.
Scuzzellbutt
They cut them in half. You are mistaking the fold for another cut.
jeeps005
They cut it into 2 pieces
Nope. At least three. 0:02
bottledham
2 = 4 for extremely large values of 2
Also, at the very beginning.
They show it being cut in half ("finished product first"), then they show it being made, then they repeat the SAME clip of it being cut in ½
Look again. It's been cut into three pieces, with room for another cut.
Where?
Psionickitten
I don't understand sour cream. I'll take cheese as a substitute, thank you.
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
do you not have eastern-european roots?
I am so mixed that it's crazy. But yeah some mid-european. I also don't like eggs.
It takes the salt-level down. For a lower fat equivalent, you could use a soft cheese, such as quark.
eathotdog
I do greek yogurt
Mechwarrior719
Same. Hold the sour cream.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Erm... I'd take some vegetables if there's any..
Fuck yeah. I love veggies
Onions, Mexican zucchini, poblanos
JetsterDajet
Crema is fine but by the grace of God, heating a burrito with it inside...
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Mexican crema works best. Sour cream works too; it's quite common in Tex-Mex.
Now, crema is different than sour cream, isn’t it?
onlyhalfghost
yes, as is creme fraiche, but in all three cases each of the other two is close enough that only a gourmand or an asshole can tell
InoffensivePablum
Make 12-24 hour crème fraiche and add lime juice. Crema!
loldongs10000
Slightly. More runny, less acidic.
itsnotlaundryday
My younger self would eat this in a heartbeat but now that I’m older, I would still eat this in a heartbeat
gearsmith
Be honest, it would take at least a dozen heartbeats now.
bfmama
At my age, I'd still eat it in a heartbeat and then regret it later when my gut paid the price. ?
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to love breakfast burritos. I still do, but I used to, too. (In fact, I'm about to eat one right now!)
SomeHippy
A burning heart beat of firey love. Hitting the chest like a spice of life to bring the heat to your boring chest beat. Heart burn!
SrPootStank
There will be consequences
charliegrs
Same but now I would REALLY regret it later on
Just not every day
malachilenomade
Don't threaten me with a good time.
fudgex
LtcMaker
Might be the last heartbeat tho
?
korndogg83
Added bonus
TorrentialUpPour
It's the way @itsnotlaundryday would've wanted to go.
SecondSince
Worth it!
I got so hooked on this stuff during my college days in San Antonio.
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Gonzski
Can you recommend anything for someone semi new to SA?
golfclapblues
Taco House on San Pedro . Original Donut Shop on Fredericksburg. Szichuan House on Wurzbach.
FrozenMojo
I wanna be friends..
nakedasajaybird
SA... Gimmie some Ray's puffy tacos. Yum!
Mr21782Man
I was gonna say this had to be someone that didn't live near the border because the sour cream screams tex mex.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
I’m about to leave SA for the East Coast. I’m gonna miss the food and H-E-B. Oh, and my family. Lol.
tomojeimie
Don't worry about H-E-B we have Wegman's.
BennyBean1
No store does more!
Morigel
You'll *really miss the HEBs, & weekend barbacoa tacos. If it weren't for the Salvadoran pupuseria in my neighborhood, life would be bleak.
I can make pupusa. I can make most food I like. But having that much variety of produce year round will be hard to leave.
Good luck to you. I love H-E-B! When I go to other grocery stores they don't compare.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
I also miss Fiesta.
texaspearl
yes you will miss the food here
nomorehate
We've got some pretty great Mexican grocery stores/restaurants here in NC. My favorite one is a combo, so I can buy the ingredients they use
LawrenceWLee
El Pastor Es Mi Senor, the taco truck on st Mary's, El Marisol, or just about any family run restaurant
reciprocatingspace
Chacho’s at I-10 and Callaghan was my late-night haunt in college. What was yours?
Blanco Cafe. Is it still there?
Haven’t been back to SA since before the pandemic. But Google says it’s still there.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
College days in San Diego, here ?1
myCleverUsernameGoesHere
/wave from San Antonio
demolitionlover09
Coming to visit your city for two months at the end of February!
Doismellbacon
There are dozens of us!
Abuela's Kitchen on YT. Make it at home! ?❤️
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Moved from MA, which has some heavy Spanish populations (and food) and moved to Indiana. Not as bad as yours but still, awful.
DrPizzazz
What do you mean? We have plenty of Taco Bells :)
tepidreindeer
Do you at least get pierogi and real meat markets?
Depending on where in Texas you lived you probably didn't get Mexican, you got TexMex
Anyone downvoting you has never really been to Mexico.
WillemHellfire
I'm sorry sir/madam. I live in California. The thought of not having Mexican food/restaurants, is abhorrent to me.
Bukkhockey
But do you have a Marions pizza near you?
michaeloberg
Find the food trucks feeding the construction workers. Their Mexican food is usually ?
SadToSay
Why would you do that to yourself?
counterintel
I find it odd, that we have such a variety of different, yet similarly named Mexican restaurants, *seemingly staffed* by actual Mexicans..>
Yet it all tastes and looks exactly the same, and its all OK at best. Orange rice, bland beans, watery salsa, disappointing protein..so odd
AliasPR
That's because they have to adjust their recipes. Otherwise they get a slew of gringo reviews complaining the food is over seasoned
Froggie243
Such a tragedy. We and they deserve the great food I'm sure they'd prefer to make. Whitewashed food is so sad and bland :(
SpaceSpeed
Its Ohio, the hate comes naturally. The lack of good Mexican food only adds to that situation.
NotTinyPancakes
Seems liek Mexican food miht be able to fix it
Sniffmeenob101
Hahahahaha ?
notsol337
There's good Mexican food in Ohio, you just have to know where it is.
Their Mama can only take so many of my visits ! Solo una mas Empanada mamita!
circlebreaker
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
SlickWithaLimerick
Username checks out. Electric Six has a song about escaping from Ohio, you might dig it. https://youtu.be/cinLQG2VSR4
Beefkins
Girl! I wanna take you to a gay bar!
realizedagain
Electric Six are fucking amazing. Underappreciated.
Very much underappreciated, they have incredible range.
And music videos that match the best from Talking Heads era MTV.
TheNaykid
Ain’t Chorizo the name of that one enemy in Metroid?
knubberrub
Fixed.
billdozer86
College me: I'll take two. Thirty-seven year old me: I have heart burn just watching this.
TheNextD117
hwyckoff
maximumbob54
What am I a millionaire? That's a lot of eggs!!!
Tomadzo
Just showed my wife this as justification for buying an outdoor griddle. She agreed. Living in the south, this would be awesome year round.
drduffer
Thank you. I haven’t eaten yet because I’m off to an event that includes free food and now I’m salivating. You’re a bastard, @MissDeeMeanor!
skraldespand3000
Die just like granddad did.
bigblindguy
As a spanish... chorizo is not beef. Not that I'm against spiced beef, but words have meanings.
frederickfrancis
In Texas places you wouldn't expect to serve breakfast tacos/burritos often do. Pappa's BBQ runs out of brisket tacos every morning by ~8.
DrAMcC
Tell me more about this “beef chorizo”
lmgursResidentPhysician
doesn't anyone eat veggies anymore :(
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, I'll take like half of one of these and roast some onions and peppers and sprouts on the side.
Fuzzysteve
Potatoes. Close enough. ;)
Dergen89
What does he put on the grill after the potatoes. There is no words on screen.
adirolf123
You are eating like you have free health care
AlexVanPutten
STOP ?? CUTTING ?? BURRITOS ?? IN ?? HALF??
CrunchWrapFrappuccinoo
Thanks, I just ate breakfast and now I'm hungry again.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Breakfast? Ima make this for dinner!
dogfoodlidnotabananabaton
God Id love that for breakfast
drewksu
Where do you find tortillas that big?
zyeoo
Either homemade or a Hispanic grocery store. They don't sell the good ones in regular US grocery stores.
frederickfrancis
Same place you do taco tortillas, at least down here in Texas you can get burrito tortillas in the grocery store.
needtwoknow
On the lowest shelf of the tortilla display at my grocery store. "Burrito Size"
00110001001001111010000110110110011
As a European. What the fuck is that meat? That certainly is not chorizo. Chorizo is a cured and fermented pork sausage.
KillTimeAndLife
That grill. Gotta get one now
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Shop around. Walmart Lowe's home Depot and tractor supply all carry them
NCGreasemonkey
Blackstone Griddle. I have one and they are amazing!
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Got 1 for Xmas and I love it.
SmokyDoggg
Yeah what is that? Looks like propane and they put a flat top on it
blzrdphoto
https://a.co/d/7CXsfEI
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
https://blackstoneproducts.com/
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
You can get a camp chef explorer double burner and they have a removable flattop.
UrGrammasMonkey
I have a 3 burner, flattop covers 2. Use the 3rd for rice, noodles whatever. It's amazing. I would like a lid like that tho...
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Did you build it into a kitchen or still portable?
UrGrammasMonkey
Portable. Haven't taken it camping yet but I feel like it'll be a game changer.
LostInTheZone
I'm torn. I want to upvote because it looks amazing while wanting to downvote for not including the recipe so we all can make it. :)
DrewK98
Uhh ... chorizo, potatoes, egg, sour cream, tortilla. How much more recipe you need?
NoNameFred
The recipe: Beef Chorizo, Potatoes (salted), and eggs. Cook it all together. Scoop into a tortilla, add soured cream, wrap, then toast/sear
Schaade
Why cut them into four pieces? That just lets the filling fall out, and we know we're all going to eat more than one.
Scuzzellbutt
They cut them in half. You are mistaking the fold for another cut.
jeeps005
They cut it into 2 pieces
Schaade
Nope. At least three. 0:02
bottledham
2 = 4 for extremely large values of 2
Schaade
Also, at the very beginning.
NoNameFred
They show it being cut in half ("finished product first"), then they show it being made, then they repeat the SAME clip of it being cut in ½
Schaade
Look again. It's been cut into three pieces, with room for another cut.
NoNameFred
Where?
Psionickitten
I don't understand sour cream. I'll take cheese as a substitute, thank you.
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
do you not have eastern-european roots?
Psionickitten
I am so mixed that it's crazy. But yeah some mid-european. I also don't like eggs.
NoNameFred
It takes the salt-level down. For a lower fat equivalent, you could use a soft cheese, such as quark.
eathotdog
I do greek yogurt
Mechwarrior719
Same. Hold the sour cream.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Erm... I'd take some vegetables if there's any..
Psionickitten
Fuck yeah. I love veggies
needtwoknow
Onions, Mexican zucchini, poblanos
JetsterDajet
Crema is fine but by the grace of God, heating a burrito with it inside...
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Mexican crema works best. Sour cream works too; it's quite common in Tex-Mex.
Mechwarrior719
Now, crema is different than sour cream, isn’t it?
onlyhalfghost
yes, as is creme fraiche, but in all three cases each of the other two is close enough that only a gourmand or an asshole can tell
InoffensivePablum
Make 12-24 hour crème fraiche and add lime juice. Crema!
loldongs10000
Slightly. More runny, less acidic.
itsnotlaundryday
My younger self would eat this in a heartbeat but now that I’m older, I would still eat this in a heartbeat
gearsmith
Be honest, it would take at least a dozen heartbeats now.
bfmama
At my age, I'd still eat it in a heartbeat and then regret it later when my gut paid the price. ?
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to love breakfast burritos. I still do, but I used to, too. (In fact, I'm about to eat one right now!)
SomeHippy
A burning heart beat of firey love. Hitting the chest like a spice of life to bring the heat to your boring chest beat. Heart burn!
SrPootStank
There will be consequences
charliegrs
Same but now I would REALLY regret it later on
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Just not every day
malachilenomade
Don't threaten me with a good time.
fudgex
LtcMaker
Might be the last heartbeat tho
itsnotlaundryday
?
korndogg83
Added bonus
TorrentialUpPour
It's the way @itsnotlaundryday would've wanted to go.
SecondSince
Worth it!
MissDeeMeanor
I got so hooked on this stuff during my college days in San Antonio.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Gonzski
Can you recommend anything for someone semi new to SA?
golfclapblues
Taco House on San Pedro . Original Donut Shop on Fredericksburg. Szichuan House on Wurzbach.
FrozenMojo
I wanna be friends..
nakedasajaybird
SA... Gimmie some Ray's puffy tacos. Yum!
Mr21782Man
I was gonna say this had to be someone that didn't live near the border because the sour cream screams tex mex.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
I’m about to leave SA for the East Coast. I’m gonna miss the food and H-E-B. Oh, and my family. Lol.
tomojeimie
Don't worry about H-E-B we have Wegman's.
BennyBean1
No store does more!
Morigel
You'll *really miss the HEBs, & weekend barbacoa tacos. If it weren't for the Salvadoran pupuseria in my neighborhood, life would be bleak.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
I can make pupusa. I can make most food I like. But having that much variety of produce year round will be hard to leave.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Good luck to you. I love H-E-B! When I go to other grocery stores they don't compare.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
I also miss Fiesta.
texaspearl
yes you will miss the food here
nomorehate
We've got some pretty great Mexican grocery stores/restaurants here in NC. My favorite one is a combo, so I can buy the ingredients they use
LawrenceWLee
El Pastor Es Mi Senor, the taco truck on st Mary's, El Marisol, or just about any family run restaurant
reciprocatingspace
Chacho’s at I-10 and Callaghan was my late-night haunt in college. What was yours?
MissDeeMeanor
Blanco Cafe. Is it still there?
reciprocatingspace
Haven’t been back to SA since before the pandemic. But Google says it’s still there.
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
College days in San Diego, here
?1
myCleverUsernameGoesHere
/wave from San Antonio
demolitionlover09
Coming to visit your city for two months at the end of February!
Doismellbacon
There are dozens of us!
[deleted]
[deleted]
nakedasajaybird
Abuela's Kitchen on YT. Make it at home! ?❤️
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Moved from MA, which has some heavy Spanish populations (and food) and moved to Indiana. Not as bad as yours but still, awful.
DrPizzazz
What do you mean? We have plenty of Taco Bells :)
tepidreindeer
Do you at least get pierogi and real meat markets?
Mr21782Man
Depending on where in Texas you lived you probably didn't get Mexican, you got TexMex
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Anyone downvoting you has never really been to Mexico.
WillemHellfire
I'm sorry sir/madam. I live in California. The thought of not having Mexican food/restaurants, is abhorrent to me.
Bukkhockey
But do you have a Marions pizza near you?
michaeloberg
Find the food trucks feeding the construction workers. Their Mexican food is usually ?
SadToSay
Why would you do that to yourself?
counterintel
I find it odd, that we have such a variety of different, yet similarly named Mexican restaurants, *seemingly staffed* by actual Mexicans..>
counterintel
Yet it all tastes and looks exactly the same, and its all OK at best. Orange rice, bland beans, watery salsa, disappointing protein..so odd
AliasPR
That's because they have to adjust their recipes. Otherwise they get a slew of gringo reviews complaining the food is over seasoned
Froggie243
Such a tragedy. We and they deserve the great food I'm sure they'd prefer to make. Whitewashed food is so sad and bland :(
SpaceSpeed
Its Ohio, the hate comes naturally. The lack of good Mexican food only adds to that situation.
NotTinyPancakes
Seems liek Mexican food miht be able to fix it
Sniffmeenob101
Hahahahaha ?
notsol337
There's good Mexican food in Ohio, you just have to know where it is.
Sniffmeenob101
Their Mama can only take so many of my visits ! Solo una mas Empanada mamita!
circlebreaker
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
SlickWithaLimerick
Username checks out. Electric Six has a song about escaping from Ohio, you might dig it. https://youtu.be/cinLQG2VSR4
Beefkins
Girl! I wanna take you to a gay bar!
realizedagain
Electric Six are fucking amazing. Underappreciated.
SlickWithaLimerick
Very much underappreciated, they have incredible range.
realizedagain
And music videos that match the best from Talking Heads era MTV.