TheSkeetMuffin
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who will be lucky number 5?
Dec 19, 2015 9:07 AM
TheSkeetMuffin
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JamSpam
at the risk of being ironic, fuck the biological imperative
fall
At least you'll be there for your dying cat.
Turrible
Hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control.
Koztah
Lyrics or not, this is a great way to handle dating in the beginning. Yes, talk. Yes hang out. Don't get too attached, but go forward.
RednapxpandeR
You see it all around you, GOOD LOVIN GONE BAD!
ItsCaptain0bvious
Just like holding a butterfly: too loose and it'll fly away, too tight and you'll kill it.
PizzaisKnowledge
I wish I knew this line a little earlier... shot myself in the foot for clinging too tightly
Turrible
It's ok, we've all been there. The hardest part is letting go.
notaballoon
Your dying cat seems like the most important actor here. Keep your cat company and cherish the time you have left
gkar56
factor? Yes, I agree the cat is most important now. Pay attention to her/him and you won't regret it.
PizzaLordOfGallifrey
Wow, fuck the two that didn't have the guts to tell you themselves. Actually, don't fuck em. They don't deserve it.
GreatDaneGirl
If you really like a date call them the next day. It's bull shit about looking desparate, when you call it lets them know you like them
eskeemowmann
TBH, I only feel sorry for the cat. I'm assuming based on context you were frustrated with your grl problems and punted it anchor man style
impulsespeed37
Either your choosing poorly - always possible (we've all been there) or it's you. Don't be afraid to examine what you are doing.
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Hang in there tiger.Just quit that drinking and do some physical activity .
theothercollin
why not both?
ProfAnonymous
In the end we're all just dying cats
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
r/iam14andthisisdeep
adam1124
So long and thanks for all the fish
HomelessToddler
And homelesstoddlers.
Kingofstarryskies
...Dear god
PeaceOfMind69
Dying cats with booze
IncenseWithLures
Act accordingly
JollyBenGiant
Poetic
whatthefunke
Here here
iChangedThisSoMyExCantStalkMe
i love when at the end of a post, the top comment takes a left turn to make me burst out in laughter
PeaceOfMind69
Dying cats with booze
wpfranner
Shit so deep it will come back out the other side.
TehPyyRo
What color?
gringissimo
Wait. Does this mean we're not Dust in the Wind?
tothereandbackagain
That was t-shirt worthy. +1, for your prophetic poetry.
UnsavoryCommenter
Deep
w0ntoan
I'll see you in another life, when we are both cats
DadddyWarlord
In the end it doesn't even maaaaatterrrrr
imbuffyandyourehistory
Jaden darling, it's time for bed.
Galactasaur
What are you doing wrong mate?
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
It doesn't have to be his fault, there are enough people that have no idea what they want..
HortenseShamlin40
Risky because you could easily pass on someone that would have turned out to be perfect for you. For me, trust = actions not time.
ObIigatory
Obligatory feels bad man comment
zeusdemigod131
Today on people telling people with anxiety and social issues "Just put yourself out there, you'll find someone."
Jawnthebaptist
You big baby
MakeOutAtReferenceGamePoint
Won't make it easier but you'll never regret the time you're spending with the cat
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I haven't been on a date with a fun attractive women for 16 years. Coincidentally, I've been married for 16 years.
mannequinmolester
Buck up, buttercup.
whoisyourdaddy
4 and you are out? That's your plan? Dude, you may have to meet, gree t, and date 100 before you find the right one. 1/?
MustardHeadmaster
How's your social skills?
stainlesstitanium
dating women, etc etc yawn, ...dying cat? awww :( (Look up mate, took me till I was 25 to find some one I love)
queenbrochette
I've met my actual bf on a video game. Don't worry! XD
SatanicUnicornQueefs
I bet my bf through a video game also lol
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I firmly believe the odds of your experience, for a guy, are astronomically low, and shouldn't be used as a gauge for feeling better.
Tinkerbellatrix
if you give me chocolate I'll have sex with you
AdoIfHitIer
Why aren't girls like this for real?
FireLizzard
I have a 3kg bag of dark (72%) couverture chocolate. I should use it for cooking but I mostly eat it. Buttery and glorious.
FireLizzard
Though, I suppose I should actually put in some effort and make something since sex is in the deal
awildcharmander
http://images.hersheysstore.com/imagesEdp/p114661b.jpg HERE'S FIVE POUNDS. I JUST BOUGHT A BOX OF 200 CONDOMS. I AM READY.
DarkAndMysteriousInternetGuy
So you got enough for 3 hours and 20 minutes of 1 minute session. ...
awildcharmander
bro didn't you read the post that says fat guys last longer in bed???
justaharmlesspotato
I don't want to brag but my uncle owns part of Twix.
Tinkerbellatrix
Marry me.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Okay that's like 10 minutes of the evening IF you can eat the chocolate for 9. What about the rest of the night? :P
TheSkeetMuffin
The cat has lymphoma or somethin like that and I can't afford to do anything about it :(, she's old tho so it's bound to happen soon
theblackcanaryyy
That's awful. I'm so sorry.
theoldlickaroo
Get her put down
moonXbeam
you just love the shit out of that pussy till she goes mate. youll remember your cat longer than any of those girls. :) merry christmas
moonXbeam
pm me anytime if you want to vent about how much the world sucks and shit. its good to have friends.
sms001
Just a heads up - a LOT of vets will put your pet down in your home. We've done it three times now, and I won't consider any other way. GL.
moonXbeam
agreed. got to hold my dog when she went. wouldnt have it any other way
sms001
Above and beyond the holding, is we're all spared that "last trip to the vet" thing. Hope it's a long time before you have to do it again.
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
Planned to do that for our cat when she suddenly went downhill but she died peacefully in her sleep, 18 years to the day after we got her.
sms001
G'night sweet kitty! Wow, eighteen years is a pretty darn good run. Glad she had a graceful exit.
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sms001
Very nice tribute, thank you.
holyshnikes
Lady here... I feel ya man. My love life has sucked this year. Dated several guys, all turned out bad. Got dumped Tues over text (1)
holyshnikes
By a guy I'd hit it off with and had asked me to be his gf pretty quick. We had lots of upcoming plans. He also blocked me of fb. (2)
holyshnikes
His name just happens to be Dan.... (3)
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
I feel you too. Been on a ton of dates this year, went on a few incredible dates with an amazing girl last month, every indication that 1/
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
she was into it and wanted to see me again, only to get a text that she'd gone on a date with someone else and was choosing him over me. 2/
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
Getting real tired of this game.3/3
chiplizard
I just don't date anymore.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I think all of us who don't date should form a club. Who knows maybe it'll be a 50/50 split between compatible people and we'll all be happy
chiplizard
I don't want to be with anyone though
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Oh, well I definitely can't relate. My life has been miserable for years because of mental issues and extreme lack of affection and intimacy
chiplizard
also, you get fucked over a few times and suddenly being alone sounds amazing
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I've only ever been fucked out. My life has been shit for 20 years because of trauma i dealt with and the subsequent personality disorder.
chiplizard
I get the affection and intimacy from sleeping with random men and having friends with benefits. It makes me appreciate alone time
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Some people, lots i guess, can sleep around and get enjoyment and fulfillment from it. it's simply something i can't do.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I can't relate with that either. I've been with a lot of unattractive, abusive women, but have never been with someone I actually wanted
Necronology
Welcome to the human experience. It gets slightly better with age.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
It doesn't. People are shit and by the day the degrading of the population is incredibly high. I see what happens with people around me 1/
theothercollin
until it starts getting worse because of your age.
Necronology
Nah. Because if you're not an idiot/lifetime loser eventually you'll figure out what you want and how to get it.
hurrication
If 19 year old me traveled to the future to tell 32 year old me this, 32 year old me would knock 19 year old me out!
Necronology
Everyone is stupid when they're 19. EVERYONE.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
or husbands and are married or with long time relationships. The world is fucked up and it's not going better 4/4 Sadly.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
I have awesome friends that cant get to a date, what to say to get more than that. Seeing how my girl friends just don't care any more 2/
Mx7733
No it doesn't! Please don't lie on the internet.. No one lies on the internet, it's frowned upon! I will get even harder and then BOOM match
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Everyone is interested in pointless every night drinking with casual one night stands and nothing else. Some of them even have kids 3/
Necronology
Sounds like you and your friends are still in their/your 20's. For that age that's pretty common. If you're in your 30's or beyond, yes,
Necronology
you're fucked because you never learned/decided to grow up.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Not me! I like to cuddle and watch game of thrones. And play fallout. And stuff. And eat. Lots of food !
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Choose better candidates for your affections. How are you choosing them, btw?
TheSkeetMuffin
I have a social life, I know them, befriend them, talk to em for awhile, etc etc
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
I see. And how do you choose them? Looks? Personality?
TheSkeetMuffin
Personality. Obviously need to be somewhat attractive too lol but personality is the winner
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
You seem to be choosing shitty personalities, so I don't buy who true that is, or, they're not showing you the real them. Perhaps more time
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
As friends. How old are you, you're striking me as the younger fairs
TheSkeetMuffin
25, don't go for anyone less than 23