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You can find the video on twitter. I can't figure out how to rip it onto imgur. Some people in the crowd are laughing.
Apr 15, 2026 5:11 PM
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You can find the video on twitter. I can't figure out how to rip it onto imgur. Some people in the crowd are laughing.
BillyBobJimJoeJames
If my doctor hugs me, I'll hit him!
forelle
Why does he need a hug by a doctor? Is he so ill?
SomaliYachtClub
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
wurstkaesescenario
jerusalemspider
Someone get jesus away before Donnie throat goat makes another victim, please
Imalwaysready
Based on the latest picture, I imagine their conversation went something like this:
“Do you see where there are two sets of footprints?”
“That is where you walked with me?”
“Yes.”
“And what about where there is only one set of footprints?”
“That is where we did the stand and carry position Kama Sutra style until I santorumed in the trump dump.” *slaps don on the ass playfully*
Feralkyn
The second line should actually read "I probably carried you. I carried you, because I'm the best at carrying. The RADICAL LEFT doesn't want to admit it, but I know more about carrying than anyone, I... I walked, I walk the best, all on the beach. Everyone knows it. Everyone."
cousteau
At least he's not depicting himself AS Jesus this time. Oh and fuck you, @Lassannn!
Lassannn
Wait till you see what I'm about to post. :)
cousteau
I lost track, sorry. Was it the Ezekiel 25:17 one? (Because holy shit, no pun intended.)
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Being "hugged" like this, or...
SwampApe75
its not stupidity or insanity, its hate....+1 for the green shirt guy i love it
enkrypt3d
he's sundowning and desperate to get into "heaven" by posing as jesus...... please for the sake of FUCK take his ass HOME already!!!!
CrabbyBlueberry
"Give the Goddamned dumbass enough rope..." And his feet will touch the ground when he drops. Stop giving the fucker so much rope!
PascalBP
Look like Donnie having an orgasm with the saviour watching him
Sebastopol140
Hugged by a doctor?
SindarElla
It's the new Touched by an Angel spinoff
choppedliveraldente
Touched inappropriately
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
I'm guessing both series deal with issues surrounding workplace harassment and the lawsuits that come from those complaints
bourbonandbaddecisions
Hope Jesus comes for him soon.
hellvis
Oh man I read that as mugged and I was like yeah that tracks.
funone77
So someone sends him a flattering yet offensive picture and he posts it AND his followers get upset??
Sounds like a competition to me.
Anaphriel
Irish for Trump does know that all the crimes against children are being carried out by Trump and his friends right? Like, it's not even a disputed fact.
johnnymcnasty
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Zm5sNHFuYmNtcDRzODZmNm8zcGYyZnZjdXE0eWdveDBuOXltc3BlbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ukGm72ZLZvYfS/200w.webp
fjk3
One reason for having a hell.
newsguycraigevans
kurvarVillain
Religion is so stupid. Religious people get gifted, then get mad that some other fool is being conned differently out of their money and time.
Donny is just a grifter that wants a piece of the action.
theinternetkeepsmealive
Jesus would fucking smite him
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
captainsweatypants
ArtobansGhost
That I like lol. Awesome job!
Rosenaa
Fuc... Helll - YES !!
Magjee
10/10
PlankTableGo
White jesus can also fuck off
Canigetbannedagain2
That's how you AI.
B0ardski
thank's for that
TyphoonMuscles
I like how the hell pit is right there.
jtxyz
What do you think he crawled out of?
MuffinProof
Probably kicked out of hell
GratuaCuun
Donnie, do you want to be *alone* with your lord and savior???
ProcrastinatingWork
Is that his boyfriend?
PixelGibbon
But, Trump IS one of the child-sacrificing monsters.
Magjee
...and they thank him for doing so? It seems like a detachment from reality in the twitter post
spittinfacts
Of course he likes it. He's in it. Absolute pinnacle narcissist sociopath.
The2Twenty
Jesus whispers into Trump's ear: You're the problem.
KatLuvr54
Funny since trump is one of the child sacrificing monsters.
Shadowkrieger
He is “special”
Blakeadelic
Why does Donnie look aroused
PithyCommentBelow
Jesus is telling him “blessed be the children.”
WorstCowboyEver
Looks like Jesus is feeling him up.
Thargrid
"Irish for Trump" filled me with inarticulate rage.
MidlifecrisisDad
I thought it was a doctor hugging him.
atoyot
Great comment, wish I could upvote twice.
GratuaCuun
Either way he seems *really* into it
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
kimwimgoddess
too much blood for my taste. other than that. I'm fine with it.
Imalwaysready
The fuck!? That’s not him being near Jesus, that is him being molested by Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with this man’s brain?
yeahhedugit
He is stretching the limits of the word delusional.
PorneliusHubertII
He looks like he is about to let Jesus inside.
GratuaCuun
Open the door - and see all the people https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M3Z6em9hM20wYm1ibzA2cXFtNXBuN2Jydnl0dHB6cmRremVjNDduZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kxei1ibnxITFUvvtJU/200w.webp
spontaneous9
Sure, sure, of course the Jewish son of a Jewish mother living in Judea during Roman occupation was a white, eastern-European dude.
White Jesus is about as believable as a bankrupt trust-fund loser who shits himself daily playing a successful billionaire on a cable network reality show.
LiamRobertsonjr
More likely Yeshua ben Yosef with hair like wool and feet of burnished bronze.
BuiltonSin
All of Christianity is rather laughable after the council of Nacaea. You can't entirely remake the whole thing, base it around paegan and Roman beliefs, and then say it's the holy word.
BHPaperstacks
And then getting ELECTED to LEAD the most powerful nation in the world.
GratuaCuun
I mean, it's AI slop - what did you expect?
spontaneous9
I know. My comment was in no way directed toward you, GratuaCuun. Sorry.
It's just a gut response, in that every time I see that whitewashed version of Euro-jeebus it reminds me how unbelievably ignorant the people who could possibly even imagine him that way would have to be.
GratuaCuun
On the bright side, he's a dead guy who told a bunch of fairy tales with really nice aesops that people *could* practice to make the world a better place... ... ... but his legions of followers *adore* ignoring all that to justify mass murdering entire populations and cultures - so - he probably is beyond caring how people portray him
spontaneous9
... provided he's not a fable himself. Which he probably is.