It’s my…precious…

Aug 8, 2026 11:46 PM

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.

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"I'm so thirsty." - near mount doom

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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

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"What has it gots in its pocketses precious?"

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Do not disturb the water

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"Boil em, mash em stick em in a stew"

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Filthy Hobbitses!

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Death! Ride, ride to ruin and the world’s ending!

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“Mushrooms!”

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Speak Friend and Enter.

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whatever the fuck this noise was

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"You shall not pass!"

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Ooh, a winner.

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Give it to us raw and wriggling - Gollum

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Beam me up scotty

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And my ass

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"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

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(Looks down) less than half of what I hoped for.

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"Fool of a took!" with much grunting.

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"Fly, you fools!"

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I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you

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What about second breakfast?

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