The Idiots of Imgur: A Mini Dump pt 131

Oct 13, 2023 9:12 PM

UncleSlam123

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#4 reminds me of that poor bear…

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#5 Well, that job just went down the crapper

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#4 oh Gawd, right in the vitals!

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#10 - 2 hit fight

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#5 the construction seems to be ... unstable?

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#8 is lucky not to have lost an eye

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Years ago, someone in my country died filling up a tractor tire when the tire exploded. I have no idea what the person here was hoping to achieve

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#1 so close to a perfect save.

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#7 These influencer skits are getting out of hand.

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🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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#4 I felt that... and I don't have one of those.

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#1 Imagine the first thing you see walking into a store is a man charging at you full speed, with plants.

Solid dump as always.

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#1 Those moving ramps are made for carts that have a compatible arrestor piece installed.

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#5 Yeah, that's pretty much a "A'ight. I'mma head out, I know I'm fired."

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This is the fault of the person who decided to use this storage system

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A lot of these on here could go in “and this is why we have this safety regulation” textbooks

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I agree.

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Those racks cost too much. These $7 plastic ones and a piece of cardboard will hold up a toilet bowl ... I am a great bean counter!

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It looks like the rafts aren’t even bolted !

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It fell a part so easily, amazed it was even stacked that far to begin with.

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No shit Sherlock..

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No shit

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Keep digging Watson.

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#2 Hey, at least he signaled.

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#5 the real idiot is whoever thought of that storage solution

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I feel like that tractor was right on the money, shouldn't have flipped over.

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possible it was designed for something with a lower centre of gravity.

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I think one of the ?ballasts? separated.

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#10

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Will say, #2 could be untreated narcolepsy (though my first instinct is always alcohol or drugs too tbh). Took me more than 3 years to get a diagnosis other than "eat better" "exercise more" "you're not anemic so you're probably just bad at sleep hygiene." It's scary pulling over because you know you can't drive, and trying to get a quick doze in to see if it helps, and then to be woken up by a stranger. You can be insanely disoriented and in a very active dream within minutes of closing your

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eyes. Narcolepsy is technically diagnosed by going quickly into REM sleep and mostly staying there. You're prone to night terrors and sleep paralysis. Dude could have even had an episode of cataplexy after waking up, where you lose all muscle tone and can't move and maybe not even speak for a period of time. Could easily see this having happened here...unmanaged narcolepsy is dangerous af for driving got obvious reasons, and it's hard to get the sheep studies for a diagnosis/meds after paid for.

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I am interested in hearing more about the sheep studies.

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So many typos. But I bet you insurance wouldn't pay for sheep studies either.

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*for

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#7 Zoolander gasoline fight.gif

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Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

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Jitterbug *dundun*

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#2 if someone is passed out like that on the road you should call 911 first because they are most likely either passed out drunk or having a medical problem.

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Or are about to die from too much opioid use.

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Or are exhausted and so shouldn’t be driving anyway.

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I cringe every time I see these posts. Then I watch every gif. Sometimes more than once.

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I watched the collapsing shelves one like 5 times just laughing at all the reactions and how the chaos unfolds lmao

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They really make me feel a lot better about my life

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Thank goodness they had multiple angles of #1

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Women pushing a baby cart would have been flattened. Obviously that didn’t happen but he shouldn’t work there.

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Guy walking into the store ?1

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aaaaaaalmost.....

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I used to unload box store plants for a job. Those are the small carts, and even those weighed at least 200lbs loaded with plants(plants are always watered right before being loaded up and having plastic wrapped around the cart). He is legitimately lucky he didn't kill anyone. And he is so stupid for thinking that would end up any other way.

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He should have at least tried to go down the upside of the escalator ramp.

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Poor bastard almost made it out the door, too.

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Such a great show

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I was thinking what timing! If that guy hadn’t walked in, tree guy would’ve smashed right into the doors!

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He really did. Course then he’s probably gotten hit by a car

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unless he lives in a straight line from the store, downhill

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But at the bottom of the hill, razorblade and lemon juice factory.

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Napping guy almost got the trifecta w/ that lamp pole.

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Seems like a medical issue, rather than a nap.

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That video was brought to you by alcohol

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Or fentanyl

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or medical emergency

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In flip flops? Lol!!! I mean, floppy shoes??!

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Isn't there an edit where he explodes when he hits the ground or something?

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ParkOW.

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And that, kids, is why I’m not your father

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That's the kind of pain you can feel in your teeth.

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That's not a ball hit that's a ripped taint.

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Ook.

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#5 It's great how slowly this enfolds so the doom can really settle in.

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Jenga!

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When it stopped and he sort of relaxed and then it started right back up again.. that's the exact moment when his heart breaks in two.

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"Oh... thank god it's over- ah fuck- stop stop stop... oh thank god it's over- FUCK!"

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The entire inventory went in the shitter for sure!

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At the end I think the one dude is saying something like "no reason for both of us to get fired, how about you just say it was all your fault?"

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It's like, if someone sneezed to hard next to that, it would have just dominoed away.

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I love any video of shitty shelving dominoing down. The most destructive the better.

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I really can't figure out why they were stacked like that on something that brittle and unstable.

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Kiln setup.

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Why would they stack them with loose mini pillars on the 4 corners like that? As the ceramics heat the weight can shift slightly meaning the probability of tipping starts very high and goes up from there.

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China

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Yeah no even for china it doesn't make much sense. There's nothing 'fast and cheap' about that setup

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it's a kiln stack they're trying to unload.

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Would it not be easier/cheaper/more efficient to maybe build the structure the things being heated in the kiln on so doesn't become brittle and shatter with relatively little force?

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#10 video that's focused on the wrong things

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Something about boobies in the wild... Just not the same as in movies or porn.

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She breasted boobily

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Yeah, this time, the cameraman has to die. It is the exception to the rule.

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heY

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I love you

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She seems nice

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I wish I could hold my life together, as well as that blouse is holding those boobs in.

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Double sided tape maybe.

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Speedbag or funbag?

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There's a difference?

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Both?

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Yes

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Ah yes, sexualizing people

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Idk why the downvotes. Yeah it’s the internet whatever but it doesn’t make it any less creepy.

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First day on the Internet?

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Nah I'm just upset on all this sexualization. Don't mind me

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You're upset that people are sexualising themselves?

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Nah, just uncomfortable that people can be so quick to sexualize someone based on their appearance online. I should get used to it

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Who dressed this girl? Put them on the line, I'll talk to them.

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You talking about us, or the designers of that blouse, or her because she chose to wear it, or all of the above?

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You

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#7 At the pump, there's a flap inside the holder where you hang the nozzle. Push that with your hand and the pump will shut off.

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I am surprised that the attendant or member of the public didn't notice this and intervene.

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#7

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Nice. Yeah, I like to spread it for awareness.

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There is also supposed to be emergency shut off buttons close by. In case of problems.

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Gassing up a car is not something that is usually covered in Driver’s Ed. Thinking about it, it’s probably something that should be.

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Also it looks like she got it on her/in her eyes. Hope she went to the hospital asap.

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Eh, you're usually gonna be fine as long as you flush your eyes for a good long while. But if there's lots of pain or excessive redness/swelling def go see a doctor (this is also the US, I have no insurance and have had gas in my eyes before lol)

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Same. Luckily I was wearing contacts so I believe that helped a bit but man did my eyes burn the rest of that night.

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Yeah, gas isn't terrible as long as you don't drink/inhale a lot. My dad used it to get ink off my hands when I was a kid lol

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They are so fucking lucky to not be standing in a litteral sea of fire. Few things I have seen makes me as scared as this. Get the fuck away, now!

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Used to be a full on lever. That being said I can't entirely blame her for not knowing that . Something clearly broke here and she got it all over her and in here eyes. Not sure this qualifies as an idiot.

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Yeah that was my thinking, caught in a dumb situation not the one who caused it.

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Also, why was the emergency switch not thrown immediately? The gas station attendant could face charges for that one.

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Gasoline in the eyes is quite distracting. She probably wouldn't have been able to see much either

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It’s likely the flap. It’s equally likely she didn’t know that and is used to it just shutting off by itself when the tank is full. This is why some places do not allow you to pump your own gas.

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I'm thinking maybe it also could have been the little switch on the handle that keeps the fuel pumping and she didn't know she'd flipped it down?

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This, I think. And she pulled it out before it was full so the lever didn’t auto-stop and she doesn’t know enough to just squeeze the lever a little to release it.

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I'd considered that, but those always disengage automatically when I use them as well, but I'm sure there are older models that aren't as reliable, and in fact around me they disappeared for like a decade presumably because of that exact reason.

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The disengage when the tank fills. I think she pulled it out before that so the gas just kept coming.

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I don't have the equipment, but that's gotta hurt. Https://i.imgur.com/6GNZ7GH.jpeg

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Limp bizkit

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A box to the box.

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... enhance.

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Anyone doing box jumps ever, pls dont jump at the corner, jump at the side. Also, focus completely on placing your feet on the box. If you dont make it all the way up, you just step down again.

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She peed herself

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Women's boxing sure is different

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It’s not just that it’s the thighs too. All of that hurt a fuck ton

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Yeah. I felt that myself :/ Shiit...

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I do have that equipment, and I once sat on a car seat bracket that hit in the female "taint". I guarantee, that hurt like Hell's own balls getting stepped on.

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Looks like a knee/shin scrape, maybe a double, and hard against a 90 degree angle. I'd almost rather hit my balls.

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Equals bone skin injuries and scars for life, if unlucky. Rite of passage for any crossfitter.

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Yeah shin scrape on plywood like that, hell no

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Clam slam

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Cunt punt

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Oyster shucker

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Pow. Right in the kisser.

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Pow! Right in the kisser!

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That's gonna hurt regardless of the equipment.

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I also wouldn't class this as an 'idiot' either. That's a regular exercise, just a mistake with foot placement. This and the petrol one that looks like an equipment malfunction, rather than idiot action.

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The car hitting the stop sign gives driver incapacitation rather than idiot but that’s 50/50

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#9 glad that guy got nailed. I won't claim to be the world's most law abiding driver but I don't f around with school zones or school buses.

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I don't understand what he did wrong. Was he going too fast? Are you supposed to wait for the bus to start moving again, even when you're on the other side of the road?

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Children might try to cross the road to get to the other side, so yes.

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The little sign on the side of the bus means children were crossing the road. He effectively ran a solid red light and endangered pedestrians in a marked crosswalk.

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Understandable. Thank you for the knowledge.

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Absolutely. Plenty of kids get killed every year by people doing just that.

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Please tell me you don't drive (in the US) if you don 't know something this basic in the rules of the road.

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I can safely say that I don't drive in the US. I do however drive in Australia, where this is not a thing.

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No such rule outside of the US. Seems crazy to stop the opposite direction, just educate kids not to blind cross or put crossings in at school drop offs surely...

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There is no way to possibly put in crossings for every bus stop. And with the "design" of roads, there is no practical way to make it so kids don't have to cross roads at all locations. It is easy enough to make the rules to have vehicles stop. It is the tiny percentage of fucking assholes who can't wait 30 seconds that do this shit.

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yeah a little stop sign pops out of the side of the bus to halt oncoming traffic. disobeying it is a big no no.

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Fair. Never seen a bus that had one of those signs, they're just not a thing here.

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Barring ultra high speed, it's one of the most severe offence by law...

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when a bus is dropping off kids, it has a little “stop sign” flap that comes out (which is not visible to the audience in this video); it is illegal to pass the school bus when the “stop sign” flap is out

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See, as I didn't see the flap and I don't live in the US I didn't know that was a thing. Thanks for the knowledge.

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School busses have stop signs and flashing red lights (look at the top of the bus). When the sign is out/lights are flashing it’s illegal to pass the bus on either side of the road. This is because kids often cross the road after getting off the bush and an oncoming driver would most likely not see them until it’s too late. It’s a big no-no and super dangerous because kids are so unpredictable (and may or may not have mastered the whole “look both ways before crossing” thing)

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I can understand that and thank you for the knowledge. Not an American, so different road rules/standards.

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TIL, I guess (50+, UK), never seen before. How much of a problem must that be to warrant it, I've not seen it be necessary here?

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We're all learning today.

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