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cjorl
#1 or a prostate massage...
InfocalypseRising
#10 I remember this episode of the Magnus Archives
GGALIN
#1 my big thumb is rock solid from walking barefoot and climbing. It would be like attaching a weapon to my hand.
SirRichfield
#1 HE replaced it?
ATLandNerdy
#10 it's not flame, it's plasma
pullingsixty
#30 Just the tip donald, you greedy bastard.
rotodisc
#1 That’s a wet WILLIAM.
BreatheNostalgia
I dunno, I don't think it would use his proper name. I'm envisioning something like A Boggy Billy
huey9k
#5 Follow up? Nah, working title.
JakeWren
#24 The first one actually looks kind of cute. The second looks ike something from a fucking creepypasta though.
mrbadxampl
#9 stop... this?
GeekBoyChrisOnlySometimes
#24 Me fucking too and no-one took a moment to correct me!
LicensedAdHominem
#21 I would 100% sign "please don't talk so loud" at them
huey9k
#2
pullingsixty
#14 Yeah, that's not what we're wondering about.
FriendlyNeighborhoodWeatherMan
#5 Tinnnnn Roof!! Rusted....
abacab87
Muertasha
#16 That's a fucking muppet! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1em15d3VxYm8ydTI5MjB2d25sc2FsbW83bWN3ajU3b2t5c25seXluaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26u4lo0kvjSQaR6ec/200w.webp
TheVillageGrouch9000
#30 Maybe we did not to see that.
tmphillips11
#16
AlmostClever
I'm not you're buddy, guy!
tmphillips11
I’m not your guy, pal!
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
#30 this looks like Owen Wilson
andsy
#6 you can save time by telling your kids you’re building a spaceship with two round engines at the bottom and make a huge snow dick from the start
AlmostClever
#16 Woof, buddy!
mondeca
#2 I'll just stick with WELCOME ABOARD
TheDiscoVampire
#11
TheNotGreatDane
#1 "You can drink it fast or you can drink it slow, but your lips have got to touch the toe" - if you know, you know.
pullingsixty
Didn't somebody swallow it and they had to get another, or something like that?
TheNotGreatDane
They have a selection now - some of them pretty nasty.
DonIsMe
#28 - This is so stupid. So f*ing hilarious.
mirrorz
Irish spelling will break the brain of anyone who learned English first. Familiar letters seldom represent the sounds you expect.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Saoirse = sore-she, I think
AlmostClever
I keep waiting for an opportunity to impress someone with my flawless pronunciation of Siobhan, and someday it *will* happen!
mirrorz
I watched a movie once.and there was so many Siobhans listed in the end credits and i was confused how i had never heard that name before. Only I had but never could have imagined that's how it was spelled..
hiyo365
Sound it out fer me please? I see it so often.
bluewitch
Shuh-VAWN or shiv-AWN.
hiyo365
Ah yes, thanks!
AlmostClever
Gaelic spelling of John (feminine) if memory serves. My roommate in college had a sister with that name. It's lovely!
salunatics
#1 What did they replace the toe with? It's pretty important for balance.
NotSomoneElse68
I knew someone who had that surgery. He would bet unaware people that he could stand there and press his toe against the top of the doorframe.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
GrimleyGraves
Put a real spring in his step... I'll see myself out.
Munchman347
Well, they did find his thumb...
LanceCharisma
It's helpful for balance but not nearly as important to your function as an opposable thumb
Pilgrymm
A fork
MrCMBrown
how did he get to the hospital? a toe truck?
CheeseCoffeeChests
Actually pretty common. You learn to walk normal again. But who TF gives a wet willy with the thumb?
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
My grandpa had to do a balance test to return to flying status just 30 days after losing his left big toe. He was able to balance on his left foot for three minutes and it was still healing. Your body adapts scarily fast.
Badprenup
Is it the body adapting scarily fast or did people just really oversell how important the big toe is for balance? Like yeah it contributes to it but the way people carry on about it you'd think your big toe is the only thing keeping you from life in a wheelchair or something.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Well people can adapt to pretty much anything that doesn't instantly kill them. But yea, you use your big toe a lot to balance.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
I would if had that for a thumb.
Neednoggle
Well apparently it's pretty common; go live your best life, my dude!
Neednoggle
#10 Neil deGrasse Tyson voice, "ackshually, it's not flame, it's plasma. There's no oxygen on the sun, so combustion isn't possible."
somnif
There is some oxygen! About 1% by mass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNO_cycle
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
it's just too hot for combustion
Neednoggle
Dang it, and I almost looked it up to be sure I wasn't saying something untrue. Oh well, at least I've learned something new!
somnif
It's ok! You're still right that its not really 'flame'. ♫ ♬The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a giant nuclear furnace... ♫ ♬
justaguyinthebackrow
They updated that song:
"The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma..."
somnif
oh wonderful!