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Dec 11, 2025 4:22 PM
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PostalHeathen
If you think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.
Ajinxedchef
"You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it!"
arlow54
Introducing The Cuntry Squire.
Mortbise
Would be terrible if it suddenly rained. Or if someone had a bucket of water.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
It was better when it was just a meme...
SquashDemon
Eugh, being on fire would be a huge visual improvement for it.
GhostBear3067
Lara Croft: "Why do people like that thing? My original tits had more polygons!"
509tigerfish
Wonder if could be made to look like ...
swedeonamoose
Apperently everything is not better with "wood" paneling.
cjpoet
"We're loadin up our woody with our boards inside..."the Beach Boys
BurrhusBacchus
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2w4N3M1aWxjOXo0dHJxNDBhaWhoc3pjcGM4bDBjYm1uemcwemoxMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dp74BKs7XV7Ve/200w.webp
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Someone's trying to add dad humor to a techbro vehicle and, it, uh, ain't working.
TacoFox
To be honest if I was forced to own that I'd make two large slices of toast and mount them on top.
EatPieLander
! ... and extend bumpers to look like handles to push bread in for toasting. Huh ... funny thing ... they supposedly catch fire so often may actually "toast" the fake bread slices.
OregonComputerGuy
Someone had one of those in this area, last time I saw the beast it was on a tow truck
ScrippyChan
We have at least three where I live. I watched one of them almost roll himself making a u-turn. 🤣 Fuckin' jackass.
32FGWolfhound
I like only this version.
SalmonTheWise
The best cyber truck is the one that drowned Mitch McConnell's sister in law.
nclu
This one's my favorite
BoobJiggle
That picture pretty much sums up America right now, sadly
19marcurious57
For me its this one...wah-wah-wahhhh
bobbersonbob
i think the original one was the best one and the most representative of the company.
sharK11
they're the same picture
idrinkcheapbeer
Now show us the antarctic blue super sports wagon with the C.B. and optional rally fun pack version.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
Voodrew
"Metallic pea? No, Antarctic blue!"
robingal1
What an absolutely perfect reply! *tips hat*
jetact12
Well he did up and quit his drum gig with Steely Dan!
ActionJohnnie
Trivia
welcometothedystopia
SecretAgentSuperBooger
JoeT85
This piece of junk is not going to survive that jump our in Arizona.
TI99Kitty
Funny, my first though was "Family Truckster!"
Great minds think alike!
staniclees12
Family cyberTruckster
DrLOAC
cytherians
Resale value of these has gone down so much... and it's schadenfreude when thinking about people who paid top dollar to get one. 😏😉🤪😄🤣
NonyGony
BlackHoleSon01
A Woody Wankpanzer
BobAllen2004
Voodrew
Poor lil pup.
chrispisme
probably kept up for a mile or two
equatorfishhat
You know you think that you hate something, and then an industrial abortion like this appears in my feed and I realize that I haven't hated it enough. I haven't hated it with the purity fire and devotion that it deserves.
TheRedBaron8
Now with more garbage.
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
stonecoldstevebuschemi
🎶CRUUIIZZIN' Yeahayeayeah. Cruising USA!🎶
TalaayaCosplay
Don't you dare insult the Cruisin' games like that.
YippeeKayakOB
No matter how you polish a turd...
HuruinaInu
The trick is to hold by the clean end
twelvoclocklevel
dorodango
AndersCalrissian
Grandpa used to say you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
raitchison
Actually makes me hate it less but not much less.
AndersCalrissian
Same
PorneliusHubertII
Yea, this tells me the driver knows it looks like shit and is leaning into the joke.
WigglyBlondeNoodle
Looks like it could be one of the cars in the simpsons video game
malachilenomade
Naw, it bothers me they didn't do actual wood paneling. They half-assed it. They get no bonus points.
Frederf
The way it looks isn't in the top 100 of the list of reasons.
Clayman8
Same. It has a weird charm to it but ill admit i always did like the Wagoneer
KiddR78
I think it’s an insult to wood paneling
scaredshirtless
This makes me realize just how strikingly ugly the base model is. Like, this is still a word looking vehicle, but it at least feels finished.
samwyze
It's still missing some finishing touches for me to like it
tavisno
Its probably the most original wrapped one ive seen.
doodlydoofus
Much better than the ones that get the Trump "assassination attempt" wrap on it.
Mairoa
My buddy and I saw one in urban camo. It was so fucking stupid we couldn't believe it and had to be like "I just saw that stupid shit, right?" To each other once we stopped laughing
firlefranz
How about that?
tassadar102
That's just the standard wrap, how it comes factory. Nothing original there.
YpsilantiRomani
There are 2 completely flat black wrapped ones in my area, (I have seen both of them @ my local Costco) I'm surprised no 1 has just sideswiped 1 at night.
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
Yeah, this actually gives it a bit of charm.
cdlong
It's whatever the smallest unit of charm that there is, but yeah, agreed
LtRooney
A single quark.
DukeDarkwood
I've looked your post up and down, and I can say there's nothing strange about it, from top to bottom.
All it has is charm.
LtRooney
Well, there is also some truth and beauty to it.
igglebotato
stolen valor, they call it
EstoyPoopis
Lmao
mrhowser
Lampooning the Family CyberTruckster. It's every bit overdone as the original.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
She's a beaut, Clark
Onebigcanuck
Wife calls this one the "grandma blanket"
BoobJiggle
Jesus.. some people really have too much fucking money, meanwhile the rest of us are fucking starving
EatPieLander
Is that ... ... is that shelf paper?!?
PaperinoVB
"Every day that passes, we distance ourselves further and further from God."
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Because he allows shit like this to be built.
PaperinoVB
Glad to be an atheist.