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Mar 19, 2017 2:17 PM
AmericanBeasty
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HOOMANGUY
Just assure him: You are the biggest Dick I have ever seen.
ByeFellatio
This reminds me of "did you cum" after 30 seconds of sex
Bagheera13
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matyles
Eh, depends
Zlimeshili
o0Tektite0o
insertclevertitlehere
And her response is usually "sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the library"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"Want me to slide my hardback into your romance section?~"
Flanaganarightinthepussy
Suckmacaquenballz
I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And dog goneit people like me
ParkerLongbaugh
What I say after I've told a girl, that I have a big dick:
CatfishAndTheBottleOMan
If I got a yes to this question, it's either the first she ever saw or she lying
PeacefulWarfare
Just take the yes. She wants to make you happy.
dkevox
Next time ask him if he means of just humans. Cause has he seen how big some mammals are?
PeacefulWarfare
Maybe he's a blue whale
ImRandyMarsh
This is the face I get when I ask if I'm the smallest. I take it that's not a good thing?
AshmoreXII
oh no! lol He must have felt hella small. bummer for him.
Shiggityshaybae
As long as the aftercare meets her needs, I don't care if I'm even in the top 5
Gasol916
Women do not really care. Well at least i don't.
endlessnumbereddays
To a point. If you're good at it then I'm good but there is a lower limit.
Trickky
You have to be really insecure to ask that as a guy
superben
Or really certain that she would say yes so you could brag
thedustygrad
If it matters that much to be able to brag about your dick size, I'm gonna stick with "really insecure."
Anuglierlucyliu
My bf at the time asked me in front of his friends if he was big. I said no. He got pissed. It was awkward for all of us.
zangelange
Well I mean... he probably trusted you and expected you to say yes and not embarrass him infront of his friends so yea...
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Why the fuck would you even ask that in front of your friends? What are you hoping for at that point?
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Yeah I probably wouldn't have lied about it either haha. The best thing for most people is to hear the truth!
Willybum84
mfawkes
ThePuddle
Well it's not the smallest
IWonderIfICanUseThisMeme
It looks like a penis, only smaller
illthinkofsomethingcleverlater
The answer is always "yes"
iDigDinos
Come on, why ya gotta ask that? Can't I just love you the way you are? lol
sirelurksalot
Sure.
terribledeathwhinny
Like today, this week, this month?
cattatts
Your comment made me laugh waaaay too hard.
JoblessJimbo
Because the answer to all is still no.
alexott91
savage
broz4billy
Damnnn
Computar
Or even this yeeeeeeaar
jqdao3
I'll be there for you when you measure your junk!
wiggidywack
Haha yessssss my first thought too! +1
AkodoSturm
It's a trick question,he wants to test if you are really into him. The true answer is you reaction time before you lie 'yes'
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
"Yes". The answer is always yes.
OlMuskyTheMartian
Pah. You don't need someone lying to you. If ya got a small peepee, you already know it.
kukupuff
Incorrect. The answer to that specific question is "You're not even the biggest I've seen today" Unless he is and then give a gold star.
Belckan
I could win that star. :^)
GrrrGiraffe
But size doesn't matter. So why even ask?
IGotCharlieWork
STROKE IT! STROKE MY EGO!
GrrrGiraffe
Come on now. If you know you're small, and you want your ego stroked, why even ask? Isn't the risk someone will be honest way more (1)
GrrrGiraffe
threatening than the reward received if they lie? (2)
Biteymcbiteface
Nah man you have to work for me to stroke your ego like that
GuylnTheBack
How'd you know I call it ego?
theblueberryfarmer
As a male. I just don't care. I know I'm not the biggest. I know I'm not the smallest. I also know, I'm pretty good at what I do.
ArsenicSauce
Hey there, Wolverine
CrackHitler
I say this too but ladies are not interesting in how great I am at masturbating.
jimbobthecaveman
MrFlibble1981
Farming blueberries?
BigSnicker
Selling laundry detergent?
LurkingGuy
Selling Snickers?
Hemoglobejoe
What all of us need to get through our heads. You sir are our new champion.
xaviouswolffe
But... I mean... somewhere out there someone does have the biggest and someone does have the smallest.
megamoose1145
Me too. Couldn't agree more
phunkfx
Amen
ktheman
Same. According to partner, if I were another half inch it'd be painful. Very happy to not hit that mark
holymother
Well aren't you normal.
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Also, if you've gotta ask, you already know the answer is "no"
superben
I was thinking the opposite... no guy would be stupid enough to ask unless he expected the answer to be yes
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
thats the hottest way to approach it.. size isn't everything some confidence and some skills go a long way
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
And what I do is guys, all the time.
ctzn07
"sufficient enough to satisfy me"
TheEntireScottishNavy
I have a certain set of skills....
HardRockAnal
Easy to say on the internet. As far as I know the only thing your good at "cooking" toast.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
It's really not worth caring about, usually. I've been too big for some, too small for others, some loved me, some were bored. *shrugs*
iwould
It's almost as if people have different personal preferences and when those match up things are great
yoginioftruth
Quality over quantity
HunteramongPrey
But what you do isn't very nice.
Tarnfire
Was about to write that... Take my +1
savemebabyjebus
but at least hes pretty good at it
thedeepdarkrabbitholeofinternetporn
I read that comment in Liam neeson's voice from taken.
GivingHerThe4thLetter
I read it in The Wolverine's voice
IGotCharlieWork
I did too. The most awkward boner
EricFromAccounts
"I have a very particular set of dicks."
FangornRoots
Like... multiple dicks?
DatNaus
"Set"?
ShearWind
As a happily married lady, whenever my husband says he's small, I always tell him that, to me, it's PERFECT.
squirrelwithabushytail
A long and happy marriage to you both ????
TrijezniMujo
in stark contrast to his dick.
Keenandsharp
I have to say though, how does one deal with being small? I feel like a lot of confidence comes from size and I wouldn't know how to act.
TheDaharMaster
Get good at oral.
IKeepChangingMyUsername
Understand that not all women are looking for a giant penis? Develop a personality, sense of humor, integrity and work ethic?
TrijezniMujo
Oh fuck that, I've done that already, that shit don't help. A large dick shouldn't help either though.
thedustygrad
If you think you're done developing your personality, that could be part of the problem. It's a lifelong endeavor...
TrijezniMujo
Nah, it's just that I've developed for half a decade. It's either the frying pan or the fire, I don't wanna bother anymore.
IKeepChangingMyUsername
I'm really sorry so much of who you are is based on a physical trait you had no control over