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JackMcGreer
I'll take people dressed as knights over people dressed as clowns any day
MarcusLepidus
That's actually some cool shit, anybody know what region that's from?
ZaeMillion
These Skyrim mods are getting ridiculous.
TedTheMan
Who stole her horse? Now we have to ride the loop!
wildcatfan4life
When you work 9 to 5 but got to invade Poland at 6.
Xarlos
Istanbul, not Constantinople.
Fister3000
Never know, might get that weird drunk invincibility thing
TedTheMan
Hold my beer, ...
CaptainLupa
ATotallyOriginalAndCoolUsername
DEUS VULT, INFIDEL
DaemonShaolin
Istanbul not Constantinople...
LeCacty
Hooooly shit thats some strong stupid.
DaemonShaolin
It's from the song...
Ewanator
DEUS VULT
LeCacty
Not crusaders...
themilkmancometh
Squad en route to invade the British isles
ItsTowelie
It's istanbul not constantinople.
Ewanator
Can't tell if troll or joke.
AnythingMuchShorter
Wait, why did Constantinople get the works?
CompletelyIrrelevantGIF
williammurderfayce
Excuse me miss, does this train run by Constantinople? The Green line does? ... Shit....
hehedoc
I like the expression on that girl's face like she just found what she wanted
sprbwlshuffler
I like this version of The Young Turks better.
UncleFester11
Fun fact friday: the real young turks started the Armenian genocide
dannwyrm
That's not fun... that's not fun at all!
ImagurBro
Thats Bullshit, thats BULLSHIT
UncleFester11
Those look like danish swords and equipment
AMartianPotato
Except for the weird bracers.
thjoth
Probably supposed to be Varangians.
mjs2353
Deus vult!
BenjaminT247
Deus vult!
Abekrampe
Odin ser alt!
WeirdOnions
Ódinn be praised!
UncleFester11
TheUpdootist
Why did this become a thing again? All of the sudden I see a lot of crusades shitposts.
bigblindguy
Personally it's never not been a thing. I was born to Crusade. Sucks that I'm an atheist, but shit, Deus Vult!
Abekrampe
You could just crusade to make the holy land, the land which was formerly known as holy
mjs2353
Because we must liberate the holy land from the Saracens.
RyanGiggs11
The subreddit for the game Crusader Kings 2 . Lots of medieval, crusader, historical memes/shitposts are originally from there.
DerpyUserID
That's nobodies business but the Turks.
halasterblackcloak
Reno does whatever shines says pfff. RENO JUST DOES
halasterblackcloak
Fuck shinra not shines
AstartesLibrarius
Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say, people just liked it better that way.
SlavojZizesh
Many more nations than turks has attacked Constantinople/Instanbul though out history
taintedllama
You clearly never had to sing that stupidly catchy song in middle school......
therocksfannypack
rockjock29
It's an old one, bit it checks out.
RavennaMagnus
Long time gone since Constantinople
Sheikdjerbouti
Or the Greeks if you are looking for a date when that sort of armour was common
Raren77
Here, have my green arrows to hunt the warmongers.
RoyalWithChz
Explain. Please.
Sheikdjerbouti
1. All of anatolia was once part of the Byzantine empire, Constantinople was the capital, after 1071 turks started to flood in.
Sheikdjerbouti
2. The 1095 1st crusade came about as a result of muslim expansion, with the Turks having taken most of the eastern and inland areas,
Sheikdjerbouti
However things got worse after the 4th crusade conquered constantinople and the empire disintegrated , while it later reunified it was now-
TOOLfan303
Guess nobody understood the They Might Be Giants reference...?
Salxikas
Originally performed by The Four Lads. They Might Be Giants was a cover version.
AstartesLibrarius
That may be, but Tiny Toons using TMBG's version for a segment in one of their episodes introduced me to the song, and is what I think of.
RavennaMagnus
That's nobody's business but the Turks
iguessihaveto
I like TMBG version better though. I enjoy a manic edge to my music.
misteragi
You're either a music nerd or way older than most people here. I'm medium way older, so the TMBG reference worked for me.
MrCarrOfHerMajestysEmpire
I'm 19 and know the four lads original... I wouldn't say I'm a music nerd