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Trump on Mark Cuban: “…he's unattractive both inside and out!”
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1852119259729822180
Oct 31, 2024 10:56 PM
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Trump on Mark Cuban: “…he's unattractive both inside and out!”
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1852119259729822180
kitenkatt
Um i lived in dallas for 28 years, and Mark Cuban is kind of our idol. He loves that town and helped a LOT of people during quarantine.
TurboZamboni
Why is Trump calling himself “Mark”? I don’t think his caregiver is monitoring him appropriately.
evilspock
Donny isn't going to do well in prison.
Oh well.
GoodChange
This is better satire of the orange than any comedian could manage.
sahbian10
Ok, now read this in a vapid 13 YO voice. Think Jocelyn from Bobs Burgers lol
TerenceBroxterman911
Name. The. Women. Donald…..proof that everyone and everything is just a prop to the sweet potato Hitler (yes, I stole that last bit, but/c it’s funny)
IchabodCraneKick
PeeterGrant
"Are the strong women you support in the room with us right now?" He seems to be trying to adjust his bad messaging all of a sudden while ramping up the "stolen election" claims.
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
Business failure calling a business success a loser. That tracks.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Trump on Mark Cuban: He said something about me that wasn't fawning!
StarscreamAndHutch
These two have hated each other forever. It’s hilarious.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
CaldariBob
Yeah, buddy wrote this one himself.
iusedtodream
Absolutely. This is a bonafide Trump dump
spontaneous9
Very adulting.
So president.
Much grownup.
ElvisParsly
spontaneous9
Creepily deepily, neighbor.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Is this real?! I haven’t laughed so hard at a tweet in my entire life
spontaneous9
Blind fawn, friend. I'm just a random commenter. Ask @OP.
Maviyakuku
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1852119259729822180
BettyBoopRidesAgain
I call Bullshit! There are way too many complete thoughts and sentences for this to have been actually written my tRump
torbtom
I checked, it’s real. America, where even a toddler can run for president!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
What a whiney, insecure piece of shit he is.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Hey ladies, he's "not attractive" if that's important to you. /s
nevernotsure
sleestacks
So trump is weird and weak then. And scared of women.
darthstormer
To the strong women surrounding Trump: blink twice if you're there against your will, and need help.
BurlRavenscroft
I have this crackpot theory that everyone in his orbit is a hostage and trying to signal us to get out. Every time they proudly announce “we should lynch immigrant children!” they’re really saying “we should NOT lynch immigrant children! Why won’t you stop this?! He won’t let me go my family isn’t safe! Stop cheering, you imbiciles!”
IchabodCraneKick
This also works.
delecti
They can't, too much botox.
reverendbonobo
hyperchondriac
Cult leader wants everyone to believe that doing whatever he says makes you smart and strong, because he is smart and strong, so going against him is dumb and weak and "has no clubhead speed".
Samja192
I don't think this will help because no one has ever seen them before
5NoteHalf
Yeah, I always wonder about these little code signals that get passed around. The chances anyone near you has heard of them is suspect at best. I mean... YES, by all means, try anything to get help, but... You can't count on these.
OhIfIMust
I think they were referring to the alleged Strong Women tfg was talking about.
PeeterGrant
Notice he doesn't name ANY names of these women in his message. Loser.
HandoB4Javert
Murdercorpse
I wonder if "Heads of Countries" was supposed to be a placeholder until he could think of some.
hogeyegrex
Seriously. Has there been a single female head of state that has been anything but visibly disgusted by him? I can’t think of any. I can think of several times where they’ve given him looks that would blister anyone with even a passing sense of self awareness.
cdlong
Also, they don't really count, that's not who Cuban is talking about. Those women aren't there by his choice.
5NoteHalf
"All women are great! Even the ones I call idiots, and 'low IQ' and who I grab their pussy and who are 'bleeding from the.. wherever...' and the ones I call 'nasty' and the ones I call 'c--t' and the ones I tend to grope, and the ones I ignore the advice of, and the underage ones I barged in on during a pageant, and the ones I killed by eliminating Roe v. Wade." -Some Orange Asshole
userfriendly19777
"He called incessantly"
OlaphOfTheNorth
this probably did happen, but it was trump calling cuban. One of the things he spends his time on is constant phone calls to people he feels inferior to because he deeply needs their approval, and I'd be willing to bet that cuban cut him off at some point, leading to whatever the hell all this is
oldguyexlurker
I'll take "Words Trump has never successfully spelled in his life for $1000."
Sebastopol140
Stope making this all about yourself, DonOld.
Spidey209
the correct retort is "That's what you are, but what am I"
Sebastopol140
*stop
Sidewaysgts
God I can’t wait for this shitstain to die.
forlornfoghorn
Preferably next week.
artie500
Preferably before Tuesday!
kickmyballsrealhard
I can't even tell if this is satire
truemetalman
It's gotta be. It's legible.
AllTheKitties
Lol that's what I thought, too. Way too coherent to be real.
Enderst123
it's on his twitter account
FlyingButtPliers
"dictated not read..."
lapus
Wtf is club head speed?
TerenceBroxterman911
Speed of swing in golf at the point where club hits ball, I believe…..of course if I’m wrong, someone will clarify, after all, it’s the internet, right?
IchabodCraneKick
Something to do with golf, I bet, that idiot thinks how fast you swing is important, no wonder he sucks at it.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Yup. How fast the head of your golf club is traveling is one of the important factors in how far your golf ball is about to fly
NunyaBizness
That's when you swing your junk round 'n round like a helicopter.
Spidey209
More like a small desk fan.
charleighives
Otherwise known as an Arnold Palmer.
bokodasu
I know it's golf, but it seems like a product in the same category as "trucker speed".
lapus
What is truckers speed
bokodasu
The "Stay Awake!" shit you can get at truck stops. They also make trucker viagra, if you're looking for other things to do at the truck stop.
lapus
Sounds like I'm missing a good time!!
theskirrid
I'm guessing, because it's one of the only things I think Trump knows anything about, it's a golf thing. Or seal culling.
blockedtrem
That… that got dark there at the end.
ActionJohnnie
Usually the baby seal fur is very white…
blockedtrem
…briefly.
Weblord
An outrageous new night club with amphetamines and bjs
lapus
Makes sense!
FoxPesdassi
New York's hottest club is HeAdSpEeD. This place has everything: Strong women, insecure guys, pointless phone calls, and "babies".
ryansmVillain
The password is, baby hands
lewaq
Is this real?
fridgekitty
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/113404284296636248 Sort of?
Omnimorph2112
If it is real there's zero chance it was written by Trump.
xj4low
True. Not one long run on sentence and doesn't end in "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" like all his other posts.
Bimmler
It's not in all caps and has whole sentences in it. Covfefe
etcnotect
I would guess it was translated from Trumpish to English by somebody who isn't paid enough.
narcoleptiKnickers
Got so many tells. This guy must be shit at playing poker. However did he get know as a great business negotiator?
right - faked it and no journalist bothered to check.
georgejimmydoodle
He paid to have a book written about what a great businessman and negotiator he is.
Arkkeri
Arrogance and money. It is all one needs.
ahnteis
Lot of work from the producers of "The Apprentice". Before that, everyone pretty much knew he bankrupted a bunch of casinos and the Russians had to bail him out.
NZSheeps
A great business negotiator? You mean mister six bankruptcies?
hufflesnuff
He literally paid a guy to ghost write a book called "the art of the deal" and that's it. That's the crux of his great business experience, other than inheriting it all from daddy and losing it running a casino and a fake university.
It's like Elon. Enters the US illegally with pockets full of daddys emeralds, lies about getting into a PhD program at Stanford, buys his way into a company. Then gets bought out by a fellow Afrikaaner. Then buys Tesla from Eberhardt and sues to be called founder."
narcoleptiKnickers
In the '80s he'd pretend he was a Trump Inc executive named John Barron and phone up the editors of Forbes magazine to brag about how wealthy his boss Donald Trump was. The editors being lazy never double checked. Trump got put on the Forbes 400 richest people's list.
https://www.pastemagazine.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-posing-as-john-barron-lied-about-his-wealth