Mar 6, 2023 2:58 AM
DizzleSenpai
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redpandabanana
That’s as satisfying as watching ingrown hair removal
CatSparkleBreaker
that must be a relief for the cacti!
Cuppyycaakes
Shit, this one freaks me out.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
J3lek
I'm uncomfortable
CarlottaVonSprockett
oprondek1978
not sure what is going on
somnif
Cactus fruit harvesting
GodEmperorOfImgur
Vegan pimple popping.
Iamthebeekeepernow
They harvest the eatble pimples
justadudewholovescats
Rethaxian
No. I do not.
JoeMangoJello
Dr. Pepper Popper?
asmasm
Mini chili peppers being removed from cactus flowers by dr pimple popper. Easy
PolyTheWicked
It reminds me of what a Biore strip looks like after you pull it off.
90sLego
Is this how they make the plumbis?
RichardPicture
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
I don't like it. I don't know why I don't like it, but I had a full body physical reaction and that reaction said NO.
Frelioan
trypophobia? It's an (maybe) irrational fear of holes. maybe don't look up botflies. Or tropophobia in general without images off.
Mayokopp
Holy Sigmar these comments are cursed
SpaceTaco22
v
thrashingcows
From now on you’re Gomer Pile…do you like that name?
mannabananarama
The weird satisfsction of popping a big zit in high school.
tsx1
Cupcake habaneros
stupidbastardinutah
Not at all what I expected cacti seeds to look like
OliverOtter
The seeds are still probably not what you expect, just a bunch of tiny black dots smaller than the period on a newspaper page.
CatBeagler
Just so you know they have a variety of sanitary products for that now. You don't HAVE to use a newspaper.
FrozenFor30Years
But how else do you mark it red?
illiteratebeef
Technically, the fruit. Seeds are inside.
SithElephant
inevermadeone
airbreather
I feel like this is an NFT that can only be purchased with dogecoin.
CriminallyMysophobic
but it can eb right click saved for free
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Have one that's called a Texas Nipple Cactus that does this type of fruiting! /gallery/OkNs0HI
Hayashima
That is... certainly a name
Mechman13
It's a perky cactus
SuperDuperBillyBeck
Do you eat them?
You can! Slightly sweet taste. I just disembowel them for the seeds!
compused
Prickly pears you can
DarkSock
Artisanal organic buttplugs
baldewok
aka. produce
UncleToot
iamlegendinjapan
Tak231
That was probably the talk of the clinic, and anybody not involved was probably jealous. Legit cuterebrae are nasty things but oh my GOD-
They are soooo satisfying to pull out. They make our day every time.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Fuck do I fucking hate goddamn parasites.
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trigaranus
As @samwichse says, botfly.
jesasterous
Anyone want to explain, for us in the back
mightybushkin
Genus Melocactus of cacti, its flowering organ seen here, called a “cephalium”, where seed pods develop inside at first, then come out
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Snowman buttplugs
12345qwerty
Cactus blackheads?
hnngh
whitefoxkei
Hope anesthetic was involved. That's a fat one. Probably felt kinda satisfying once it was out though.
NotaCPA
thought it was an ingrown hair....nope...ingrown fly larva
NinjaCongo
Botfly?
Daraanel
Yup.
susamik
As satisfying as watching Dr pimple popper
D4rkLigh7
mrsparkle001
Wow you can literally see how much better she feels immediately after
NowhereMan313
"AHHHHHHH- Oh. Well. That sucked. What's for lunch?"
Poor brave kitto!
Guestr
Not enjoying
LewdFrog
Is this edible more than once? Important question, looks very yummy.
HipposBeHungry
aluminumfalconjumpercables
No.
Baron29
rookie23
Whem the zerg Leviathan is over a Terran world.
lurkilydurkiler
Ah, the nightmarus frogus.
Ilovetomakestuffup
This is... fascinating. A weird way to be born.
Suriname Toad. thanks @TheGenieOfTheLamp I just typed in LNI frog :)
TheGenieOfTheLamp
https://youtu.be/SgROaJY6Xnk for those interested. Suriname Toad (/Pipa pipa/)
nojustsayitdont
It's just like a kangaroo. Except it's a frog. And the pouch is many, and on it's back.
relaxbruv942
So nothing like a kangaroo, got it!
kingqk
lurkerevolutioncomplete
thesixmilliondollarman
thatlamer
so what am I looking at exactly? parasite? ingrown hair that grew some sort of cyst around it?
Bot fly larva….
Snooj
Botfly videos on YouTube. One you pop you just can't stop.
Vets a technicians will literally fight over the chance to remove a Cuterebra XD theyre so fun and satisfying.
cardboardwhales
Brain bug
ViralLola
Maybe a bot fly
Yup it be a bot fly.
cmovbe
I want to taste the forbidden chillis
kimbaloo
They taste great
jigglypuffusedpound
They're delicious. Most are quite sweet
blackmetalcoyote
Who says they're forbidden?
The best is organ pipe cactus fruit, it's like buttered melon jerky inside. Saguaro and Cardon are also very good, but harvesting (1/2)
saguaro fruit is only legal on your own land, unless you're a Native who traditionally harvested them. And Cardon only grow in Mexico.
SuperfluousMeh
Does it have drug-like effects? Is that why there's prohibitions?
It's just to protect the harvest for the natives. It was so critical to their survival, even today it's culturally nearly sacred. (1/2)
Its only drug effect is a weak laxative, but you can eat a lot of them before that's any problem. Or just strain out the seeds. (2/2)
maskedrabbit
Fun fact! They are not forbidden! (Peyote ones are but not in general)
SteveTheEgg
Are the peyote one because they are poison or because you trip balls?
Yes
NatiLite
You're not my supervisor!
ElbowDeepnInAElasmotherium
San Pedro cactus is an ornamental plant.
Ellisd83
im glad i took peyote instead of smoking datura that one time
Srcsqwrn
I want to taste the bidden chillis
ThaWhiteRanger
I wanna make wine with them.
backitupthunder
It'll quench ya its the quenchyest
def3ctive
A *very* cursory googling turns up 10-15 °brix for cactus fruit juice. Have fun and keep us posted!
flyingnetherlander
Let me know when you’re finished. Please and thank you.
ThomasThundersword
i’m sure it will be the quenchiest
silverecho777
AllTheGoodNamesAreUnavailable
I irrationally hate this
Blabulus
me too, I was disgusted and appalled like I'd watched someone pop a zit!
torokunai
probably 400 million years of genetic programming to hate this
BigBidiza
I rationally hate this
dumplingsforme
I hate it so much. Damn trypophobia.
PicassoCT
The parasites, they are sprouting and wiggling out of the hosts flesh
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Popping plant pimples & pulling pygmy peppers? What's to hate about that?
imjustabill495
Everything
Jettbass666
Like pulling out a zit.
ZenoCasa
trypophobia
MedicSailor
Is it because it reminds you of seeing botflie larvae squeezed out of the skin of some poor animal? Because that's what it is for me.
MTsumi
It’s got a botfly being pulled out of flesh feel to it.
CosmicTeapot
Same
SirDucken
I'm so glad I'm not alone here
Imagine pulling it from your butt cheeks!
q2grapple
Ta-Da!
mcshady
it looks like something out of an alien porno....
Ovapositor??? In reverse?
forsale90
It reminds me of these videos where they pull out some worm or bug from under the skin of a poor fella or animal.
Valixene
bot fly larva, if I recall correctly.
DarkParn
mango worms are another
Thanks for reminding me of a word combination I definitely won't Google.
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Don't Google botfly girl. It's a story that haunts the older parts of the web not days. Waiting for its next victim
Momster13
This reminds me of Kahn taking the “earwigs” out of the sand critter in “Wrath of Kahn” that he put in Chekhov’s ear! Gives me the creeps.
Nick3571
Did you ever see that Night Gallery?
Bananasandwiches42
That scene gave me nightmares as a kid!
Khan
epithymetic
Cohen
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
KHAAAAAAN!!
BreathBeStank
Still makes me cry every time.
redpandabanana
That’s as satisfying as watching ingrown hair removal
CatSparkleBreaker
that must be a relief for the cacti!
Cuppyycaakes
Shit, this one freaks me out.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
J3lek
I'm uncomfortable
CarlottaVonSprockett
oprondek1978
somnif
Cactus fruit harvesting
GodEmperorOfImgur
Vegan pimple popping.
Iamthebeekeepernow
They harvest the eatble pimples
justadudewholovescats
Rethaxian
No. I do not.
JoeMangoJello
Dr. Pepper Popper?
asmasm
Mini chili peppers being removed from cactus flowers by dr pimple popper. Easy
PolyTheWicked
It reminds me of what a Biore strip looks like after you pull it off.
90sLego
Is this how they make the plumbis?
RichardPicture
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
I don't like it. I don't know why I don't like it, but I had a full body physical reaction and that reaction said NO.
Frelioan
trypophobia? It's an (maybe) irrational fear of holes. maybe don't look up botflies. Or tropophobia in general without images off.
Mayokopp
Holy Sigmar these comments are cursed
DizzleSenpai
SpaceTaco22
thrashingcows
From now on you’re Gomer Pile…do you like that name?
mannabananarama
The weird satisfsction of popping a big zit in high school.
tsx1
Cupcake habaneros
stupidbastardinutah
Not at all what I expected cacti seeds to look like
OliverOtter
The seeds are still probably not what you expect, just a bunch of tiny black dots smaller than the period on a newspaper page.
CatBeagler
Just so you know they have a variety of sanitary products for that now. You don't HAVE to use a newspaper.
FrozenFor30Years
But how else do you mark it red?
illiteratebeef
Technically, the fruit. Seeds are inside.
SithElephant
inevermadeone
airbreather
I feel like this is an NFT that can only be purchased with dogecoin.
CriminallyMysophobic
but it can eb right click saved for free
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Have one that's called a Texas Nipple Cactus that does this type of fruiting! /gallery/OkNs0HI
Hayashima
That is... certainly a name
Mechman13
It's a perky cactus
SuperDuperBillyBeck
Do you eat them?
Totallyscrewedinaustin
You can! Slightly sweet taste. I just disembowel them for the seeds!
compused
Prickly pears you can
DarkSock
Artisanal organic buttplugs
baldewok
aka. produce
UncleToot
iamlegendinjapan
Tak231
That was probably the talk of the clinic, and anybody not involved was probably jealous. Legit cuterebrae are nasty things but oh my GOD-
Tak231
They are soooo satisfying to pull out. They make our day every time.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Fuck do I fucking hate goddamn parasites.
[deleted]
[deleted]
trigaranus
As @samwichse says, botfly.
jesasterous
Anyone want to explain, for us in the back
mightybushkin
Genus Melocactus of cacti, its flowering organ seen here, called a “cephalium”, where seed pods develop inside at first, then come out
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Snowman buttplugs
12345qwerty
Cactus blackheads?
hnngh
whitefoxkei
Hope anesthetic was involved. That's a fat one. Probably felt kinda satisfying once it was out though.
NotaCPA
thought it was an ingrown hair....nope...ingrown fly larva
NinjaCongo
Botfly?
Daraanel
Yup.
susamik
As satisfying as watching Dr pimple popper
D4rkLigh7
mrsparkle001
Wow you can literally see how much better she feels immediately after
NowhereMan313
"AHHHHHHH- Oh. Well. That sucked. What's for lunch?"
trigaranus
Poor brave kitto!
Guestr
Not enjoying
LewdFrog
Is this edible more than once? Important question, looks very yummy.
HipposBeHungry
aluminumfalconjumpercables
No.
Baron29
rookie23
Whem the zerg Leviathan is over a Terran world.
lurkilydurkiler
Ah, the nightmarus frogus.
Ilovetomakestuffup
This is... fascinating. A weird way to be born.
HipposBeHungry
Suriname Toad. thanks @TheGenieOfTheLamp I just typed in LNI frog :)
TheGenieOfTheLamp
https://youtu.be/SgROaJY6Xnk for those interested. Suriname Toad (/Pipa pipa/)
nojustsayitdont
It's just like a kangaroo. Except it's a frog. And the pouch is many, and on it's back.
relaxbruv942
So nothing like a kangaroo, got it!
thrashingcows
kingqk
lurkerevolutioncomplete
thrashingcows
thesixmilliondollarman
justadudewholovescats
thatlamer
so what am I looking at exactly? parasite? ingrown hair that grew some sort of cyst around it?
thrashingcows
Bot fly larva….
Snooj
Botfly videos on YouTube. One you pop you just can't stop.
Tak231
Vets a technicians will literally fight over the chance to remove a Cuterebra XD theyre so fun and satisfying.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
cardboardwhales
Brain bug
ViralLola
Maybe a bot fly
thrashingcows
Yup it be a bot fly.
cmovbe
I want to taste the forbidden chillis
kimbaloo
They taste great
jigglypuffusedpound
They're delicious. Most are quite sweet
blackmetalcoyote
Who says they're forbidden?
OliverOtter
The best is organ pipe cactus fruit, it's like buttered melon jerky inside. Saguaro and Cardon are also very good, but harvesting (1/2)
OliverOtter
saguaro fruit is only legal on your own land, unless you're a Native who traditionally harvested them. And Cardon only grow in Mexico.
SuperfluousMeh
Does it have drug-like effects? Is that why there's prohibitions?
OliverOtter
It's just to protect the harvest for the natives. It was so critical to their survival, even today it's culturally nearly sacred. (1/2)
OliverOtter
Its only drug effect is a weak laxative, but you can eat a lot of them before that's any problem. Or just strain out the seeds. (2/2)
maskedrabbit
Fun fact! They are not forbidden! (Peyote ones are but not in general)
SteveTheEgg
Are the peyote one because they are poison or because you trip balls?
maskedrabbit
Yes
NatiLite
You're not my supervisor!
ElbowDeepnInAElasmotherium
I want to taste the forbidden chillis
maskedrabbit
San Pedro cactus is an ornamental plant.
Ellisd83
im glad i took peyote instead of smoking datura that one time
Srcsqwrn
I want to taste the bidden chillis
ThaWhiteRanger
I wanna make wine with them.
backitupthunder
It'll quench ya its the quenchyest
def3ctive
A *very* cursory googling turns up 10-15 °brix for cactus fruit juice. Have fun and keep us posted!
flyingnetherlander
Let me know when you’re finished. Please and thank you.
ThomasThundersword
i’m sure it will be the quenchiest
silverecho777
AllTheGoodNamesAreUnavailable
I irrationally hate this
Blabulus
me too, I was disgusted and appalled like I'd watched someone pop a zit!
torokunai
probably 400 million years of genetic programming to hate this
BigBidiza
I rationally hate this
dumplingsforme
I hate it so much. Damn trypophobia.
PicassoCT
The parasites, they are sprouting and wiggling out of the hosts flesh
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Popping plant pimples & pulling pygmy peppers? What's to hate about that?
imjustabill495
Everything
Jettbass666
Like pulling out a zit.
ZenoCasa
trypophobia
MedicSailor
Is it because it reminds you of seeing botflie larvae squeezed out of the skin of some poor animal? Because that's what it is for me.
MTsumi
It’s got a botfly being pulled out of flesh feel to it.
CosmicTeapot
Same
SirDucken
I'm so glad I'm not alone here
justadudewholovescats
Imagine pulling it from your butt cheeks!
q2grapple
Ta-Da!
justadudewholovescats
mcshady
it looks like something out of an alien porno....
AllTheGoodNamesAreUnavailable
Ovapositor??? In reverse?
forsale90
It reminds me of these videos where they pull out some worm or bug from under the skin of a poor fella or animal.
Valixene
bot fly larva, if I recall correctly.
DarkParn
mango worms are another
forsale90
Thanks for reminding me of a word combination I definitely won't Google.
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Don't Google botfly girl. It's a story that haunts the older parts of the web not days. Waiting for its next victim
Momster13
This reminds me of Kahn taking the “earwigs” out of the sand critter in “Wrath of Kahn” that he put in Chekhov’s ear! Gives me the creeps.
Nick3571
Did you ever see that Night Gallery?
Bananasandwiches42
That scene gave me nightmares as a kid!
CarlottaVonSprockett
Khan
epithymetic
Cohen
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
KHAAAAAAN!!
BreathBeStank
CarlottaVonSprockett
Still makes me cry every time.