if shakira is to be believed and hips dont lie, yours are spitting a grand unified theory of physics or some sort of gnostic brain-melter. whatever truth it is, it'd probably be written ornately on a scroll and hidden in a cave, lost to legend. i think you might be able to rest a glass of water on those hip bones. im gonna go splash some cold water on my face now and see if i can get my heart rate back down to double digits.
She's made comments to the effect that she moved to another country to marry someone who'd wooed her online, and turned out to be very different and profoundly disappointing IRL.
I prefer brick and mortar stores for the exactly same reason. Online everything can be perfect. Reality verifies those claims when it's already to late.
Edu2026
super yummy Tummy!
IBrowseOnMyThrone
Gad daaaammnn
drw16
if shakira is to be believed and hips dont lie, yours are spitting a grand unified theory of physics or some sort of gnostic brain-melter. whatever truth it is, it'd probably be written ornately on a scroll and hidden in a cave, lost to legend. i think you might be able to rest a glass of water on those hip bones. im gonna go splash some cold water on my face now and see if i can get my heart rate back down to double digits.
NM156
Ok, but could you show the ice cream too?
andrewgrr1
Now do the after ice cream
4thwalled
Butt13last
MacKelvey
datphone777365
Artful underboob sneaked in...nice.
LinkHouseMan
lowcaloriedarkness
Davedavedavedavedave
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eGloNXlvMHN3d2VuOWpuY2J0dGl6cmkxeGQweThtZnBhYWwyazFkNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dULSAFqcZeLrwtITXg/200w.webp
OhIfIMust
verityauger
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3lra3I1ZWptYjFpZmRqYWk4dzRjNGdvZzlqM2lrN3hlZ3MzMnVudSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NsGwmfoLREoUt767a1/200w.webp
TODAYSNUMBERIS
I like this new trend
MagmaCarta
VitaminJay
OldBikerDude
Tummy and underboob!
CinnamonBunny
The fuck
MrFancyPanzer
ihatedmyoldusername
beautiful
FeloniousMonk13
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MnlkMG1xZGYzMXRkNTUyM3A2dzIzZmZwcnl5ZW9sYnUxaGljbml5ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dW0KIk9KCsWBy/200w.webp 30 years later an this gif is still perfect sometimes lollll
SirBonSama
It took me almost 20 years to notice that Mrs. Parker's grass is dead.
RevRagnarok
Squidskirt
Curves that need to be driven
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Laheeho
I've never fallen in love with a complete stranger before, but I think I'm there.
Crapmonster
Just bring back nsfw imgur...
SomeDetroitGuy
s3ndpics is like that
minqapoc
She has an OF. Go pay her for it.
EmptyHouseBurglar
Under a similar name?
DarthPiette
Link is in her bio
MatrixRenegade
@OP, one can use your abs to wash clothes 😂
mostinspired
Under boob is the best, and most revaling boob.
MajorNikon
I would have guessed it was the airieolya
Oatmealman1
Is that pronounced to the tune of old mcdonald?
LaffertyDanie1
They're all good boobs bront
DaveTMSPics
You can never.....ever....never have enough underboob. Ever.
matthiasfactor
I mean technically you can, when you see the *entire* boob
DaveSamsonite
It's possible
Snowman25
Instantly favourites. Your Husband is an idiot
OhIfIMust
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Husband’s out, huh…?
InnerBushman
husband? idiot? am I missing something?
OhIfIMust
She's made comments to the effect that she moved to another country to marry someone who'd wooed her online, and turned out to be very different and profoundly disappointing IRL.
InnerBushman
I prefer brick and mortar stores for the exactly same reason. Online everything can be perfect. Reality verifies those claims when it's already to late.
ReverseSyzygy
If you can't grow your own man, store-bought is fine?
ggsbassist
Easy there Oedipus
JeaPi
Brick and mortar men are much more reliable
sonicthemariomasterchief
They stay harder longer lol
DrunkKingOfImgur
I too find golems to be more reliable than fleshy humans