Monday funday funnies

GigglySprinkleCupcake

18396

476

Welcome to this dump of random memes. Sometimes I make them themed, sometimes I don't. If you enjoy laughing without talking politics, getting away from the horrors of the world, or escaping reality, you’ll love following this page!

Probably.

You had ONE job

Star Trek, especially. Maybe I'm mistaking that for southern California.

Better than death, I guess

I'd be a millionaire

I am highly paid and technically unemployed, but I still end up working hard every day

What's with these kids wanting to be fed every night, yo?

Sounds good to me. I would benefit from a real friend.

Umm, what if HE was the man?

Aww! So cute

Reminds me of the girl that told her teacher they had lots of weed growing in their yard. She meant WEEDS

Why would you put it in your pocket?

They probably appreciate the effort

Why did they wait fifteen years? Bad kids.

I need that sign for my kids

OMG I would die laughing

They are hilarious once they figure out potty training though

My fart is on the ground

Aww, he's so smart

Or chocolate

Kids gotta learn somehow

Hee hee

Everything is fine

So helpful

After watching The Pitt, I can see why he wasn't phased

Me as a spy

No thank you

Look, I'm evil, but DAMN

Hmm. I have many questions

But you did stand up

Birds are jerks anyway

I'm scared of how much I identify with this animal

I guess even magical creatures need a mental health day

I used to do that. Then I decided life is short and bought the chips. Now I'm fat.

Gives me meaning to Jesus is watching you

Only at the night

Honestly, I've learned so much through memes

Naked and smart, just how I like my men

Great grandma, actually

They learned the hard way

Geez I wonder why

What's wrong with romanticizing life?

Kung Fu panda

She eats it like my feral kids do

Is celery not native to Europe?

It's certainly much easier

Printers are better than they used to be but still annoying

That's why mine are so big lolz

Why is everything subscription based?

theyallwenttoMexico

#5 Comment on the comment: Bit of a lateral move, really.

3 months ago |

Clayman8

#50 if that ever happens to me, im sending it back with a claymore inside rigged to the scanner's lid.

Nice

doctorId

#16

I like it

Yakeshinu

Great dump! Thanks @op!

You're welcome! Thank you for the support.

byronwilliams4010

#24 When my best friend's family started having electrical troubles in the house they moved into they went up to the attic to investigate and discovered the entire house was wired with low-wattage extension cords.

OMG

NervAssEva

#45 I haven’t watched a show, video, or movie without subtitles in years. I do better with visual words than auditory. I would have to blame watching so much subbed anime.

I like it. It's much easier to follow the storyline too

rampartfranklin

Flooferdoof

#43 trolls are at the Pro Desk.

#50 The last time I bought a printer I needed to contact one of the company's reps as part of the setup process, something to do with activating it or setting up an account or some shit. Literally got told this in the software setup instructions. How many reps do you think I had to talk to before I found one who knew wtf I was talking about? The answer is 4.

Ebo352

#15 why did he wait 15 years for someone else to get it for him?

That too. Isn't he an actor with free will?

ElorYosnak

#2 Lobotömizéd? What are you, a Fömenist? Surely not. No one believes this.

SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTExcjJjcDh2Z2pjc3NrenFsYTg5djM2ZWo5ZmVkYjgxb2tlY2hpbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l3vRkX3DMvF4eFGqQ/200w.webp

cyrusthevyrus

#3 this exit is in NC, off of I-40, I believe. Bat Cave is conveniently located near Chimney Rock, where the Bat Signal is installed. An anonymous billionaire (known only by their initials, B.W.) donated money to have an elevator installed INSIDE Chimney Rock itself, from the base all the way to the top.

That is hilarious!

Sh1tMovieGroup

#13 I always wear cargo shorts for flying, comfortable and all. the. pockets. come in handy, especially the big knee pockets for things like Passports so they're easily accessible.

However, ended up not checking those pockets and washing (and dryer) my passport - but, it's fine, not sure if it's a UK passport thing, but the paper's a little wavy (left it pressed between a couple of books on the shelf for a while to mostly straighten) but the rfid still scans, everything's legible.

I'm glad you were able to save it

CodyBurkett

#32 Pippin is sad you think he's a jerk. [But shhhh, sometimes he is)

Aww, well tell him we all are jerks sometimes. What's important is to be nice most of the time.

InitHello

#46 Celery was known to the Romans, so I'm thinking yes it is native to Europe.

How did you know that? I'm genuinely interested.

I'm afraid the answer isn't super exciting, there's a recipe for braised celery in Apicius III, Cepuros, which is believed to have been compiled around anno 400.

I think that's interesting. History is really cool. I often watch the eatshistory channel.

NVGoddesscottage

#5 this is true and I’m 65.

#16 When my grandfather was the manager/foreman of a bridge construction crew in the 50s he had a little diorama on his desk that showed the interior of a small, dingy room and a scowling little man perched miserably on a stool in the corner, holding a sign that read "I HATE PEOPLE."

EatPieLander

#48 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d3Noamx2cml1Mm0wbTFtOWtnbTZ1YW5ubWQydjIxbXYybDczdGcxYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/q4lXITD4kzqHCwyGhP/200w.webp

allthetimewasted

#27 Run on sentence more like marathon sentence.

PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe

#45 there are different subtitles for each generation?

Drewcifer70

#45 I love subtitles

Yes. People who complain about it are probably just embarrassed that they can't read that fast. ;)

Sensiblyinteresting

Same here, I also love eating crunchy snacks while I watch things

Me too

jesuisgur

*Proper* two-lines subtitles, one the one word at the time bullshit you see everywhere now.

Righteousdew

Since when is the 18th "almost over"?

It's past the 15th, so almost over.

crazyspelling

#4 one of the big reasons Hollywood set up shop north of LA is because in just a couple hours' drive you could have basically any kind of landscape you needed for outdoor shoots. You want beach? Scrubland? Deciduous forest? Evergreens? Snow? High desert? Pick a direction and an altitude and you have it very quickly.

That's really cool!

jdm2

And within 30 miles of Hollywood, they didn’t have to pay travel expenses to staff and actors.

I think the Canada reference was for Stargate SH-1 but I could be forgetting some other show.

SG-1. Oops

I think Supernatural did that too

Comments (47)