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Jul 12, 2024 1:01 PM
WazertFromBlueSky
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I love Excitebike
CrispyNougat
#2 I would sue him. Or beat him up
Danack
#2 what a great way to seriously injure your wife in your shared home.
itdweeb
#1 Can't park there, mate.
mattymattymattmatt
#1-"can't park there mate"
d0nburto
cant park here m8
Righteousdew
#2 That's not funny at all; this guy is just an asshole.
Paullovespizza
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
#1 - things that need more context for $100, Alex.
grimbor
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grimbor
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alexcoldt
#8 Is really having trouble coping with the situation.
aloharamada
#6 Glad the dude put the camera down immediately to help, not just wallow in Schadenfreude and keep filming for the amusement of internet strangers.
zortroz
Hoomans gonna hooman.
SupposablyPersnickity
#1 Hey, you can’t park that there mate!
westPAguy
Lionsqueen007
What'd he do? I need a story to this karma that I just saw
igglebotato
#8 Someone never learned Ray's Rule of Precision: "Measure with a micrometer; mark with a chalk; cut with an axe."
Freakscar
I can't consider #6 & #10 funny. I mean, all the others were dumb idiots, one way or another. But these two are indeed pure Schadenfreude, joy from the pain of others. Yeah, me the party pooper.
Jinxer13
Agree because i know how common it is to break both wrists from things like the bike one
spinballwizardmtg
#3 This looked like a Darwin Award in the making.
androgenoide
They got lucky that the rocket failed.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
#2 Wow. What an asshole.
kahlas
#3 I expected the sled to shoot out from under him like a tablecloth.
BellsTheorem
#2 is how you send someone to the hospital with a torn ankle ligament.
MadamPuddifoot
At best
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
I know the story behind #1, but it always amuses me hugely that the guy tries to fight the digger.
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
Iirc they parked on his driveway and blockedthe entrance, he asked them to move it, they where dicks about it and told him to fuck off, called cops who didn't help (not clear why), finally took matters in his own hands since asking and going through proper channels failed him.
thefellerwhathadthatusername
“Not clear why”
because cops. Cops don’t help. “Helping” is not what they do. They are not helpful, nor are they trained or instructed to be, nor are they in any way legally required to be (at least in the US, and I acknowledge this event was UK, and if you also think policing is that much different there in its heart of hearts then I have a bridge to sell you).
jridley
One of them punched the farmer, twice. Apparently one of them was so drunk that before hitching a ride with the friend who owned that car, he thought it was a good idea to walk 52 miles back home.
brockwow07288631415
He did not walk 52 miles, that is ridiculous.
revasseur
Comment didn't say he walked 52 miles, it said he thought it would be a good idea. I think that means the guy was about to start walking and then changed his mind and hitched a ride.
Jinxer13
He did and he would walk 52 more , just to be the man who walked exactly 104 miles.
jridley
He didn't. But he was drunk enough to think that was a good idea. Then he came across someone he knew who was stopped with flat tires.
SugaryBonemeal
"Well I would walk twenty six miles, and-a I would walk twenty six more, just to be the man who walked-half-of-a-mile, before-throwing-up-and-passing-out-on-the-side-of-the-road"
Tootsie1
We need a laughing button for things like this. Tbs...🤣
ProbablyWrong524
DA DA DA BLEUGHHHH ohhhh oh no unghhh..... *Passes out crying*
Lisossoma
#4 dumb fuck
BarthezThed
you know a snowball fight is serious when they get motorised.
KaJuN
Technical inbound!
nemet
#9 This just looks like a bit of silly fun.
MrTrevorBelmont
JenniferCarrot
I believe that is in Cairo, 2013 when it snowed there for the first time in over a century. People went absolutely nuts with snowballs and had so much fun.
DeepSpaceNetwork
The writing looks turkish
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yeah, that one was nice. The rest was a mix of people who deserved it getting hurt, people who didn't deserve it getting hurt, and a girl sawing a piece of wood for some reason.
Mongicane
Look at the frame of the saw v the height of the wood.
asm80dfa8sdfj
It's the snowball one
electrajet
"WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"
timbazi
only good one was the snowball turf war
PrinceOfWhales
Vise not even nailed down? Safety third, I guess.
ExTechOp
#8 Also, not clamp wood into a metal vise (without some kind of protection), nor use a metal saw for attempting to saw wood. Is this the intentional "dissuade females from taking shop class", or what?
imguronefive
Yep. Just wait until the vice falls on someone's foot.
Spidey209
and cut wood with a metal hacksaw. WTF is going on?
WitchIrkalla
#2 looks like a good way to get arrested for booby trapping and getting sued over injuries
Nikolai5
I don't think they'll be suing or calling the police on their family / friends...
executivedisfunction
A couple of these, and their lawyer gets them the house? And alimony.
ShiftingPattern
Yeah, that's a great way to get a lifelong knee injury. Awful "prank".
ItsNotTheFartThatKillsItsTheSmell
You americans have a real hard-on for suing people
executivedisfunction
And what works for injured people where you life? Something has to be better, but what?
theshinobi23
I'm sure "it's just a prank, bro" is a fine legal defense...
UseTheSource
hahaha broken ankles hahaha /s
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#8 The teacher (presumably the guy looking at his phone in the background) is at fault here for neglecting his class. Also that press should be screwed down to the bench, and they have the wrong saw.
ExTechOp
Is this the intentional "dissuade females from taking shop class", or what?
digitalaaronscustoms
The saw type is the least important thing wrong with what's going on there.
androgenoide
Yes. The saw is long enough that it could still be used if the board were horizontal.
androgenoide
Or if the saw were were vertical and the work were at the edge of the table.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Yep - I've cut wood with a hacksaw many times. The biggest worry is that the heavy press would fall off (who the fuck buys a bench press for a shop and doesn't affix it).
digitalaaronscustoms
She almost figured it out. I think if the video were a bit longer we would have seen her finally grasp that she needs to angle the saw down (or up, depending on your perspective). A secured bench vise would have helped out quite a bit.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Yes, I think she realized that. But her friend had to set the phone somewhere and hold the vice.
Flarty
Thank you for not calling it a press, I was starting to twitch with rage.
userfriendly19777
#7 At least he has the perfect haircut for a soccer player.
NoCapes
His vision must’ve been way off. If you slow it down his foot was never aiming for the ball to begin with.
Danomicon
He's just missing the leg muscle and dexterity ..
thespaceghetto
You can tell from his weird windup it ain't gonna be pretty
SubiBryant
I found it satisfying to see the ball slapper get kicked on the face.
uniqueflowsnake
Yup
TeamSpicyTacos
"how did ya get that scar?" "Uh, sexually assaulting livestock?"
RooGryphon
He found out. Hope he got a dislocated jaw and/or half his teeth are now missing
PballQhead
I hope he lost an eye.
PineappleLoopsBroether
That one is ok, but the poor lady in #10 almost broke her neck and that’s just unsettling to look at.
stickywiggit
It's amazing how many times I've had to explain to people that cows are not harmless. They're huge and they have a fast roundhouse that's like getting hit with a baseball bat. At least horses can only kick backwards. Cows can get you from almost any angle.
ChewyChewbacca88
That is natural selection.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
I hope people that fuck with animals get exactly what they deserve.
woodworkerf
Mee too! I watched it several times. Hahaha
revelator
He's more of a ball tickler, and he's intellectually disabled.
dingo8yrbaby
Yeah, that stupid ass isn't going to be playing chess!
MikeRInternetTraveler
He is now, after that bull kicked him in the head.
AllAnusMorissette
DickTipPapercut
what a donkey
Affray
I looked it up out of curiosity. Horse kicks are about 2000 pounds per square inch. That dude isn't okay.
deathmagiks
Used to work in Large Animal Veterinary Medical Devices as support. Know what we didn't cover, among other things? Horse kicks, because it fucking pulverized the inside of a mobile X-Ray panel and completely scrapped it. Horses are beautiful, wonderful, dumb animals, but ho boy will that back kick FUCK your month up.
lx469
hopefully he is not
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
Never was
ProbablyWrong524
Will never understand the thought process here. That thing is MUCH bigger, faster, and stronger than you. What on earth makes you think it's a good idea to assault it?
AdiGal12
Egos
LeYuno
Many humans are so arrogant to think they are in control of everything
ZeroSkillGaming
Gotta show it who the alpha is. /s
ProbablyWrong524
I mean, it's the horse. The horse is the alpha.
BaconAlmighty
#1 and was not found guilty
yamamasyamaha
#believefarmers
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
"You can't park there, mate."
WilliamWeird
Gotta love the "three limb slap" attack on the heavy machinery
AMRIV
bottledham
squishybaker
Only on the criminal part, the dude in the telehandler was still civilly liable.
wazscience
Came here to say that. The court found the farmer as not guilty.
Frederf
"It was legal to be a raging baby, that means I'm a good person"
raptorlight3000
It's a defence to criminal damage in the UK if it was done to preserve one's own rights to their own property and that the action was reasonable. A jury found this reasonable. And the law rarely says anything about someone being a good person, something being legal does not denote righteous morality
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
WTF are you going on about? A dickhead repeatedly parks his car on a farmers land so he removes it and that makes him a raging baby? When you side with the trespasser, I automatically assume you're an asshole.
Frederf
He didn't "remove it" he deliberately destroyed it. This wasn't someone doing something mechanically necessary. It was an angry action.
TheCornBanana
People kept ignoring the no trespassing- it will happen again
UsernameAlreadyTaken058
Back in civilization, people report the trespass to the police and/or call a towing company.
CuileannDhu
In a rural area you could be waiting for several hours until someone can respond, if there is anyone available to respond. Should be just be held prisoner by some asshole who refused to move his vehicle from private property and then threatened the landowner?
Tootsie1
The farmer called the police, they refused to respond.
ministryofpeace
In real civilization, people respect other people's property and don't make stupid threats
UsernameAlreadyTaken058
So you're saying if crime exists, at all, vigilantism is OK? Why then do we even have police? Everyone should just be a good guy with a gun. /s
ministryofpeace
I'm saying if there's a douche on my property threatening me with immediate harm, I can take steps to reduce or remove that threat
RyuRichmond
Maybe if they stopped recruiting Lil Bitches who are afraid of paperwork they'd have trusted the police with such matters.
shorey66
The dude with no sorry refused to move the car and threatened the farmer.
UsernameAlreadyTaken058
Ah yes. When you feel threatened by someone, the sensible reaction is to provoke them even more. Surely that'll reduce the threat to you.
charondaboatman
Addressing the threat means considering all solutions available in the moment. Turning the other cheek frequently results in that one being slapped as well - that’s not acceptable. Escalation, if you know what you’re doing, means you have a comfortable fore knowledge of the outcome. You either escalate, or defer.
4etherling
Animals do it all the time. Humans are animals too. It has been proven to work time and time again.
Kennleth
You got that Arrabiata sauce?
BaconAlmighty
https://news.sky.com/story/farmer-cleared-by-court-after-using-forklift-tractor-to-flip-car-off-his-land-12532833
aster6
The defense quoted Mike Tyson, that's great.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"
vincentsl
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/feb/04/teesdale-farmer-cleared-by-jury-over-flipping-car-with-tractor
crypticorb
tl:dr
Some local youth blocked his driveway, drank 7 bottles of lager, and punched the farmer twice after being asked nicely to move away.
Farmer moved his vehicle himself with a forklift, was found not guilty with overwhelming community support.
WorkerLurker
I mean at that point it’s defending property and self.
iLikeRainyDays
Telehandler*
Thornaxe
Which is generally acknowledged as a subcategory of forklift.
slandr
It also says the vehicle was only there due to a punctured tire.
DocWats
So it's fine to assault the farmer whose property you're on??
Thornaxe
Blocking the driveway. You can move it so it’s not an impediment.
GabbyJayYay
*some youth blocked his driveway, another guy drank the 7 bottles amd punched the farmer. Not the driver. Details matter
Einstein9073
Definitely not in this case