Nice work Ted

Feb 7, 2022 6:30 PM

Fadetoblack021

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Everything is bigger in Texas including COVID misinformation

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Canada only has 38m people? Whoa

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Greg is more to blame than Ted, but I'll allow it.

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Ted Cruz? He’s not really responsible for the management of Texas. That’d be Greg Abbott. Who I plan to vote out of office this November.

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Canada: 1 in 1,100 have died of Covid. USA: 1 in 360 have died of Covid

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Virus doesn't care if you believe in science.

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My house: 4 people, zero deaths.

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Cancun population 972 K Covid Deaths 4261

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Fuck you Ted.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ted can't hear you, he's probably fled to Cancun again.

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Ted is Canadian.

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Ted has nothing to do with Texas state policy. That's not how US senators work...

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To be fair, this one is on Abbot. Ted had no power to cause this, but he would've if he could've.

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Hab/km2 is higher in Texas...

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Vietnam, developing country Pop 96 million. Deaths 38,000

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BuT tHeY'rE rEpOrTiNg NoN-cOvId DeAtHs As CoViD dEaThS!

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The thing is, most of the people I know have "other" health issues... Overweight, diabetes, asthmatic, copd, compromised imune systems etc.

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If anyone says that, just compare numbers with Denmark, if you die with it, we count it. 5.84 million, 3909 deaths.

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In the UK, if you die within 28 days of a positive covid test; you're counted as a covid death.

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How many dead from the vaccine?

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I thought all the Nazi Trumpers would have gotten COVID and be dead by now. WTF?

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bUT YoU cAnT tRuSt ThE nUmBeRs!

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Annnd it’s the Covid Challenge! USA has been topping the charts but Canada says “Hold my beer, you hoser!”

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Italy: 149k deaths, France 130k deaths, uk 158k deaths, Iran 130k deaths, Germany 119k. all smalelr population than Texas. texas is doing ok

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All of those countries have larger populations than Texas.

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France 70 million. UK 68 million. Iran 84 million. Germany 85 million. The bare minimum effort in fact checking was required here. Be better

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not to mention new york state has 68k, california 81k. both similar population to texas (new york is smaller, cali slightly bigger)

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assuming this isn't a bad faith argument here's what wiki says about the most densely populated US cities

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The only TX city in 133 listed cities. 32 NYC metro/19 CA cities precede it

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I think it's difficult to understand the pop density of these areas unless you live in them but yeah it's not even the same ballpark

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10M more peoplein California. Texas is about to surpass California in covid deaths

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the main advantage Canada has is very few areas are densely populated, not politics. this is deceptive and dishonest

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Isn’t you lying that Texas having more people than major European countries dishonest?

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You know most of Canada is empty space, right? the population live almost entirely in cities.

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New Zealand- 4 million. Deaths: 53

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Thats a 0.001325% death rate, if The US had followed NZs elimination strategy and was able to keep that same percentage rating. Then the

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Death rate would have been less than 5000, not nearly one million

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All US needed to do was remove 325.4 million people from its population to balance the equation.

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Yeah that's not how that works bud. You don't understand NZs elimination strategy if you think population size was the be all and end

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You are missing the sarcasm of my comment, "senor bud."

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All of the scheme

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Was sarcasm bud. If you're looking to argue, Facebook awaits you.

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jacinda strikes again, showing just how incompetent other 'leaders' are. take that, scummo.

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Ted did fuck up, but there's also another variable in this. Population density of Canada is 11/sq. mi., Texas is 109.9/sq. mi.

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Have you even noticed how much of that space is basically unoccupied tundra and arctic islands?

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York county, canada 31.58 / sq mi. Loving county, texas 0.095/ sq mi. Cherry picking statistics is fun!

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obviously, if you notice Cali and New york have much more deaths than texas for similar population. but imgur memes always cherry pcik stats

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sorta. per 100K residents

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Dude, no. This is meaningless. 95% of Canada lives within 100 miles of the southern border. Texas is more evenly distributed "on average"

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there's also another variable to this, Texas has a much higher percentage of stupid fucking republicans.

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Tbh I know its fashionable and often correct to blame political leaders, but Ted doesnt do shit, I dont expect him to do any actual work.

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When you see these deluded far right trolls actually try to affect government policy you start to think, maybe they should just stay out of

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It and go back to tweeting inflammatory nonsense since that's what they understand how to do. Like I dont WANT that guy trying to fix it.

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He's scientifically illiterate and fundamentally just not competent enough. He can only make things worse.

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But what's the moose to people ratio?

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Stupid mental gymnastics...

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Much as I’d like to blame Ted, hes not the one who sets policy in Texas. He merely represents Texas in the US Senate. Greg Abbot is Governor

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Not really relevant, median-interactions/citizen is basically identical because of the massive swathes of unpopulated territory in Canada

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I'm pretty sure the other variables are Dan Patrick and Greg Abbott but that's about the nicest word I can think of for them.

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80% of canada is uninhabited. Is that 11/ sq. Mi factoring that in?

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Because of all the notifications i decided to do the math. 3.8m mi^2 is total size. 80% is uninhabitable. Meaning we are left with 771k (1)

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With a population of 38.01m that comes out to be 49.29 / mi^2 but from my research, 90% of canadians live within 150 miles of the border(2)

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So while this calc says the density of Canada is about half of Texas. I'd be willing to bet if we further factor in only acounting for(3)

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Where Canadians live that density is either equal or higher but i was too lazy to calculate the theoretical size of canada that is (4)

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Yeah, that seems like a pretty damn important detail!

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Yep and i did the calcs because my notifications were blowing up. Turnes out that 11 doesn't factor it in. So it's bullshit.

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COVID spreads more easily and more uncontrollably in more densely-populated areas.

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80% of Canada's population lives in densely-populated areas.

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Following all public health mandates that we do would certainly have lowered that number considerably.

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Oh, undoubtedly. Ted and his party killed many people through their misinformation. I'm just saying they'd still be moderately worse than...

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Canada even if they had followed all the same precautions.

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A quick google: 81.56% of Canadians live in cities. 82.66% of US citizens are in cities. Smaller, but not enough to account for this...

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Yep. I ended up doing basic calc based on the 80% uninhabitable and it already boosts the number to about 50/mi^2

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that's not even smaller, it's a rounding error

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Isn’t it something like 90% of Canadians live within fifty miles of the US border?

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Yeah except the ones in Alberta, who are most of the Convoy people. Most Canadian cases are coming from the US.

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Ye and about 90% are vaccinated

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Yeah, they're gonna invade any minute now!

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Australia 27 M, 4248 deaths... Glad to be living here instead of USA.

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Speaking as an American…This country is a dumpster fire at the moment. It’s painful. We all aren’t awful people, I promise.

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I know right? I’m in QLD. This shit has been on easy mode.

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... and most of those deaths came from aged care facilities for which the Fed Govt has sole responsibility.

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Sometimes the penal colonies are better than the rebellious I want to be independent colonies

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America is not the greatest nation... Classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIpKfw17-yY

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Can I move there, please?

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BUT MAH FREEDUMBS!!!!

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Australia doesn't have a genius secret pandemic tactic; it simply sealed its borders. Not everywhere can replicate this.

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Across the ditch (NZ) 5 M, 53 deaths

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Yeah, but you don't have ScoMo dragging you down

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Indeed Kiwis should be counting their lucky stars. It would have been far worse if Luxton Luther had anything to say about it

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Covid doesn't have a chance to get ya cause those venomous dingos and roos or whatever else they got there get you first,.

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If you have covid when you get eaten by a crocodile how do they count that?

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They’re called comorbidities and Texas will be releasing them when it’s warmer.

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Only if they come back from Cancun first.

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you didnt count the deaths by giant spiders there, right?

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It's not the giant ones you need to worry about...

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No ones died from a spider bite since the 80s

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1979 actually.

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Helps to be an island

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Helps to be educated democratic and free.

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Look at Mr Braggerton over here. Living in a country that gives a shit about their citizens. All fancy like.

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No no we're repressed and prisoners etc remember

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Hey it’s ex prisoners, that was a long time ago too

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No these idiot fkn US politicians try and make us out to be prisoners and oppressed because we have vaccine mandates and lockdowns

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Are you looking for marriage? Because I’m available! #getmeoutofhere

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Australia is far from perfect but I'm so fucking glad I'm here and not in the US

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Agree, «Divided States of America» cant really suprise me anymore, from the lack of education to healthcare. Fairytale of a country

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Probably for profit too.

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It's nice that they're taking care of their ADD-afflicted people and giving them a camp to help them with their concentration.

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Yeah, should just do it like the Americans and let homeless people just die on the streets. It’s for homeless people you seppo.

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“Concentration camp” which is voluntary. Yeah, so scary. Quit with the bullshit.

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Wait, hold up, you guys have only had 4248 TOTAL covid deaths?! Like, this month or since season one of covid??

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The whole shebang. Canberra, pop 400,000 has had 28. Total. Compare that to south Dakota, about 100 x per capita.

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That's total. It's going up now because the PM has instituted his "time to for for the economy" plan though.

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Jesus. Indiana alone has had almost 6 times the number of deaths (21k) as all of AUS. I had no idea we were doing THAT badly comparatively.

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That’s total. Until early Jan of this year I literally didn’t know a single person who had even caught it. A double vaxxed person.

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What's the death count from simply trying to live in Australia though?

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Technically everyone who has or will set a foot into Australia will die or is already dead.

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Yea, the true reason Australia has such a low covid deathcount is because it's competing with the dropbears, and the dropbears are winning.

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and Emu's, I feel a third Emu war a-comin'

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100%

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Very low , we have universal healthcare no ones died from a spider bite since the 80s its very safe just don't be a fucking dickhead

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Dropbears love fucking dickheads

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Can confirm. I used to be a dickhead. Now I have Chlamydia.

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That sounds like something a spider would say…

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It's over nineTHOUSAAAND!!!

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Meanwhile the conservatives here in the US say your stuck in a fascist regime without any freedoms.

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We are! We're trapped with our universal healthcare, gun-free schools, high vax rates and 0 recent insurrection s. Send help!!

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We… we have more individual freedom

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If an individual choice imposes on others its counter to individual freedom. Some cant grasp broad restrictions protecting personal freedoms

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US ranks as 58th (shared spot) freest in the world, Australia as 8th (shared spot).

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Sometimes I wish my country would compare ourselves to countries doing better than us rather than the dumpsterfire beneath us

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Goddamn yes. They set the bar way tf too low. Speaking as an American and Canadian

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Americans would never accept that any country is doing better than them at anything.

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Way to generalize.

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Checks and balances. We got guns and nazis. You got what appears to be a functioning gov., uhc, and prob better edu. But ya still got nazis.

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*Cries bitterly* We're number 1.

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he was speaking as a Canadian not an American hence the "dumpster fire below us"

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American here: we're so fucked on so many fronts. #1 in.... military $$$ and total econ, but slipping fast. Everything else? Not near top.

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How dare you. We also incarcerate our own people faster than even China, who is the only one even close to us. (Link below)

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Only the ones who have the power to fix it.

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Oh no, a lot of us do. The dumbest ones shout the loudest and think that makes them right, and they garner all the attention. 1/2

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Theres an awful lot of them though

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We’re tired of their shit. 2/2

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The empty wheel barrow makes the most sound.

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More than half the US wants UHC unfortunately a smaller portion of that refuses to stop voting conservative.

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