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Imagine taking a dip and having a wiry parasite dashing out of your butt!
Edit: most viraaaaaaal! Riding on the coattails of the collective disgust, yay!
Boobs and vagene most welcome.
Edit II: apparently mods marked this…mature? Because mantis butt stuff?
dashcan
SeanBeanJovi
VenomSnek
I doubt anyone reading this before watching but I do not recommend watching this on the toilet. You earned your upvote @op
dudeinsha
Thank you kind sir/sirette.
InfocalypseRising
Mxlespxles
CorneliusTunt
Why must my virgin morning eyes witness this fuckery?
charondaboatman
Nachoimportante0
What type of solution? Just water or like alcohol?
kingkongkeom
mercbrit
So will it survive now it is worm free?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Nope. Worm ate its insides.
spitslap
ExaDeuce
Hey I know that guy! He's from Space Boston!
DadOnTheInternet
LompHoofd
Gestalt7
017renegade
mercbrit
dudeinsha
donorkort
Who are you trying to fool, a dog would gobble those things up and immediately ask for seconds.
Baltzdelirium
This is awful. Thanks
Gestalt7
This needs to be here
ForrestDwellingDonkey
I found one at home years ago after squashing a bug, it scared the shit out of me. Banana for scale
RideTheStimutacs
But how big is the banana?
Hal1918
How did the banana taste? Did you develop a love of swimming?
WeaselBandit
I know exactly how big that is.
dudeinsha
Oh god
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D: That poor thing!!!
JoeGrunt
I agree! All those poor hairworms tricked into thinking they could safely leave the host & mate in the water.
clashatdemonhed
Forgetting /s often leads to downvotes.
keyblader1985
KPanther
That's enough imgur for me today
ApolloSierra
ClutterMonkey
Well I didn’t know this was a thing and now I am unhappy having learned this thing.
Gestalt7
Yes, about 'thing' indeed!
ctotheg2
sadurdaynight
omg, i've needed a reaction image like this 5 times today. I need to steal this.
FrogBotherer
This kills the mantis.
PTNLemay
Does it actually? It seemed to be walking
FrogBotherer
Yeah, the process is rather traumatic for the mantis, the worms rip the poor bugger a new'un.
MichaeIScott
Well, technically, the worms kill the mantis..
KAPTKipper
Dead Mantis walking
CamWeBeFriends
PTNLemay
Horsehair worm
zsuzsicica
That's so unnerving. How does one get infected with this grossness and how would you know if you had it??
idownvoteplottwist
For a human? I think unless you have bloody poop or chronic symptoms you wouldn't really notice
zsuzsicica
Ugh if I learned this alien was crawling around in there I'd burn the house down, run into bushes screaming, ripping clothes and my hair out
faeros
A) attend a Trump rally, B) start voting Republican
DarkwingDuc
The Ivermectin makes way more sense now....
Promethianfire
How is that mantis alive with all those things living inside it?
TheMostModestMouse
iirc, its not
DarkwingDuc
I mean, it is technically, but not for much longer
Vaenaemoenen
But it seems fine?
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
Bugs are tough. I'm an exterminator. You'll just have to trust me on this.
kingkongkeom
About your post, @OP
dudeinsha
Will do will do
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
I think God is the one who must apologize.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
^This
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
And y'all out here doing this with bare hands huh
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
Had to look it up. It is rare, but accidental parasitism of humans IS documented.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Idc if it's NEVER happened before, never catch me being patient zero for a parasitic infection because I just dunked my hands right in it
dudeinsha
Excellent point
Humanfrenchfry
Cool I'm gonna make sure to purge that from my mind later with a couple glasses of bourbon
staceyjorgenson31415
quarts *
Humanfrenchfry
zingrhames
Captain America, the reference understood
igglebotato
*now
MeatyMouthfeel
I like how she struck and bit them at the end. Revenge at last you bastards!
CaroleBaskingShark
It takes a lot to get bit by a mantis. They don't fuck with anything they can't eat
MeowWoof
"wait, all I had to do was soak my ass to get rid of these fuckers?"
Vortex153
Have to be careful what you bite into though. You might get some parasites
Hexxxxxxxxx
Except there was still one in there
USKillbotics
And then decided they didn't taste very good, I guess?
Kaleopolitus
Tastes like mantis shit, so, you know.
Darkorth
"This tastes like ass" - That Mantis
inferno34
He's infected now.
GenesisNynja
As opposed to before, when he was completely healthy and parasite-free
inferno34
Talking about the human
QuirkyWallace
and OG commenter is talking about the mantis
flavivsaetivs
Humans can't get horsehair worms.
Drix1942
Yet...
chromed
Sounds like something someone infected with worms would say ?
Nathanyel
ALL GLORY TO THE HORSEHAIR WORM
EtherealJuliet
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3428576/ Sorry, but apparently we can.
flavivsaetivs
We can accidentally consume them like the article shows, but it's not the same as proper parasitic infection.
Axianamos
They can infect "orbital tumors" in humans, which is terrifying.
RichardHardley
Jeseus dude its 7:30
Baeloro
7:34. Too early for that.
dudeinsha
I’m sorry. I could not carry this burden all by myself.
zingrhames
That's fair. This is the worst thing I've seen in so long. No one should suffer alone
PraiseTheMachineGod
Shouldn't LNI become EMI so that we wake up quicker?
wombatwobble
I read this 2 hours later, at exactly 730 my time. Weird
SergeyPrkl
no, it is 19.30.
imgurmage
Try 4:47. What a thing to see when waking up.
Mooki
It doesn't matter what time it is, it will always be too early for this kinda shit.
HuskerCO
Seriously, save that for LNI, I was not prepared this early in the morning +1
Leonon
?The best part of waking up, is worms crawling out your butt!?
UserguyMcMister
ForrestDwellingDonkey
Wrinkle666
Hahahahaha Hahahahaha
LompHoofd
LompHoofd
@ForrestDwellingDonkey @Wrinkle666