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Jul 11, 2018 9:56 PM
saltpaTROLL
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AslanTheGod
How much to keep her locked up?
brownsugarbaba
Can I buy the prison so I can make fun of her?
Mexicohere
Depends on the ex and why she needs bailing out.
kittykat25909
maybe if you said your S.O but my ex. id call him just to laugh
RetirementNoirATaleOfPruneJuiceAndMurder
What... why bail your ex out for 23 million? They get out on their own for free. And all exs need a lesson in humility.
godofhorizons
WHat the fuck kind of question is this?
ScootiePuffJrSucks
The Fuck she do to get bail set that high? I ain't freeing Hitler.
barnwolf
Maybe she's really rich. So 23 million is like pocket change to her. Just enough to make sure she doesn't blow off the court date.
jqubed
A woman who won $188 Million in Powerball paid $21 Million bailing her boyfriend out multiple times on multiple drug charges + related stuff
jqubed
She also picked up charges herself and other lawsuits https://www.yahoo.com/news/powerball-marie-holmes-188-million-184811976.html
Sigge1981
I'd enjoy my 24 million.
QuiteADapperAsshole
I guess I'm bribing the judge with 24 mil dollars to convict.
orbitlives
I would recommend starting lower, but hey, it's your hypothetical money!
QuiteADapperAsshole
You have to be sure it'll go through.
comehomefransbrauder
If his bail is 23 mil, he did something fucked up. He can stay there.
MidLifeChrysler
Yeah 23 mil is serial-killer shit.. they can rot
barnwolf
I don't think suspected serial-killers get bail. More like hundred millionaire insider trader shit.
zma123456
Why would I bail out my EX?
Dayrest
Don’t you get bail back? I mean, fuck the ex, but still.
orbitlives
Shit, I wouldn't even post bail for me if it was $23mm
spottymemory
$23M? What did she do, 9/11?
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I will start a GoFundMe to raise money for her bail then abscond with the money and my lottery winnings.
DeviledAvacado
What did my ex do that got her bail set at 23 million?
EatsBees
Dome light on while driving
DadddyWarlord
Probably killed ez-e and ran over a dude with her red truck.
hauntedzombie
I always thought you got that money back when they make court, have I been deluding myself all this time?
ArkoneAxon
Unless she jumps bail and flees.
Getsmeverytime
No, you're correct. The number of people who are willing to confidently talk about things they don't understand is concerning.
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time!
CuriousMeatball
Don’t be a criminal if your patience is minimal.
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
She got herself in there, she can get herself out.
laddeao
What exactly did she do to warrant that much in bail I wonder?
EveryonesCousin
Yeah bail won't help at that point. Just delays the inevitable
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
Exactly.
EatsBees
Everything. Genocide, jaywalking, thumbed her nose at a cop, stole the Hope diamond, dome light on while driving, didn't give dog leftovers
GnomeAnn
Wait, is having the dome light on an actual infraction? I always just assumed my parents told me that because the light annoyed them.
EatsBees
It's notISH, but I was made to believe it's a terrible crime when I was a smol person
ArkoneAxon
To make bail? No. I might offer to pay for defense attorneys during the actual TRIAL...
brownribbon
I mean, you get bail back as long as they show up for trial. So why not bail her out and get some thankful/secret hate sex in the mean time?
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
New money, who dis?
shutyourpieholedouche
I actually laughed out loud at thos comment, well done +1
wtfamIdoinghere000
DiabeticDolphin
So I waited until 2018 to watch this. It's stupid to me.
DiabeticDolphin
*The show, Scrubs.
imatumorx9
BobHacks
Once I get rich that will be my voicemail. Quote me bitches
VolkiirKnight
Internet be like, "would you eat a pudding cup for $8 trillion?"
PiGiSpi
"You get everything you can ever want in the world but you gotta breathe, wyd???!!!! *laughing emoji x 4*"
MobileMagnolia
Seriously, pay the Fuck up
RavenousBugblatterBeast
CuriousMeatball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto&feature=share
unknownSubscriber
Holy shit i couldnt make it through 10 seconds of that video.
Arthurtwoshedsjackson
If bail is 23 million chances are the ex is super guilty of a heinous high profile criminal act and is a flight risk
DaddyCosby
If lick white dog shit to extend her sentence!
CuriousMeatball
Reference. I got it.
Femail76
I would pay 23 mil to put my ex in jail.
shutyourpieholedouche
When I was a kid I used to think cheating should be illegal, just break ip ffs, now I'm grown up and I stiLL DO FUCK YOU GREG!!!!
dickbutttt
IAMRIGHTBEHINDYOU
IrishBIoke
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Ajdamus
minipancho94
Bail isn't lost, it's put up as insurance/collateral should they attempt to flee. You get it back if they don't run.
SirChadwellHeath
Friends of Julian Assange lost most of their money after he skipped to Ecuadorian embassy
NastyBrutishAndShort
If bail is set at 23 million, there's a very good reason it's that high. "If" they don't run.
Rivalyn
Someone with a bail of $23 million sounds like a flight risk to me.
ZaeMillion
My Ex would absolutely fucking run, bitch be cray yo.
Anarchduke
she ran out on me, she'll run out on my bail money
Mizopoad
Oh? I would totally do it then. Makes no sense to give up your fortune if they just go to jail and it's wasted money
minipancho94
basically its a way to allow the person some freedom during/before the trial so they arent imprisoned until proven guilty. 1/2
minipancho94
thats why bail is proportionate to the crime and flight risk. high enough the person wont run, and cover expenses if they do. 2/2
rollercostarican
Still, nah
Getsmeverytime
Disturbing how many people don't seem to be aware of this.
barnwolf
I was aware, but I wouldn't trust my ex with 23 million dollars. Also not like being in jail will kill her.
MobileMagnolia
I don't think they're unaware I think they wouldn't give $2.00 to an ex to save their life, that's the point.
washismycopilot
Or there are reasons not to trust your ex.
BreakTheCircle
Cause in TV they say “you made bail” when they let people out, and so many people assume this means they are out scott free.
Fifofu
Disturbing how many people doesn't know *trivia learnt in local and uncommon context*.
ConfusedAxis
EX. Not my problem. I'm gonna pay off my student loans and with the leftovers get some doughnuts and maybe a video game.
koflan
You've made some poor college choices
TheS4ndm4n
College had a course on how to cheat at the lottery.
illegalacorn
17 year olds aren't known for their decision making skills
koflan
24 mil in loans isnt just your 17 year old self's fault
IAmDrBanner
Plus, if someone's bail is 23 millions dollars they probably deserve to go to jail.
prattleassassin
Community college, am I right?
NyQuilDaydream
Leftovers?
adv0catus
You'll have to wait until a Steam sale to buy the game, though.
StevesSegallbladder
Whoa buddy he only said 24 millions dollars, pick the donuts or the video game.
ChipsSaltGravy
I pick donuts AND videogame. Those student loans can wait.
ShutTheFrontDoors
You must live on the edge.
Fershnickered
Is there a video game about donuts?
anangrykarebear
'Splosion man...when you pick up the fat people
WinstonChurchmountain
Well, there's The Simpsons.
GamingMule
Yeah but it’s by EA and the donuts can only be gotten in loot boxes
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndlsNoLongerAvailable
the simpsons?
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Hit and run. A classic.
TheRicM
Here are some donuts about video games:
AustenFan
This is a excellent thread! Bully for you!
ShutTheFrontDoors
That’ll do.