I briefly did medical housekeeping in hundred degree weather in a facility with an outdated HVAC system. All I can think of is how quickly you'd get heatstroke in that thing
....Also Favoriting this because we have those heels and they are not always easy to move around in, let alone clean in fur hours. So those are so mad skills! Also props to the peep fur trying to be sexy while in tha outfit! Tha booty slap was hilarious!
I have a knee-high version of boots quite a bit like those, only the heel is a little bit wider. They're not that hard to walk in, but I've never worn stilettos.
The ones we have are thigh high hahaha. Although we do have a pair shiny black PVC ankle boots like the one above with a chunkier heel =P The stiletto fur sure makes a difference, which is why we purrfur the thicker heel, and the platform, they're much easier. Also far less intense to stand/walk around in fur hours.
If a person can fully clean a house (dishes, vaccuum, dusting, windows, baseboards, etc) in a standard 8hr workday, thats 62.5/hr for 500 total. Honestly a 1 person crew knocking all that out in a single day deserves that hourly rate in my book, even in smaller homes.
lightfoot2
$500? Sure, I'll pay that whatever you wear.
Jaqdakloun
Sheeeit, if I had the $500 I'd buy my own costume and do it myself
Socks7
ItWasASickOstrich
Was totally expecting a Judy Hopps outfit
stonecoldstevebuschemi
VodkaReindeer
The one American thing I want are those faucets
MeowstophelesTheeCatMonster
Totally worth the $500 if we're being honest. Tha bunny (peep) outfit is legit!
NirvanaNik
How's the taste?
ScrippyChan
We really need to leave bagless vacuums in the past as the horrible fuckin' idea that they are.
Somethingswonderous
the dishwashing part looks so cute
5amNonsense
I briefly did medical housekeeping in hundred degree weather in a facility with an outdated HVAC system. All I can think of is how quickly you'd get heatstroke in that thing
thekeyofe
meganical
Dammit! If only I knew this was an option before Mother’s Day. My mom has an unhealthy obsession with Peeps and having a clean home
jimmythehat1
Cleaning and a peep show!
SauceySandwich
How are you on installing grounds to old houses?
GuerrillaschaukelnInDerTodeszone
Do you also do paint jobs and/or gardening?
0570
Please don't use a dirty floor mop on the walls.
DonkeyGoat
Was expecting @knightmage15
RavingCrochet
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PineappleLoopsBroether
DoctorScoutBobTotoBarkingtonIII
As long as you don’t mind a small dog chomping at your ankles while you work then we’re on.
PorterPickUp
I wouldnt let you clean house in those shoes. Too much liability if you fall
potentiallyunsafe
What a peep cleaning sheets
MeowstophelesTheeCatMonster
....Also Favoriting this because we have those heels and they are not always easy to move around in, let alone clean in fur hours. So those are so mad skills! Also props to the peep fur trying to be sexy while in tha outfit! Tha booty slap was hilarious!
foreverinchains
I have a knee-high version of boots quite a bit like those, only the heel is a little bit wider. They're not that hard to walk in, but I've never worn stilettos.
MeowstophelesTheeCatMonster
The ones we have are thigh high hahaha. Although we do have a pair shiny black PVC ankle boots like the one above with a chunkier heel =P
The stiletto fur sure makes a difference, which is why we purrfur the thicker heel, and the platform, they're much easier. Also far less intense to stand/walk around in fur hours.
foreverinchains
If you can do the job safely and well without damaging anything, I couldn't care less what you're wearing.
I don't care if you show up in scrubs, a ballroom gown, a bikini, a tuxedo, or a fursuit.
If my place is clean and nothing is broken or missing when you're done, I'm happy.
astrangehop
You're smarter than the homeowner in the original lawnmower man story
Zalm
$500 is a lot to clean a house, unless it was like some 3 story 8 bedroom mcmansion or something
75townecoupe
I mean, I've seen the inside of my house....
engineeringwombocombo
If a person can fully clean a house (dishes, vaccuum, dusting, windows, baseboards, etc) in a standard 8hr workday, thats 62.5/hr for 500 total. Honestly a 1 person crew knocking all that out in a single day deserves that hourly rate in my book, even in smaller homes.
NacLac
Depending on the crew sent, you can run $250 an hour easily for a team of 3 in the NoVA area.
meganical
Idk, bikini wouldn’t be great at stopping a person from sweating and cleaning a house is hard work
foreverinchains
Clothes generally do the exact opposite of "stopping a person from sweating".
CorGoBrrrr
I think you need to be making better use of your nakedness...