You can’t make this stuff up

Mar 24, 2023 11:29 AM

MrBobSaget

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https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy3zex/cops-sue-afroman-for-emotional-distress-after-he-made-music-videos-of-botched-raid

Le.on pound cake. It tastes so nice. Lemon pound cake Gonna have me a slice

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Don't do the crime if you can't do the time" ---> don't terrorize an innocent citizen if you can't handle the fallout for your incompetence

3 years ago | Likes 490 Dislikes 2

Not to mention stealing his cash while being recorded on CCTV and only after all this shutting down his recording system. Kids with guns...

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hello, 911? We’ve got too much butthurt, send a waaaaahmbulance!

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Showing us our own actions made us feel bad! How dare they!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"This video of us being horrible people makes us look like horrible people! Now we're sad."

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"We demand that you give us money for hurting our feelings."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cops broke down his door, stole his cash, disconnected his home cameras, looking for a kidnapping victim and drugs

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

What, they forgot to bring some with them to plant?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They broke down this guy's door, accused him of kidnapping, rummaged through all his stuff, and STOLE HIS MONEY.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

And his mama's lemon pound cake!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Police unions should be limited to negotiating pay and working conditions. And #eiminatequalifiedimmunity

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Is there a more banal term for the empowerment of tyranny than "qualified immunity"? Truly the "soylent green" of law.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They also lost like $400 of the cash they confiscated in their raid. Ohio BCI investigated and said the cops must have counted wrong. Sure.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I hope he makes another song about this

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He is

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the search was worth it, 'lemon pound cake' was hysterical. https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k83gq/afroman-raided-by-cops-interview

3 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but when are we going to get the recipe for his mom's lemon pound cake?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's funny as hell.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have they arrested Afroman yet for this heinous crime? /s

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

now make a music video of the lawsuit

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The affirmative act of filing suit by officers should act as a waiver of the qualified immunity and permit a counterclaim for their bad acts

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oponIfu5L3Y here's the song BTW

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's the best!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, have some lemon pound cake.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs an @ExtraUpvote !

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1'd!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll never understand the Streisand effect, will they?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I didn't know about this song or these cops. Thanks to them suing, I now know about both and I'm spreading the song to others.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

And now that he has no choice, he can counter sue for the cost of the gate, the door and the missing money.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HOW DARE you exercise your 1st A rights from within your own home

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck their feelings 🤷‍♀️ Here's one of the songs Afroman made about it (funny but kinda scary & sad): https://youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ACAB…

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

I'll stop saying it when a single cop proves it isnt true

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It doesn't sound like cops even try to make it right after they screw up

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

they did nothing wrong, though /s

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, that fat cop wanted some lemon pound cake.

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

lemon pound cake is delicious. everyone wanted some

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

to be fair, who among us hasn't broken into a house and been tempted by a lemon pound cake?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He didn't do it. But you just know he wanted it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He didn't do it cause that wouldn't count as 'civil asset forfeiture'. Those $400, on the other hand...

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The cops are also suing for "loss of right to privacy". After a home invasion. ...   I swear the simulation writers are quiet-quitting.

3 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 3

especially because all information shown is publicly accessible anyway so its not like he doxxed them or anything.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And Ohio is a one party consent state, so they can't argue privacy

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This! No reasonable expectation of privacy operating in public. Learned that from badge-cam videos!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I realized in Season 2020 when the murder hornets were introduced and unceremoniously discarded a few episodes later

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

2016 clown craze..

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel like that one carried through to 2020, except it was just one clown terrifying the nation instead of random night clowns.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're way past, "a glitch in the matrix" and deep into, "this bitch is infested with ALL the malware" territory.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Eleventy toolbars in the browser and a fiery sword mouse pointer territory.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we at least get some cool viruses in there, like from Reboot?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wow. I don't think I've thought of Reboot in decades.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They did a reboot of Reboot a few years ago. It was terrible and you're better off not looking in to it. Keep your memories pure.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, all our villains are congressmen and capitalists.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wold happily trade Musk and Boebert for Megabyte and Hexadecimal.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Boebert in Reboot would show up as a gag and get destroyed violently within minutes so viewers won’t get too agitated and turn off the TV.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cops are such fucking cry bullies, hopefully the cops in question gets nuked in court and sent to jail for being maliciously incompetent.

3 years ago | Likes 871 Dislikes 10

he won't because that would be a different case

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not their fault they had to execute a bunk search, but it IS their fault crying about it

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The irony is too delicious!! So now the cops are worried about being safe & secure in their own home.

3 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 2

Thin skin is a requirement for LEO's

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Cry bullies. Perfect.

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Unlikely. They’re probably going to win. They ARE the system.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

😿

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thin skinned, authoritarian, wannabe fascist bullies.

3 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

Think we can drop the wannabe now

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's hard to be a fascist bully when you're crying into your donuts about how people write mean songs about your incompetence

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully the case gets dismissed, and at best they get told to give his shit back. Anything beyond that is too farfetched to call hopeful.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

If cops got sent to jail for malicious incompetence there would be a whole lot less malicious incompetence than there is.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Yes, but a guy can dream.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is why Black Lives Matter.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

All the songs that he's created from this bullshit event are quite funny. Somebody has to pay for the damages to his home. Why shouldn't ¹

3 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

Great. Now that's gonna be stuck in my head all weekend.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the Sheriffs help in any way that they can? LOL

3 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Because cops are all about "RESPAYKT MAH AUTORITAY!!!"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's literally the reason he did it

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I know

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least this way it isn't the tax payers shelling out for the police fucking up. For once.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was gonna get sued by the cops, but then I got high.

3 years ago | Likes 1528 Dislikes 3

*got shot. /s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

god fucking damnit. now i smile

3 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 2

I was gonna get them to fix my door, but then I got high.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

😂😂😂😂😂 I can see that being a new song for him. That or 2 zig zags a colt45 and attorney fees

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They were gonna make my videos stop, but theeen I got hi-eigh

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Read this and laughed, so now I'll get high! :)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this gift.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is beautiful

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was awesome. I'm at work and started watching it then my coworkers came over to see what I was laughing at so I sent them the link.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I've shared it with a few of mine too

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny because anyone can FOIA request any body cams they have, if any are wearing one. Public servants don't have the same expectation (1

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh it wasn't bodycams, it was his home security footage he used.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, on his property and his cameras so no different from being in a bank, coffee shop, restaurant, office supply store, walmart....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shame cops can just turn them off when they're about to do crimes.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2) of privacy as normal public.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

While on duty, that is.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3) And don't forget, they are in his home and complained about the video he had of them inside his own house where they found nothing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were gonna pull all the legal stops, but then I got high... they still wish they had my money, but they can go cry!

3 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

In the music video you can see a cop pocket some money during the raid.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I know why….

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why, man?!

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Because I got high! Because I got high! Because I got hiiiiiiigh!

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

La da da duh da duh duh

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Skippidy dip dip dip doo wah

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were gonna plant some drugs but then I got high

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0