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Poor Kathy. I hope she has gotten help by now.
The magazines help it cook.
Ken M is one of us! [xpost from /r/kenm]
oftenmildysarcastic
Ah Ken M! Keep up the good work man! Make those buggers THINK for once in their lives!
CosmicApe
I like Ken. Ken's cool.
MrRagerXV
Lmao Mother Fucking Ken M
FakeClues
Ken you be any more funny...?
JumpingBalogna
Ayyyyyyy
CAPSLOCK999
"I guess it's not the wording so much as the tone." That line had me laughing for like 5 straight minutes.
vanian
Ken M's twitter: https://twitter.com/horseysurprise
vanian
and tumblr - hehehe - http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/
BaronVonFingerbang
this post is irrelevant, it was made a day ago
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
#10 always gets me
alphabetta
He has a subreddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/kenm
NicoretteJunkie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoeEW0pCEAAP3rf.jpg:large
deathbladez
Fucking Ken M
apocalypselove
Fucking kathy and her over zealous use of exclamation marks!!!!!
MikeinatorXD
MOAR!!!! http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6794210/introducing-ken-m-troll-extraordinaire
crowbarscout
That's great! I didn't realize the comments had started until I couldn't find his name anymore.
ClubsCantHandleMe
Ken M is my new role model
Maudible
"But your point is irrelevant because you made it minutes ago." My sides have gone into low Earth orbit.
toxitheous
"but ball pits give a more rounded experience" someone help i can't breath
alexisdanaan
Kathy needs to be beaten with a few of those exclamation points.
DarthDweeb
Does he get paid to troll? He should get paid to troll.
alphabetta
He appears on CH a lot; on his his twitter he describes himself as "the troll at college humor" so maybe?
xiubao
Damn Kathy.
2ti6x
this guy gets trolling.
Puddawudd
He reminds me of my adoptive dad. I had to explain what a troll was when I called him one once. He's always trolling, but didn't know (1/?)
Puddawudd
there was a term for it. (2/2)
upsidedownyhead
Trolling has been hijacked by the media. Taunting parents of dead children isn't trolling. This is trolling.
jesscumbee
Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.
logicalchemist
So few people seem to truly understand trolling. Especially trolling without just being outrageously offensive, which is the best kind imo.
liliputian7
There was one guy who got me good. I stopped, congratulated him, and walked away.
hideakikarate
And everyone else just gets hatin'.
MauricioGuaura
And then everybody else get patrollin'
redrovered
He somehow manages to avoid being an asshole while achieving the maximum level of frustration. It's beautiful.
CreditTheArtist
Learn how to troll like 4chan with this CRRRAZY secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IveLostMyFaithInHumanity
More trolls need to be like him
SexySquatch
MY NAME IS KATHY!!!!!!! I LOVE MOTHERFUCKING EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aristotlewasborninmacedonia
I AM PASSIONATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SexySquatch
HI PASSIONATE, I'M DAD!!!!!!!
kaykicing
#rekt
Aphoridzo
This guy is hilarious...should make a site dedicated to his comments. People actually think he's being serious? Bwahahha!
JumpingBalogna
Its like the people who think The Onion is a legit news source
itisp
http://www.collegehumor.com/user/6377038
Aphoridzo
yah looked it up after I saw but upvote for being helpful
melodramaticbat
"WTH is a practising agnostic?" "On sunday we go to a church that doesn't necessarily exist." I am definitely going to use that.
Flyndaran
I'm a practicing atheist. I sit around not believing in stuff. Some call it procrastinating or even "sleeping".
raptorfences
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?!
whoah
http://www.collegehumor.com/user/6377038 Here ya go....for your pleasure
ISuckAtComingUpWithUsernames
commenting for future use
whoah
Ken M has a thing on Collegehumor, I think the section with these things is under a heading like "The troll" or "trolling" or somethin
ThatsTheJokeGetIt
But ball pits give kids a more rounded experience
Iteki
Not as rounded as a pit bull.
SoaringMuse
That was fucking gold
ThatsTheJokeGetIt
That is some fantastic subtle trolling right there
ermahgerdspooderman
Ken is like a messiah. But this will soon be in the past so it won't be worth shit.
theotheleo
like a messiah but not
cookiecakemonster
you made this comment hours ago which is why it's so ignorant.
TheApplePieOverlord
What do you think the m in Ken M stands for?
MyDogJake
Every time I see Terracota warriors, I can't help but think they have chinks in their armour.
McKavian
+1 for bad puns.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
CthulhuApproved
Now THAT... was racist.
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
HAAAAA
Flyndaran
I love non-racist comments that get under race card playing idiots' skins. GF referenced black Friday and got shit from her mixed coworker.
CGGMovies
You. I like you.
icangetthreestars
I've seen these all before, but scrolling through that chef boyardee one caused me to laugh for a solid 2 mins
Magster2004
I was crying I was laughing so hard. I love this guy.
Tenver
Yes, that made my day.
chunkcheezy
"Tastes just like mom used to heat it up!" Priceless.
esperx
I was in tears from that one.
pataglop
Ken M is a fucking legend.
40DollarFootRub
I couldn't stop
SamisabitchDeanisajerk
I want more Ken M
ColinCraig
http://runt-of-the-web.com/halloween-horror-ken-m
idkmansup
agreed
craycrayvajayjay
https://twitter.com/horseysurprise
Sahrah
Ken M is my spirit animal.
somethingaboutTV
Here's a whole album: /a/fOM6O?gallery
coolaggro
After reading all of these, I am convinced Ken M is the embodiment of 4chan
coolaggro
Woah there's a lot of these
SomeDetroitGuy
Shame Kathy doesn't read the comments but honestly - the Disney parks aren't all that. Certainly not worth the price compared to other parks
Himser
It depends entirly if you have to travel 3000 kms to get to one.
hellafordays
Disney is in America, where we travel in miles! http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.16371272.5485/fc,220x200,white.u1.jpg
anglophilestymie
Idk, I think it depends. But it's definitely a how well do you know your kids thing.
ddspill
My experience at all Disney parks. . . . lines, lines, lines, lines, thank God my kids are grown now, never again!
Dunes8
They do have ways to get around the lines.
Flyndaran
But guns tend to frighten away the actors as well.
ZeusLustfulBalls
I don't know. I loved it so much, but the fact was not everybody could afford it (We didn't until I was 16) so chill, Kathy, really.
ZeusLustfulBalls
*is
thesplashingblumpkins
If you like rides that are well immersed in the theme of the ride, then Disney is pretty hard to beat. That said, the universals are awesome
SomeDetroitGuy
If you like riders, the Cedar Fair parks (Kings Island, Cedar Point, etc.) are much better and like half the price.
wessyfbaby
She seemed very adamant that they are all that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UncivilEngineer
Truth, especially for really young children. A 3-4 year old is going to have as much fun at a chunky cheese than there. Take them when older
SomeDetroitGuy
I'm sure there's a sweet spot, like 5-8, where the kids are interested in the characters and not big enough for the big rides.
Idontknowhername
What the heck is a chunky cheese?
SomeDetroitGuy
An arcade place with crappy pizza.
UncivilEngineer
Chuck E. Cheeses, I said chunky because that was the joke he made.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
And the ball pit is a more rounded experience!
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
I see what you did there. Point for you.
UncivilEngineer
And the pizza will prepare them for disappointment later on in life!
IAmSailorMoonMoon
Kathy needs to chill the Fuck out
yeshellothisisdog
Cool it with the exclamation points, Kathy
jackketch
Best part is that the article was about budget alternatives to Disney parks.
LemonFanta
kathy pls
MyDogJake
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
TotinosPizzaRolls
That's like everyone on MSN. It's so retarded. And then the clueless people start to bicker amongst themselves and they're all wrong
TheBiggestCuntOnImgur
Needs more !!!!!!!!
OhHowTheTurntablesHave
I can almost picture her perfectly in my mind, I just can't tell where she is on the 30-50 scale or if she has overprotected kids or cats.
lovelydestruction
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cranialpleasure
Mhm.
NonExistingName
YES I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"CHUNKY CHEESE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EmperorKuzco
Hey thats what I said when I read it
TheClassyGentleman
social justice keyboard warrior
razmann
she sounds like the kind of person who would complain that she got the wrong color iPhone for christmas
BenderBendingRodriguez
Bitch needs to shut her 5 dollar ass up before i make some change, dont NO BODY bad mouth "Chunky Cheese" on my watch.
goldensky
This is the first thing I thought as well. Disney *is* super expensive and totally isn't worth it, if you ask me. Do other things.
alphabetta
ftfy: Kathy needs to chill the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DoIFrustrateYou
I read her voice in the form of a female Nic Cage
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
How dare Kathy underestimate the power of the Ball pit.
NerfherderVC
"Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind" -Terry Pratchett
DuckGrrl
new game: count the exclamation points, take a shot even 10
IAmAladeen
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!! What a cheapskate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alphabetta
I have created a subreddit for people like her. /r/m_e_s
imhereforahighscore
Kathy hates poor people
Trajectorious
Anybody care to count the exclamation marks?
Raamah
Needs more exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuckyouitaintyourbirthday
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DMGuy
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LemonFanta
I read your name as 'I Taint Your Birthday' which I am currently still laughing about.
fuckyouitaintyourbirthday
I just got the notif for this. I'm not mad at it.
LemonFanta
Thank you. I love it.
EddieMcfork
Wow!!!! Your children must be proud!!!!! Mr big spender over here!!!! Using a whopping 33 characters!!!! 33!!!! WOW!!! GET A LIFE!!!!
Bonndar
Look at you!!!!!!!!!! Only using 5 exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!! Your kids must be so proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bosstonez
laughed like you put 30 Nat Geo's in the oven
Moomington
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roguetitan
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nepsin
1
hihellogoodbye
Shes a rich bitch, I am 23 with 2 kids of my own, and i'd enjoy a damn trip to chunky cheese!
yash97sriv
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PleasantPeasantPheasant
As a 22 year old I don't think it's normal to have 2 kids at your age.
hihellogoodbye
Didn't say it was normal, but hey, at least they both have the same father, who I'm married to lol.
TuukkaRascal
Who said it was normal?
PleasantPeasantPheasant
I've seen another post with someone saying they where expecting their first at 23, I'm seeing a trend I don't like.
razmann
what is the normal number of kids to have at 23?
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Honestly? Zero unless you actually have a steady job and live on your own with an excess of money and time, then you should have a dog.
hihellogoodbye
I have a career money place of my own and time. I'm good.
ajizzle
this is how I imagine her
YesButAlsoYes
AHHHH I was hoping it was the "DIDNEY WURLD" jpg
popedouglas
Shes much fatter than that
mallorykeaton
abso-lutely!
KillingTheJoke1
Expected haircut lady, got haircut lady. A++++++
Teesea
That many exclamation marks brings to mind Terry Pratchett. http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Multiple_exclamation_marks
BorderlineBoozehound
Was just about to post the Pratchett quote. It was all I could think of. I'm not reading that bitch's rant; it hurts my eyes.
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
You just reminded me my husband said we would watch Hogfather tonight!
UncivilEngineer
I'm glad I'm not alone here. Kathy is such a big fat bitch.
ArchangelsBlade
is she also Kyle's mom?
UncivilEngineer
Finally! I was going to put a pic of cartman saying it, but decided against it.
FrogPaste
Ohhhh Kathy is a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch
FrogPaste
If there ever was a bitch she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
stutteringbob
Not to mention she clearly doesn't understand how ball pits help turn children into well rounded adults.
UncivilEngineer
And the tube tunnels give them a good sense of direction, skee-ball, a strong arm, and tickets, frugality.
Idontknowhername
One of my bosses is named Cathy and is one of the best managers I've worked under, but does she really count as a Kathy?
GinnyGinGin
I think Cathys aren't Kathys. One of my aunts is a Cathy, and she's awesome!
UncivilEngineer
I view K as the harsher letter in this situation, I think that's what does it.
OctopusFistfight
I've never met a tolerable Kathy.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
:(
MoonbyulBias
The Kathy I know is a sweetie. She carries cold medicine and other stuff during the winter in case she runs into sick people who need it.
LopsidedStapler
That's my mom's name.
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
Wh-what about a Cathy?
OctopusFistfight
I'm willing to give you a chance.
cathysaurus
I made a sad at this thread :C
OctopusFistfight
I'm sorry. :C I didn't mean to hurt your feels.
prittililprinsis
and also learn that some people can't afford disney world and also CHUCKY CHEESE'S IS FUCKING FUN BITCH GOD DAMN
Flyndaran
Goddamn, I hated that place as a kid, because I was born with functional hearing. Fuck, that's a loud den of oozing childhood.
raim42
*"Chunky"
applesforjuice
Honestly my parents couldn't even afford Chuck E. Cheese...
whoah
If I wasn't legally required to be at least 500ft away from Chuck E. Cheese's at all times, I'd go there every day.
shiptheshiptheflipship
Whoah.
UncivilEngineer
Found the guy who molestered all those kids! http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/streetlamp_9696.gif
MissDerz
Molestered
quantumpacket
except their pizza fucking sucks.
prittililprinsis
you take that back
quantumpacket
but... but... it's true .-. we never order pizza at chuck e cheeses because it's near-inedible
prittililprinsis
meh, I'm not really a pizza person actually so I wouldn't know