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IAmBiGiveMeAMedal
I've always wanted to smoke weed with my parents. Sadly, it's not legal in my state, and my folks have some pretty strong opinions about it.
3SpareParts
I smoke a joint everyday with my mom when we get off work. It’s awesome for conversation
kissmyassets
Don't let it be your only motivation for work to be to get money for weed, don't let it be the only thing you want to do.
SaucyDisses
Had a bonding experience with my dad! ‘‘Twas magical and we’ve been spending more time together. Highly recommended
NapDragon
sadly I can't stand weed, asthma, and parents hotbox the entire house in winter so hospital a lot. So I tend to avoid people who do it now
EverythingscomingupMilhouse13
Lucky! My mom stopped talking to me early last year because I told her I smoked weed, it's legal here too.
Duskz
Hey, I'm stoked you had a great time! Just, don't get above yourself and decide to take a shit ton more all in one go. That'll ruin it fast.
PorneliusHubertII
Nice for you. My mom has smoked weed every day of my life. Drove a nice big wedge between us
khensu83
If it were legal here my mum and I would try it together as well.
dc808
Why let legality stop you
khensu83
One sisters a cop ones a nurse and ones a customs agent. So I’m kinda screwed in all corners. My sister can smell it on people 10 feet away.
byeboys
Watch this with your mom while high
nasukkin
Can confirm; Bob Ross after a few tokes is maximum chill and good vibes. They stream him on weekends. https://www.twitch.tv/bobross
Luc1ferSam
Michigan?
jollybubba
Canada?
dascypriot
Was also thinking of the Great White North
KeetSqueet
Now that's Pure Michigan.
dotnetbeast
Was this Brazzers or that Family Therapy site?
The72ndRaven
Family Therapy makes me laugh. Those "story" lines... Ahhhahahahahahahahahaha!
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
Yeah, they make me "laugh" too!
antithesiscontrarian
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/weed-is-tight.gif
thetacoslaughterhouse
I’ve gotten high with both parents on separate occasions what a story! Hold on pizza is done...
imagerboy
Smoked weed with my whole family for the first time when my mom got out of hospital. It was weird, but we bonded for sure
atotalmoron
Weed can be good.
HabnerCrustipants
Ask her to play PInk Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
corgimas
Live in Massachusetts?
IgnisLycanthropus
congrats on the sex
Gradwin
therealbessica
I always wanted to smoke with my mom. She had terrible pain from numerous broken bones and chemo and migraines. Better than pills.
GrassssssssTastesBad
I smoked my parents up on Thanksgiving. We've never laughed that much together before. It was amazing.
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
Stoned and amazing thanksgiving dinner with friends/family? hell yeh!
OviliskTwo
There's a reason psychiatrists experimented w all sorts of narcotics with therapy.
pedromascal
Weed isn’t a narcotic and no they don’t. They’ve experimented with psychoactive drugs like shrooms or MDMA.
hoshanabanana
I'm a therapist, and I think this would be a highly effective way to access a person's cognitive functioning from a new perspective.
OviliskTwo
Yeah I know smart guy. Lsd.
kobrakaimf
There’s lots of really good work going on right now with psychoactives. Check out www.maps.org
yourcommentisstupid
Though not as strong, weed is a psychedelic
pedromascal
Never said weed couldn’t be psychoactive, but psychologists haven’t used it as much for therapeutic reasons. LSD/MDMA is found to be very 1/
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effective with patients with PTSD.
IAmBiGiveMeAMedal
Especially when used in large enough quantities, and/or with something stronger.
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
hell yeh. munch down a few strong edibles and he'll definitely change his mind lol
PutThePRNDLinD
Baking with your mom...what a great way to prepare for the holidays...
peeweepeterson
You fuck her?
djsdkdjsk
Don't forget to let grandpa and the kids have some!
Vampoodle
You're at 420 upvotes man, I can't ruin this perfection
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
brownies next? or Birthday cake?
PressMyButtonsBaby
jamil1234567891
GUYS DONT UPVOTE IT WAS 420
SpeedyHamster
One Christmas my mom was toking up as I opened presents and she asked if I wanted a hit. Weed in legal states is seen like eating cookies.
SpeedyHamster
Which if you're prepared enough, you'll likely eat cookies while smoking weed.
Yqup
I love you man
degenerator
A whole new meaning for "Christmas Tree"
DoesItThough
It's a gift I'm giving this holiday!
Marvellous86
I used to smoke daily for years. A few years after I quit I developed a (unrelated) anxiety disorder. I tried weed once since, oh the panic.
MrMunkk
Same.
Arcygenical
Yepppp
StarvedDemon
I strongly agree that weed is not for everyone but people who aren't around it often might not realize there are different strains that 1/
StarvedDemon
Have different effects. Even beyond Sativa/Indica/Hybrid there's specific strains that have different levels of THC/CBD. 2/2
IzzyBelleRes
Same. Stuff gives me full on panic attacks.
babyherb
That happened to me, ;(
SuspiciousCactus
That's disappointing. I have anxiety and while I've never tried weed I always assumed it would help if it was ever legalized.
Mystomachismakingtherumblies
My partner has anxiety and he’s found it helps calm him. Also helps with his insomnia.
MrMunkk
It helps for some people, my sister has panic attacks if she doesn't smoke, I get them if I smoke.
Gonnaderpya
My ex got me to basically do a fucking dab for my first time. Needless to say I'm not really into weed now
Leinad3000
Hahahaha! I remember the first time my ex did a dab with me and she coughed so hard she got sweaty underboob
DatDietSnapple
(1/2) Same with me, playing magic with a group. Hit a dab cause they thought I'd smoked before. I read cards for 5 minutes straight trying
DatDietSnapple
SO HARD to focus, the whole time thinking "they know I'm not reading the card what am I gonna do". Couldn't feel my tongue. Good times.
Gonnaderpya
I found it borderline impossible to focus
SlutacularMuffin
The first time my sister did this for me...she dropped the hole little nugget on it by accident. They had to help me to my room.
hughesybooze
There was this spaz kid living with me in my 3rd year of uni trying a bong for the first time one night. We tried to show him how to do it1
hughesybooze
right for a good 20 minutes, but he wouldn't listen, so we eventually gave up and enjoyed the show, took a load of huuuuuge hits and ended 2
hughesybooze
up begging us to call him an ambulance. It was long as fuck at the time but pretty funny. I would feel bad about it but I did my best to 3
hughesybooze
prevent it from happening
lwbell851337
I would find it funny as well. I hate it when you give someone a fully rundown on using a bong. Then they continue to be confused about it
Duendes
I hear ya. First time w/an edible, my friended added too much oil and undercalculated the potency. High for 2 days straight
ping0s
Lmao, good times.
Camelspotting
Same except I was already pretty drunk, they found me half a mile away wandering around in my socks.
Quarterthief1
I'm sorry that was your first experience, the coughing alone would have made me never try again :/ dick move on her part
cheesecake7
I did similar to myself.. it was still weed but waaaaaaayyyyy too much... fucked myself over there
catchtwenty2
I see, So you only dab it now right?
suicideclintonbullets
I'm glad she's your ex. Fuck that shit.
makeupsupervillain
Dude that sucks. It’s like when jerks don’t warn a person to not eat a whole 300mg edible for their first time. Not very good friends.
TheJomsborgViking
That is a shame, Dab has pure THC and that is an intense high. weed in the more natural grass form has a much smoother high to be had
Patches3000
Yeah, “natural” always makes things better
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
Sounds like the dab opened your eyes up to how big a douche this guy was. You should give bud a try, with friends, from a good dispensary.
Gonnaderpya
lol She and I'm a dude, and honestly there was much more for our relationship to end over. It had good moments, but it wasn't a good thing
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
my bad. I was most definitely hittin the bud. Good on you for getting out
FrancoUnAmerican
wow, that's an asshole move...
Gonnaderpya
Yeah I was hanging with her, her brother, and his fiance. I got no warning whatsoever how strong it was lol.
TheEmeraldProphylactic
My friend had a rebirthing experience after his first dab. Couldn’t talk or move, didn’t recognise anyone. Just kept shouting “yes,yes,yes”
PigBenus
Just became legal where I am; my fiance smoked on a dab while drunk as shit last Friday. She didnt enjoy it much either
Quarterthief1
I've have noticed some people can do both and some just can't, odd anyways -.-
idontlikehats
That sounds like a recipe for a spinning bed ride
spe007
What’s a dab?
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StepRightUp
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
About the only way old school hippies can get high anymore
jademet
Weed = beer or wine, dab = straight up everclear
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Distillate is everclear. A dab can range from shitty vodka, to your finest aged whiskey, to absinthe, and back again ha
Gonnaderpya
Super fucking concentrated weed basically
grahmcrackersbook
Probably felt like acid cloud to a first time smoker
Gonnaderpya
I had gravity hitting me from an angle. I did not enjoy it. Also they were talking about super fucking real shit so it was even worse
DarthSpock
As someone who dabs heavily, this is definitely NOT how/what you should start out on. I smoked weed for years before even touching dab and
Hammerhead777
An oil made by processing normal buds and getting all the THC out of them. You end up with a product that has about 80-90% THC
TheJomsborgViking
It can get as pure as 98% now, but it generally lacks the assisting chemical compounds that change the outcome. CBD being one
TheEmeraldProphylactic
No that is totally untrue. Unless it is an isolate or a distillate, it almost certainly contains terpenes and other entourage cannabinoids
TheEmeraldProphylactic
I’m in the U.K. and I have 7 different extracts on me, only one of them contains no cbd. And that’s in ENGLAND!
xtrachrisp703
Now smoke some crack with her..
commakozzi
Well they're going to now that they've had the gateway drug.
jriley154
I'm pretty sure I saw that porn
HadMeSomeChickens
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
That's heroin.
HadMeSomeChickens
Dankking
And sleep with her sister
Squelchtone
how did you know OP was from Lynn Mass?
SILKYJOHNSON89
Peanut butter and crack sandwich
Comet260
CRACKALACKA!
AmbersLucky11
When I was a kid, I saw a 14 year old ask his mom if he could smoke crack out of a lightbulb. She said yes & he proceeded to do it
FrancoUnAmerican
At least, we can say he was "under supervision" ... i guess.
HeyCopernicus
Where the fuck did you grow up
AmbersLucky11
Great Falls, Montana
HeyCopernicus
Adding to my list of places not to go, thx
Monkeyman12345101
Crack i hardley believe, now some good ol MT meth, now thats a bonding experience
UnicornSprinkles8
I'm in Missoula! Howdy, fellow Montanan.
Jakethesnake357
I'm going to jump on the Montana bandwagon too, Billings over here
jRockboneham
Makes me anxious and I think too deeply about life’s challenges. Become less social as well. Hardly do it anymore.
TheCrispiestNoodles
I legit thought I was having an allergic reaction first time I tried. Felt like a golf ball was in my throat, heart was racing. Was not fun.
WhiteRaven
I had my first bad trip like that last night ad it gave me a new respect for why some keep away. I'm sorry that happened to you friend
Cumberpatchkid
It’s affects you differently as you age so try in in like 5/10 years. I like it much better now and also don’t take giant rips off a bong.
wibblywobblytimeywimey
Last time I smoked, I got hardcore spins and had to hold onto my bed so I wouldn’t fly off. Haven’t been able to do it since.
NeyaQueenofBacon
I get massive migraines that last for hours if I am near it. Eyes water and face gets really hot. Never smoked it but my neighbors have.
NeyaQueenofBacon
Still think the stuff should be legal though. Just can't be near it at all.
gtfkedm8
Same here. I smoke when I know I'm staying in. Introverted as is, can't smoke in social settings.
lookatlou2
Get a CBD enriched blend
TheDisgruntledOfficer
Had to like it for the 420th
pedromascal
A lot of that has to do with modern weed breeding. They’ve bred strains to have something like a 100:1 THC:CBD ratio which
pedromascal
heightens the psychoactive components (THC) while removing the anxiety relieving components (CBD).
Camelspotting
That's not exactly how CBD works.
hello91
People with anxiety shouldn't try weed as it can enhance all those feeling. It might even make it worse
cquk
I have anxiety and Indicas really help me. Satvias make it worse
CaptainFrito
If it's Sativa o Indica does make a difference, but I managed to get over that (it's mostly to make sure you don't have any pending (cont)
CaptainFrito
Task/call/something when you're consuming, and getting us we do to enjoy it second by second, while you're doing something (cont)
CaptainFrito
Stimulating but not challenging, I like to sail in assassin's creed IV or swing in spider man all over, it has become therapeutic for my
CaptainFrito
Anxiety and depression, helps me sleep and alleviate some symptoms (I'm not an MD but maybe try gradually increasing a small dose to adapt)
CaptainFrito
Used*
JohnMillswantstoupvote
I was that way but I’ve switched to high cbd low thc and it’s great
SnoochRanger
You make it sound like it's so easy, it's very difficult to find low THC because the market calls for high THC levels to sell it for more$:(
JohnMillswantstoupvote
I live in Ontario, and when they legalized it for us here we actually get it by ordering off a website. The website actually tells you
JohnMillswantstoupvote
Exactly (well a range of a few percents) the amount of thc and cbd. It had a rough start (nothing in stock) but now you can order it easy
theoldsazzledazzle
Same, it caused long lasting anxiety and disassociation with me, not for everyone I guess.
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Flyms
This. I always feel like those type of drugs just enhances your feelings. And if your feelings are messed up they mess you up.
pancreas
no, i can do shroom/lsd and feel great. but pot just makes me super anxious. my thoughts get super negative while I overanalyze everything
defaulted
With pot being more accessible, it’s easier to find strains that don’t cause anxiety. Sativas make my heart feel like it’s going to stop.
apatchworkquilt
All of my friends apparently never experienced this, I'm glad I don't have a fucky brain and people other than me get like this too.
apatchworkquilt
I had a nice high once and every time after that was buzzing paranoia and hyperfocus
3SpareParts
It’s really sad to me some people get this experience. My friend got so paranoid from it he developed schizophrenia like delusions. 1/2
orangecicle
I'm not an expert but I bet your friend already had a chemical imbalance or issue of some kind. Weed doesn't create stuff out of nowhere
3SpareParts
I almost guarantee it. I don’t know for sure if schizophrenia runs in his family but I know he has a lot of anxiety
3SpareParts
While for me all it does it make me slightly less irritable and anxious. It’s not for everyone but if you can do it I highly recommend 2/2
WhySoSeverusSnape
It's not sad. It's totally fine.
Duendes
Psst. If you already have schizophrenia, using pot may enhance its S&S
mdws2
Not a pot story but is a drug and schizophrenia one...back in the day when most of the neighborhood was getting high on acid...1/?
mdws2
There was a dude well call him bob...like many of us bob was doing acid just fine...one day my buddy who knew bob well saw him walking 2/?
mdws2
Down the middle of the street staring up at the sky just slowly walking...buddy curiously pulls up and asks bob what he is doing in the 3/?
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
That’s why I only smoke indica. Sativas stress me out
PapaJonsPizza
AMEN
CurryandRice
PieAndPunch
They give me a killer headache. Only indica and indica heavy hybrids for me
theHappyAlien
Keep a log of how you feel when you smoke each one and the details of each strain. Itll help you make more informed decisions in the future!
goofyboots81
Have had a marijuana renaissance in my life after getting medical indica. I’m less reliant on pharma for sleep and anxiety meds now
Kube420
I like sativa it's good for jeopardy and chess etc...brainy shit
IncognitoPanda
I just get worse then
Flyms
There are other people who also like playing chess while stoned? Thats funny.
bravecatgaming
Fuck i wanna play chess while stoned now
BetterDeadThanRed
Oh hell yeah.
spittleteets
"Did we just become best friends?" ^ these guys ^
jRockboneham
I didn’t know this! Thanks. I usually went sativa because it’s supposedly the more productive one and I like to feel like I can still do
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
If you have anxiety sativa amplifies it.I use pot to relax so smoking indica works perfect.Maybe try a hybrid.Good luck finding your strain.
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
What do you do if indica amplifies your anxiety?
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Don't smoke I guess, but I've never heard anyone say that.
Patches3000
Sativa is where it’s at for me.
thepurpletwitch
This. Find your strain.
Jusmar
Or just don't do what makes you uncomfortable
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Yup, I'm a head high over a body high. I like laughing and just shooting the shit with friends.
PieAndPunch
Everytime I find a strain that I really love I'm never able to find it again
AlphaIndustrial
Im an eveything man. Sativa. Indica. Edibles. Oils. Concentrates and fucking moon rocks
AjaxMaior
I tried the spectrum, didn't really pan out for me =\ it was fun while it lasted though
chloramphenicolderivative
Then try again :P
thepurpletwitch
Oh that sucks man. I’ve heard some people had luck with the CBD oil, since its often the THC that causes the anxiety
thepurpletwitch
So you could try that?
TheodoreJDetweiler
Either I smoke alone or depends on what I’m doing. If I’m at a party I won’t smoke before I drink
thepurpletwitch
Well of course not. Smoking before booze leads to instavomit
elizardo
Other way around for me
NigNogTheJewDog
Beer before grass and youre out on your ass, grass before beer and you're in the clear. ?