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tzahtman
"I don't know anything about the 1.8 billion dollar slush fund I'm in control of with no oversight that includes immunity from audits and court proceedings over tax filing for me and my family" and the ever popular "I wanted to go to my sons wedding".
guimondp58
You can't compare Jim Jones and Donald Trump, Trump would charge for the Kool Aid.
StarscreamAndHutch
I will end the Ukraine Russian war within 24 hours of being PRESIDENT ELECT.
lordyhalvey
AdmiralButtStuff
It's shit flavored, actually.
NoMoreMorons
StupidCanadianWolfBird
That IS my favorite flavor, but...
sindail
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHA4MW43NXR0cWhnb3B2Z3ByNW00bDZ4ZWgyM3VhY3dhMWEyYXBqaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VDTOChMWX1BmFflzyr/200w.webp /s
BeaverOnFire
Sebastopol140
Nobody could predict that a well known liar and bullshitter would go on lying and bullshitting.
HummingBirrb
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bnVuMTF0MmszMmNzbGp4MDlya3lqdjc5eXZ5eXBpZ3VvM3pkcWVvbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2RsBwQxFPXUvXmi0u/200w.webp
Thisisbullshitalready
Be fair, now. He's keeping his promise. He's running the USA like his business: stealing it blind, burying it in debt, stripping its assets, and screwing the stake holders while bankrupting the place and walking away smugly. This is a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos...CASINOS. This man is good at what he does, you gotta give him that.
guitarfourtysix
DarwinsWeasel
Cherry flavoured you say. I believe that cherry has been popped.
FierceAndAdorable
bobbsr
He’ll explain all these away with a word salad …
yeahhedugit
"If I don't win, it's fixed."
urusername2
The only Free Speech He protects is butt kissing!
TrueNorthernLights
All lies, and all suckled at by MAGA. Idiots.
Illpostcheese
That flavor aid should be orange.
Zeterai
"I'll release my tax returns once the IRS is done auditing them!"
spitfires2000
But wait: there's MORE!
Martellus
He did give out tariff refund checks. But gave them to corpos instead of the people actually affected by it.
theInfinitelyProlonged
I had a dream last night where it was reported on the news that T had had a heart attack and died in his sleep after shitting himself. ... I simply don't get how anyone could believe his OBVIOUS lies.
RooGryphon
Anyone who voted for and still supports trump at this point is a full on nazi and or a full on retard. Or both at the same time
dontrike
Don't forget "drain the swamp."
NoPantsOhClock
"It tasted as if I'd taken a drink directly from the diseased asshole of an incontinent skunk."
Punkimus
Nevermind, this is word for word from book 1 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. That's why it's so damn familiar
Punkimus
What's this quote from? It sounds familiar
quicksilver1
My guess is it's a paraphrase of the AVGN theme song line "he'd rather eat, the rotten asshole, of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer"
graehall
"And I loved it" - RFK Jr.
BeaverOnFire
The only way it would have been better is if there had been a dead raccoon penis appetizer.
graehall
well yeah, you gotta have the dead raccoon penis appetiser, how else do you re-energise after a nice swim in raw sewage?
BeaverOnFire
I would suggest starting off with snorting cocaine off of a public bathroom toilet seat.
KamikazeGerbil101
RanOutofWit
But we're the ones with Trump Derangement Syndrome, not the morons that insist that his stupid lies are actually reality in defiance of their own eyes.
KamikazeGerbil101
Bundalicious
My favorite lie was "Im not a pedophile "
MrSqaureCan
Yet he'll sue people for anything and everything, except calling him a kid fucker. I wonder why.....
trinxter
Idiots are still sucking down his Koolaid, right to the end.
BobRossHB
What they need to do is drink the flavor aid, should solve the problem fast.
Clayman8
At this point theyve already started throating the jar itself down.
Frothington
Better to ride the Trumpy wagon all the way to the end than admit you were wrong. :P
Krackajak78
I wish it was literally and not figuratively
BeaverOnFire
Timmy79
If it actually killed them like Flavoraid/Georgetown then things might improve
stabbermcshooty
When does the poison kick in
Tr4desman
Straight from his tiny, mushroom shaped spout........allegedly
madjo
They're drinking the Flavorade alright... And sadly, unlike other cults, the rest of the world is suffering.
HairyChairstepper
Yeah it's almost like the reverse of the old poison/venom saying. In Jonestown, they drink the flavorade and the drinkers die. In US, they drink flavorade and everyone suffers
cousteau
Unrelated, but Flavorade somehow managing to pass the blame of this incident to Koolaid must have been one of the most impressive advertisement maneuvers in history.
cousteau
Huh, what would you know, apparently it WAS Koolaid originally.