"Don't.....move....."

Oct 15, 2022 6:32 PM

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Dawww a skunklet. You got a new friend :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was 11, I was riding my bike home and ran across skunk on the road side. Figured I'd be faster than it on my bike- wrong o. Hoo-ee.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby skunks are so stinkin' cute!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a skunk rub on my legs like a cat, and I went "Oh what a friendly cat" looked down and froze like a deer in headlights.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stinky landmine.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my god that's adorable.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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Stinky kitty!

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

German = Stinktier

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ei weiß.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know there's a version of this with sound but couldn't find it...

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/vszWsYOdnPg

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's the one!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don’t have stink bags yet. I had 5 little skunks that size living in my garage during the winter. One of them did try, but nothing.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A skunk that age can't spray. Also never EVER let a rabies vector animal's mouth that close to your bare skin.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ten years back, one of my dogs came bounding into the backyard with one of these in her mouth. My daughter exclaimed “oh how cute Sparrow >

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

is us one of her toys!”. It wasn’t a toy and it was spraying all the way up to us. And it got all of us. We rode in the back of my son’s >

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

pickup to the vet’s office and they “unstank” the three of us. I think to how proud that skunk was after nuking us. It just walked away.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Put some stank on it!

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3 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 0

It’s flower

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What a cute little stinker

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Stinkitty

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I waited four minutes thinking this would be a video?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squish that cat

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Skunk is thinking, "That tree trunk has toes."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kitty

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL. So cute. True story I worked at an animal rehab place, we'd hand baby skunks to the kids to pat/hold. The parents would ask when they

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

were able to spray. They were old enough. Although the babies don't spray as much, and not unless they're scared or startled.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a quick PSA: skunks are a rabies vector species. So don't go find one and hold it. The 1980's were a wilder time...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the little ones tend to not be very spray happy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saved a skunk I accidentally trapped on the farm. Now I can't walk from the barn to the house without seeing half a dozen at night! 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They never spray me either, one ran past and brushed my leg the other night, they live under the house. So damn cute 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever been near 2 skunks fighting? You dont want to! They circle each other trying to fart in each others faces &hiss and growl while doing i

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

precious tiny little fartmonster!

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I would want to "rescue" it so badly.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australian here - Do their sprays really smell all that bad?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. And they're super strong and last FOREVER.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are... are you the Hulk?

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Only when angry

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or a Hobbit.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’m a female American of mostly European descent. I am also pretty hairy, lol. I’m jealous of humans of Asian & Caribbean descent, as 1/?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They typically have hairless or near hairless bodies, and as someone whose legs seem to feel prickly just 24 hours after shaving them, 2/?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am rather jealous. It also doesn’t help that I have very white skin and grow very dark hair, lol. The dark hair is from my Native 3/?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

American ancestry, but the fact that the dark hair grows in thick all over me (legs, arms, arm pits, etc.) is probably due to my 4/?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't think the stinklets stink yet

3 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

They are very stinky, they don’t have great control and can leak a little

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They are fully armed from birth. They just can't direct it real well yet.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If they can walk, they can spray. I had one in my yard that sprayed the f out of mom when she found it. It was still gummy eyed

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Does your mom laugh about it now or is she still holding a grudge?

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Actual photo of the incident:

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

When they're that small, mom is never far away!

3 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Unless she got Bambi's momed

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fart*

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

When they fart that small, mom is never far away!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nailed it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When i was a kid, we found a baby skunk walking around. It let us pet it and everything...saw it for a few days then one day i found its

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Remains or pieces of it. It had been blasted with a shotgun. Found out later that it probably was thought to be rabid.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sad, little ones will be pretty nice and won't spray unless startled, adults too unless they had bad exp with humans which most do.

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