CodyBurkett
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Let's get this bread.
I had a few dreams last night; in one i was trying to do stuff on the program at work for reserving something for.... a grove of trees?
Wait, brain, did you have a nightmare about a grove of trees trying to make a reservation at the resort you work at?
What the. Okay.
The other i was walking up to a bunch of people watching Mount Saint Helens from a distance and being the annoying smart asshole and I said it probably wouldn't erupt today so we should all go home, before it popped off.
Not a huge eruption, mind you, but yeah.
Anyway.
No matter the amount of cheese, or the amount of pizzas, this made me laugh.
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin: "Pippin. Okay. Breeep. Pippin. Pippin?"
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
earthlingextraordinaire
ukimalefu
#2 melon
DocBenny
#48 you say that like the movies wouldn't have made an additional billion dollars if Viggo had been striding around wearing THAT
IUpvoteFuturama
#13
FireSolvesProblems
Sam when Saruman boasts about destroying the beauty of the Shire as revenge.
luceid
#19 America 1957-1975
muliphen
Yeah I'm gonna need more LotR Big Lebowski crossovers in my life
JayDeeDubs
joeyvelour
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
#2 Considering I would undress her and stare at the dress for 20 mins, I am the friend zoner this time
Evenmoreuselessname
Dump contained no airplane facts. Downvote.
weleasebwyan
Max has entered the chat.
Evenmoreuselessname
(I didn't really downvote)
timmargh
#29 Seeing this scene in the cinema on the big screen was amazing to me. The scale of the statues was fantastic.a
agonarch
I did helicopter pilot training here! (mountain hours)
It seems they took the statues down, unfortunately.
timmargh
:D
RAB806
Ivain
LOTR reinvented as (the intro to) an 80's Tv show? Hell yeah, double nostalgia!
Vexingmang3
i didnt know i needed this until now thank you
EatPieLander
#12
ManholeStellarReconveneSubstanceOlympicsReunion
#8 The positive: You meet a cute friendly mole rat. The negative: The many many many deaths and jump scares.
Bazelbait11
Man I really gotta re-read the silmarillion
doctorbocker
#5 honestly not sure Alexander could match the raw, homoerotic tension of the last half of Return of the King. And that's saying something.
cozynester
breep! good morning pippin
Schadwen
#27 I'm Legolas and this is my hetero-lifemate Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
lovehandlesmessiah
“How much for the Longbottom Leaf?” 15 bucks, little man, put that silver in my hand.
ChadMaxxington
Mellon
Macewindow54
#43 what does this mean.
CodyBurkett
"Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world."
Macewindow54
Thank you.
Marikhen
#42 So... Stacy's great-grandma's got it going on?
laiessar
#9 Picking myself from the floor!! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZnppeDM1dHh4ZmVtbm9kOG5mdmQzNTZsZ3B6NjR1anNxc2J4MWcycSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/swPH6f77yLk2I/200w.webp
sadurdaynight
Is tom bombadil the gm's character insert, but they were polite enough to not let them tag along with the party and make it all about themself?
Zedrapazia
What is a GM?
BoredLyron
General Motors. They are known for paying authors to insert characters into their books and movies to promote their products.