Sep 11, 2025 9:39 AM

CodyBurkett

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Let's get this bread.

I had a few dreams last night; in one i was trying to do stuff on the program at work for reserving something for.... a grove of trees?

Wait, brain, did you have a nightmare about a grove of trees trying to make a reservation at the resort you work at?

What the. Okay.

The other i was walking up to a bunch of people watching Mount Saint Helens from a distance and being the annoying smart asshole and I said it probably wouldn't erupt today so we should all go home, before it popped off.

Not a huge eruption, mind you, but yeah.

Anyway.

No matter the amount of cheese, or the amount of pizzas, this made me laugh.

Pippin tax!

Today's message from Pippin: "Pippin. Okay. Breeep. Pippin. Pippin?"

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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.

2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.

3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.

4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride

5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin

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#2 melon

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#48 you say that like the movies wouldn't have made an additional billion dollars if Viggo had been striding around wearing THAT

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#13

9 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Sam when Saruman boasts about destroying the beauty of the Shire as revenge.

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#19 America 1957-1975

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm gonna need more LotR Big Lebowski crossovers in my life

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very nice!

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#2 Considering I would undress her and stare at the dress for 20 mins, I am the friend zoner this time

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dump contained no airplane facts. Downvote.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Max has entered the chat.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(I didn't really downvote)

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#29 Seeing this scene in the cinema on the big screen was amazing to me. The scale of the statues was fantastic.a

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I did helicopter pilot training here! (mountain hours)

It seems they took the statues down, unfortunately.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

:D

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LOTR reinvented as (the intro to) an 80's Tv show? Hell yeah, double nostalgia!

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i didnt know i needed this until now thank you

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#12

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#8 The positive: You meet a cute friendly mole rat. The negative: The many many many deaths and jump scares.

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Man I really gotta re-read the silmarillion

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#5 honestly not sure Alexander could match the raw, homoerotic tension of the last half of Return of the King. And that's saying something.

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breep! good morning pippin

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#27 I'm Legolas and this is my hetero-lifemate Aragorn, son of Arathorn.

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“How much for the Longbottom Leaf?” 15 bucks, little man, put that silver in my hand.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mellon

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#43 what does this mean.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world."

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

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#42 So... Stacy's great-grandma's got it going on?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is tom bombadil the gm's character insert, but they were polite enough to not let them tag along with the party and make it all about themself?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is a GM?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

General Motors. They are known for paying authors to insert characters into their books and movies to promote their products.

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