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Dec 26, 2023 2:25 PM
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Ellisd83
The noob harvest was bountiful.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
I gain so much experience and loot with all the newbies joining after Christmas. The gifts that keeps on giving.
AutoFox
Gonna melee counter some fools in GBO2 later.
psycho3d
djangojazz
Still not used to SF6 fully but can beat my ten year old and his friends. Tekken 8 will have to wait.
VaultGirl69
I did get my middle school nephew a Steam gift card. No mercy. Go for it.
Trialsin
My nephew got a switch, and I absolutely schooled him in Mario kart. The meltdown lasted an hour.
Burke616
Ooh, sounds like somebody needs a break from having a Switch.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
SWEEP THE LEG!
Shadowkrieger
Everyone load up old darksouls and elden ring games and nuke them with naked dodgy boys
RunningInSpaces
I know it's a fighting game, but the shooting ones... They're tiny fingers are just so much more tactile to get the head shots
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
megiddo6
I think I'm fairly good at fighting games until I try an online match and don't touch the floor for 40 seconds straight because I'm getting juggled into oblivion.
Good times.
Goblor
Then realise like every game there are people who has played for years you can deck because you seriously tried to learn
Pizza1sLyfe
Fuck them kids
Xerxes4242
Air juggle the little twerps!
BaldBandit
"No no, don't let them back in. I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing."
hetnkik999
My grandnephew (17) has been talking shit about Smash for like two or three months now, saying how good he is and how he'll whoop my (38) ass. So on Christmas Eve when he was here, I finally obliged. Kid couldn't even take a single stock off me. P.S. If you're trying to figure out the ages, my nephew is only three years younger than me.
Burke616
Because 1 is 2 less than 3, and 7 is 1 less than 8, and 2+1=3. Good math.
TheRealArclight
theschnubbeldidupp
Awww, usersub is getting normal again
TheGlow
TO MY LOYAL FANS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQRXsN5J2M
TheGlow
Damn, skip to 3:30. I mixed up vids. https://youtu.be/DzQRXsN5J2M?t=211
STGxDante
I suck at fighting games
Loser1Alter1Ego
Noodlesocks
If you're doing this in unranked matches, it's a good way to stifle growth in the game's community. Ranked matches, no remorse.
Eypisod
TheGlow
Here it is, Justin Wong making a kid almost cry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RkapfBYIfc
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Always Sunny in Philadelphia crew beating kids energy, right there.\
TheGlow
Yea, get that bike back!
Czeksmyx
YOU GON' LEARN TODAY
mak10z
Lets see where the defense broke down
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Is this AMV hell?!
mak10z
Yes. Amv Hell 5
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
They made it all the way to 5? I quit after 3 and the hentai one.
mak10z
8 is coming soon™. I lost interest after 6, but 5 is a good one :)
ccccaaaa
And that's why I only play single-player games.
myotheralt
DarkSlayer54
Tbh, with fighting games even the single player drops the ball. My biggest gripe is always the difficulty curve being too sharp. You go from mind-numbingly boring, to brief enjoyment, and suddenly into frustration as the difficulty exceeds your skill level. I just want to select the sweet spot, and enjoy the game at my own skill level, raising it when needed.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Shao-Kahn is a fucking cheater and Konami knows it
ydwyrd
You know Konami has nothing to do with Mortal Kombat, right?
JaimeLannistersRightHand
When you're shitting on a developer and you get it wrong, and the someone points it out
maybeamonster
vcgetdown
It's a fighting game. Practice is huge, nobody is going to lose to a fresh noob unless they haven't learned to play yet themselves. I see memes like this all the time... You guys really lose to 12 year Olds at anything?
DarkBusterBaron
WorkLurker
Isn't the game still updating a half hour in?
zztophat1
I'm old by gamer standards, my reflexes are shit, there are certain button combos I just can't do... but I've been gaming for approaching 40 years and it's been decades since a 12 year old has been able to offer any sort of challenge.
wabitgirl
Nothing more satisfying than watching some kid spam super technical shit for 30 seconds straight, and then hitting them with one perfectly timed counter into a kill combo. Fuck your fast fingers, I am a mountain in the wind of your movement, and I will let you dash yourself upon my tech.
3PiecesOfBread
AK90
That scene is from Who framed Roger rabbit. I approve :D
Twinklepot
Excellent!!
natachan
Although when you challenge them on what they're doing with "your mom" it's like "uh... The sex?"
Jimmah1
I'm 35. I've yet to have this problem. Kids are terrible at video games
jekub
I've been banging my head against Sekiro for a while now, my FromSoft nemesis. My 14yo son got it yesterday and is caught up already. My old man reaction times can't keep up.
GreatOdinsTaint
Seriously, I used to own at the first COD: MW...and within a year I was getting smashed by a 10 year old that was literally multitasking COD and an RTS AT THE SAME TIME.
OutlawGerman
You laugh... but as someone who's crested 30 recently... so much this. I can make em cry with my words... they make me rage quit and get an Xbox live ban.
Daarst
I'm 34. Since turning 30 I've gotten into the Souls games, Elden Ring, and Monster Hunter. I know I still have the reaction time, but even though ages 12-30 was playing a fuckload of shooters I've recently just lost all interest in them. Maybe if Quake or Unreal come back, or Halo returns to its roots (ie: Halo CE, 2, and 3) I'll get back into them.
unluckyandbored
And that's why I don't play competitive multiplayer games. I cannot compete with a 12 year old who has nothing better to do than git gud.
myotheralt
Git gud and shriek. Fuck those small lungs are loud.
Foxsayy
"Am I bad, or are these fuckers using cheats?"
unluckyandbored
Everyone better than you is cheating. Everyone worse is an idiot.
vegivamp
I'm 48, and I have nothing better to do. Sadly I do have more important things to do.
Robtheshaman
*cough* this is gold. Sadly the kids will eventually outplay the dads. Reflex degeneration from older age is a bitch. I've seen it and felt it during mk11. Just cant react fast enough anymore.
Revyloution
Don't know if it's me, or the tech. Fps mouse and keyboard, the youngsters are whooping me. But in VR pvp, I'm dominating.
megodk
I don't think it's even reflex degeneration. To a degree it's simply not being able to practice as much
3PiecesOfBread
In your defense, MK11 was disappointing trash
Eypisod
I feel you bro
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
It's definitely not reflex degradation. I could play CS with globals and hold my own (LEM was my max rank) but I have so little time to practice these days. I was at my peak in my mid 20s, but I could get that good again if I had the time to practice like I used to
Foxsayy
BTW what fighting game is the post talking about?
Robtheshaman
I took it as any of them and all of them. Show no mercy.