You walked up to the camera, barely keeping your boobs contained. your dress strategically placed above both nips, your corset ribbons strained. You had one eye on the castle as you bounced your boobs about. and all the guys dreamed that they'd motorboat them, they'd motorboat them and you've got boobs. You probably think we all want to see them. you've got boobs (got boobs!) you probably think we all want to see them, don't you, don't you!
Spaceboyardee
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EDoPur
Now that's my kind of heavy artillery.
MrFancyPanzer
That's a pre gunpowder age castle, it wouldn't last long against artillery.
alexstamat
Wait… what castle?
sweateryams
redsmerf
Large bore, clearly designs to take men off the battlements
ShimmerinStrider
Mmmmm artillery
spaceghoti
Heavy artillery, at that!
drousnavat
I am gonna go get a large glass of milk and check out some upcoming LARPs and Ren Faires
UglyDanTheUglyMan
Land
gorgeousninja
Boom, boom!
gablestout
cryborg
invaderjak
Look at those magumbos!
Davedavedavedavedave
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bolobass
ChickenChickenBurningBright
You walked up to the camera, barely keeping your boobs contained. your dress strategically placed above both nips, your corset ribbons strained. You had one eye on the castle as you bounced your boobs about. and all the guys dreamed that they'd motorboat them, they'd motorboat them and you've got boobs. You probably think we all want to see them. you've got boobs (got boobs!) you probably think we all want to see them, don't you, don't you!
stoots24
Thought it was Tuesday there for a second…
ShimmerinStrider
OH BTW ... https://www.instagram.com/vismaramartina/?hl=en
Championems
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elbowdeepinmacaroni
( . Y . )
gablestout
OH, ALSO BTW ...
chrisjfinlay
There it is.
onlyfourlinks
Mockingbirb
Badaboom!
timothyaolson2000
Cannons or howitzers?
SMarkt
sadurdaynight
last thing we need is kids climbing all of those.
CouldntCakeLess
gablestout
DrLOAC
She’s a hamster!

snixsys
CouldntCakeLess
WaffleProfessor2
This is a forever quote
1doberman
But Father I don’t want any of that…. I just want to…. Sing.
ActingKing42
NO! NO SINGING!
CitizenClam
Italian influencer Martina Vismara for those interested.
gablestout
well, she certainly influenced something