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Oct 6, 2020 4:57 AM
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DrSharkbite
CanThinkOfUsername
Trump seeing those chairs
magila
Go hard or go home. Set up the other 190,000 chairs.
astroarcher13
1) https://imgur.com/ipb5hDk.jpg i doubt that it affects the GOP or the two grifters in the WH...
astroarcher13
2) BUT this ...creature...https://imgur.com/MyiQrLD.jpg probably is THRILLED
Devolv3
Honestly, Trump is so far up his own ass, he probably assumes it's another event that revolves around him and his ego.
nadeboy
I'm guessing this must now be like having a 9/11 event every day, for at least the last 70 days ☹
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
We're down to a 9/11 event every 2 days. #progress
DrSchlepenstein
Seating for Trump's execution.
RedWingedBlackbirds
Not enough
Woahouch110
He got the biggest crowd ever!
themagicalliopleurodon
That press conference really set the benchmark for the Trump presidency
KoalaPommy
That is haunting
tangy88
Damnnnnnn
Marsmallowmancer
This is 1/10th of the people that have been killed by this moron.
p7hk9
And then the police shot the chairs because they felt threatened.
Slim617
Trump quotes : “ dont be afraid, dont let it affect your life, im better “ to all the people he killed
BlueLanternBraxx
That is some labor intensive pettiness, I love it.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Clint Eastwood's gonna be busy for a while
Calicoastin818
EngineerforPresident
Stealing. Thank you
CangodCreateAStoneItCannotLift
Fake news, you can't seat 10 Americans on 1 chair...
RiaWeatherwax
Well, if you cremate them and put to them in stackable urns, you can... I see myself out.
odinsleep
well that fixed not a damn thing, but got someone a lot of attention.
3blindmicestolemycar
That is fucking terrifying, not the amount of chairs but the fact your President has it and denied its existence. Congrats America.
Lastcentura
Now put a guillotine out the front
BravoBeard
Yeah it's all trump's fault reeeeee! It's not personal irresponsibility, or the govenors who's stuffed the sick into nursing homes, naw, OMB
HonestCommentFarmer
210,000
HeywouldJablowme
Now hit Trump over the head with every single fucking chair like a pro wrestler
hawyer
I've seen displays like this in my country and they accomplish absolutely nothing
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Germany had 15k chairs in front of the Reichstag a while back, one for each person in Moria. SocDems took pics for social media >>
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
>> saying how we need to help the refugees there - only to vote against getting unaccompanied children and those who need medical help >>
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
>> out of the (burnt down) shithole. Because it was an opposition's motion, and you naturally can't vote yes on those.
caroche
Exactly. Distributing 20k books, 20k masks, 20k meals, etc. That would have been useful. We care more about the pub stunts than real impact
astroarcher13
Benghazi=4 Americans dead & 4more+7 Libyans injured=OUTRAGE & ENDLESS HEARINGS. 200,000+ COVID deaths=NADA. https://imgur.com/Rp1Fhns.jpg
Madv1lla1n
#BCM
LocalZoophile
Apparently a firearm?
Madv1lla1n
News to me..
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Bring Chairs, Mom?
Vanilla3000
I look at that and i think "Damn, sucks that someone wasted their time and now they have to fold and stack and move all those chairs again."
imgurschmimgur
Fair enough, on some level. But it’s a representation of 200k deaths, does that not reach you on any level at all?
Vanilla3000
If arlington natl cemetery doesn't move you, then folding chairs will not.
Erutanmi
I actually agree. Nothing will come of this and if a reporter asks the cheetoPOTUS he will deflect or ignore. Just a waste of time.
Vanilla3000
Thank you.
imgurschmimgur
It’s removing any plausible deniability from his voters in future (it’s harder for them to say in future “I didn’t know he was that bad”)
Vanilla3000
By putting chairs out? Not really.
ratcamper
I know it's kind of horrible, but I wish they could have gotten hold of 200, 000 of them and surrounded the whole white house with them.
ensensu
I liked the taco truck plan better.
bitcheslovemacaque
Or a trebuchet
electricwizard
Better get on them blueprints
remingtn
Bereaved family members line up. You each get a chair. One hit per person. Make it count. Everyone else out of the splatter zone.
pareidoliaperson
Yeah but also more work and more contact which could undermine the message, or give republicans a sensible argument(finally).
apeshigh
As if you have to do this shit to protest a shit president, maybe democracy is next...but now you need liberty, ask the French how...
NapoleonDynOmite
They just did this with small flags
ZoidbergIsGreat
214000+ now... numbers just keep going up. And this doesn't reflect those left with permanent disabling effects from covid.
ratcamper
Don't forget the massive spike in so called unrelated illnesses.
AndAtThisPointImTooAfraidToAsk
Would there be enough space? That's a fuck-ton of chairs.
theSungamer
If we take all the space around the Washington monument we get 2.6million square feet. If we give each chair 8 square feet, which is >>
theSungamer
>>normal for venues. You get 325 000 chairs. This estimation didn't take into acound roads and paths so a little less. But I would say >>
theSungamer
>>that the area and Trump, could handle several more American deaths and it would not be a problem.
DreadPierateRoberts
Not exactly a flat area.
BBetts84
Couldn't imagine how many people that must be
astrangehop
In American.. that's 2.01 olympic swimming pools filled with dead human beings.
AndAtThisPointImTooAfraidToAsk
But how many washing machines?
leahatard
It’s a fuck ton of deaths...
aFadingMemory
Back of napkin math says they would need about 10x as much space.
SirBagels
Nah those are spaced real far. Probs only 5x as much space, way more achievable
POTUSBrown
If they stacked them ten high it would take up the same surface area.
AndAtThisPointImTooAfraidToAsk
Haha yes, thank you Mr Hawking. Is there 10x as much space within close proximity of the white House? Not with trump's fence I think.
ratcamper
Fill the streets, every bit of available space. A massive audience for the president of people no longer with us.
AndAtThisPointImTooAfraidToAsk
I agree with the sentiment but chairs would just get removed from roads and people teargassed for protesting. It's not helped so far.
GodzillaHarddiskson
How about lining Pennsylvania Ave up to the other house that's equally disgusting atm?
Freemammograms
Where does one get 20000 chairs in the first place?
FelineFatal
Surplus from potus funeral dry run.
procrastinatingagain
From all the empty schools.
JimOfTheNorth
Ayo
TinyLiehon
From the 200 000 American citizens that won't need theirs anymore :(
IIbarcodeII
Yes
Dietr1ch
Well, it's not like there's many events needing chairs right now
SwarmOfEnbees
The soup store.
guitarfourtysix
Spares from trump's Ohio rally.
AuthorityControl
There's 4 places; there's The Chair Hut that's on 3rd. There's Chairs R'Us, that's on 3rd, too. The Big Sit...on 3rd. Chairware.
FierceAndAdorable
You write a grant, and order in bulk
J0HI0
Well I know of 200000 people that don't need a chair anymore. Maybe their apartments?!
NZSheeps
The lawn opposite the White House
nonCanadianGoose
Event rental. Lots of cancelled weddings this year
Snaitf
Chris Hansen
ThoughtsAndBeers
Amazon
BklynPunisher
Overstock.com
yourgrannyma
Some people hoard tp. Some hoard chairs
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Storage bin outside trump hotel. For some reason they won't ever let the black chairs through the door
AR33
Chair district on third
Justanoldsmartass
Maybe Soros bought them...
dyschlexie
Hyper capitalism to consume 2000 chairs just to make a point
xizar
At the 20000 store. They sell everything in packs that size.
Megliosolichemalenonfa
Don't know but sure as hell couldn't find 200k
damagedchameleoncircuit
The chair store
51m0
From china
QtGeLs
Haha this is the real meat of this post.
Kakeukh
Chairtrees from the chairgarden. Bountiful harvest this year.
Thankxforthehotandsweatynightsinperu5
SLiMSiM89
Lots of events businesses in the area. Probably lots with extra chairs atm. You want 20,000 dinner plates too?! Oh boy are there plates.
Jhi85
Leos Party Rental! That's where!
370zSteve
Charities
PleasantPeasantPheasant
*Chairities
Qe5rt
You gotta go through the chairman of the board.
EifX
Rent them
rijstewafels
Wish
greenchair
They ordered them in June.
OverMyDadBody
I mean those people don't need it now, do they?
poundingCode
From the chairman
flyingmonkeystick
ActionKingTheBest
Chair factory.
bluerazzgummy
The dinner tables of families who have had a COVID-19 death
torillatavataan
Well, if 10% of US citizens have a black chair, then corpse looting is a possible answer.
thanthanthan
Crazy Clown Caterers
ComcastLover
Outside of the white house, it says it right in the title, dude.
TitoAndy
It’s a Costco 2 pack.
longwalksoffshorttangets
I like that this has more upvotes than the previous comment
LazerDaze
Freemammograms
And you can gas up the chair trucks while there.
Krampus95360
theSungamer
Wouldn't "2 Coatco packs" be correct? If it was a 2 pack you would need 10 000, no? Just trying to learn as English is not my first language
Ibitmytongue3
ZachariasWolfe
You are correct. A Costco 2-pack would be a pack of 2. The should've said 2 Costco packs (implying 10,000 per pack)
TitoAndy
Implying that a “pack” contains 10,000 chairs. They’re known for abnormally large quantities of things.
theSungamer
I know about Costco's large quantities, but since he said "a Costco 2 pack" wouldn't that mean one pack of 2 items?
DanielleHL
Yes!
Erutanmi
I’m ded from laughter, tanks.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Amazon.com
HiddenSanity
Churches back storage room.
chefChr1s
alibaba
majortool
Each person that attended his inauguration brought 100,000.
WhatzzSoup
Could be that the 200'000 dead americans didnt need theirs anymore
mck1llen
madrush
well fuck
CreateYourOwnNormality
Jina.
WGG25
in front of the white house yesterday
CallsignFatNinja
Trump rally?
Syk0tik0ne
CallsignFatNinja
Redisia
ikea
weerdo
Ikea
Eramik
The Chair Store?
Kevonium
Yeah, it’s not like they grow on chairy trees.
Krampus95360
Find 40,000 and take half.
Freemammograms
dannowhammo
I prefer the 60k pack split three ways.
mrsdowneyjr
Glorious
slaughterhouse4andahalf
They breed like rabbits
blakeatwork
Unused chairs from Trump's inauguration?
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TyrannosaurusMex
Thelrishlnquistion
GSCultist
Nah, it's fine to laugh, just remember to be angry at the cause as well.
Thelrishlnquistion
Oh I’m angry. I crossed the line from shouty swearing anger to quiet bulgy eyed trembling anger a long time ago.
kiddk00l
LigLuryJr
BasilPembroke
brusilov
Nee naw nee naw nee naw, get outta the way... that some 4th degree burns
AnniCannibal
tbomber
Nice.
MikeArclight
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
lavendergirl
SneezeinBraille
hufwungpu
Man he just left the hospital dont send him back to the burn unit
PanNonOpticon
What happened to the other 980 000?
LurkerOfDarkness
Those people haven't died yet.
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
Yet....
OxygenTheif
Plenty of event rental companies can rent out chairs, and are probably desperate right now and would rent for cheap.
Erutanmi
None in my area changed prices. You made me look it up.
ministryofpeace
ask for a cheap deal on 20,000...i'm sure they'll come to the party
Dotheyhangtoolowinthemorning
But then they won't be empty...
escalinci
Okay but you can probably get better deals at the moment haggling, please note I am not making you call anybody
Steveysaidthis
BUT I'M ALREADY CALLING THEM PLEASE TELL ME TO STOP
Nathanyel