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Pavement gets pressure washed
Sauce: https://youtu.be/gyycQWJAra4
Yamaha Surface Cleaner 15"
Sauce: https://youtu.be/vxL_b_mCs_E
Sauce: https://youtu.be/V-GldW2--Bw
Pressure Washing the Sidewalk
Sauce: https://youtu.be/bbm2Ak1s3_8
Sauce: https://youtu.be/l-zWo5I4hwk
Wooden Deck Furniture Gets Pressure Washed
Sauce: https://youtu.be/YT007X16gP4
Sauce: https://youtu.be/SLWY45rGItk
TinyGreenMenNinjaClan
This is how I got rid of chlamydia
wellthatsweird99999
This pleases me in a very orderly way
Rosencrantz11
That first one has some serious swivel head action. It looks like the jack rabbit of power washers
Tylendal
The spinny nozzle is amazing. The power of a focused stream, but the coverage of a wider nozzle. Great for big jobs.
MADFOX
As a Californian: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Aterry72
I never thought my parents house and driveway were dirty... Until we pressure washed them
FluffonStuff
There should be a tag - NSFM. Not safe for mobile
QuiXiuQ
Power washing is a great instant gratification!
yacomeinhehah
True Story: When I was younger (3-10 or so) I consistently asked for a pressure washer when asked what I wanted for a present. (1/2)
yacomeinhehah
It wasn't until I was already out of the house that my parents finally got one. They ended up buying 2 because they liked it so much. (2/2)
unelunebleu
The Californians cried when they saw this post. but they couldn't really because that would be wasting water.
jsd3306
NannerPudding
Slower, you slut.
nthomas7883
I just came.
CMillz
I'm curious as to which phones hates gifs? Never had any problem on mine. Enlighten me.
Idontunderstandreddit
I believe it's people not using the app
CMillz
Oooh.. Makes sense now. Cheers.
DeepSpaceNiners
Living through the California drought....*twitch*
ieatdapsy
I do this for a living if anyone wants pictures and what not
reborn579
Slower you whore
TheSolitaryCyclist
xWonko
well... i'm not sure what to say in response to that...
daddydamage
California does not approve of this.
YouCantBeTheStigBecauseIAmTheStig
As a Californian, can this be done with air?
pixarpizza
No. Because if air washed things, no washing would ever be needed/
Freudberg
as a person living in the vacuum of space, can this be done with nothing?
ThatsPermanent
Maybe with millions of little black balls.
brawlking
I'm still confused as to why people keep saying "Sorry mobile users". I see nothing wrong here.
Itsmebc
where do you get such a powerful pressure washer?
RoryBory
I need to upgrade. My power washer doesn't have shit on any of these.
OhCaptionMyCaption
Sauce below each image. Most give the name of the equipment they use.
YesWonderfulThings
I got mine at Costco and it's wonderful.
NellyFurtaco
I have absolutely no need or reason to own a power washer, but now I feel like I might die if I don't get one right now.
VAiaS
pixarpizza
You got me. It was glorious.
Besty007
YOU. FUCK YOU.
BusinessOfCatsnakes
Come on, at least tag your porn
CaulderCaulderBoBaudlerBananaFanaFoFaulder
http://imgur.com/aapCY05
BurtMacklinYouSOB
http://imgur.com/IEibAJg
Estesark
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
SHARKEATINGACHEEZBURGER
TIL I have a pressure washer fetish
inkgrrl
OMG me too!
QuadrilateralEnix
consider it tagged http://imgur.com/r/powerwashingporn (yes, of course it's a thing)
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
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cuzitsthere
R/ofcourseitsasubreddit
QuadrilateralEnix
*https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
I wish I could download that entire subreddit
TheNerd484
Most satisfying set of gifs yet.
TheChandrian
There is no household chore more immediately satisfying than power washing.
officerjt
I need a pressure washer in my life.
JoannaLovebody
Such a relief, right? Loved it!
hetnkik
I want to power wash my fucking life.
Jusmar
That's probably one of the most depressing things I've heard all day. And I've been watching It's Always Sunny.
anonomoustache
You misspelled wife.
yanari
;_;
MonsieuRoberts
*gratuitous applause*
DrBee
I'd rather just power wash my social life. HEYOOO
therealeeyore
wife???
giitsok
This. This I can relate to.
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
It would make bathing my children easier. Plus I wouldn't have to touch them anymore...
lookatthepicnothere
The Judge has already said you're not supposed to touch them anymore.
Tamaska
Ever again
TonyTheSandwich
Some steel wool, bleach and you're golden.
aintnothing
Considering they probably wouldn't be able to feel anything after, except maybe pain, that's probably a good thing.
FlatulentFerret
Gotta prepare them for adulthood.
Puppydonk
We did this after using a power washing to clean the siding of our building. At medium range, it's fun, and pushes you, close range it cuts
Somanypinkelephants
Both their lack of skin, AND the judge will make sure of that.
AwkwardComment
You're more worthy of my username than I am
DefinitelyNotALizardInPeopleClothes
Brilliant idea!
Wordgirl
Especially cleaning a baby after a dirty diaper.
OhCaptionMyCaption
It'll remove all that pesky skin, too. Then, NO MORE SUNBURN!
LeCacty
Spooky scary skeletons...
drowZebra
Once, as a kid, i touched the stream of power washer. Needless to say, that finger was sorely fucked for a couple weeks.
ZachWinstead
Pictures?!?
MOTHERFUCKINGRAPTORJESUS
Uncle Pete still will tho
iamsounoriginal
or feed them...
RodanMurkharr
I could bathe your children for you. And touch them as well.
gtaomg
Bro pls
Eviluigi
Yo what
Cal1te
uwotm8
myr14d
I'm pretty sure that would kill any kid young enough to require adult assistance to bathe.
Tamaska
Thejoke-----You---->.gif
TurdsOfWisdom
Boy you sure can take a joke.
myr14d
Enh. sometimes the deliberate obtuseness schtick works, sometimes it doesn't.
BeeeardedMan
My sweet summer child.
pastaholic74
As a Californian, yes. Yes, I would like some water.
JettIndustries
As a Californian, this is like porn to me right now.
Cal1te
dragonborn4life
Power washing in sandals is how my brother got a hole in his foot. Just saying.
haneurysm
I came here to say this. I know someone that had to have emergency surgery because he pressure washed in flip flops
PrincessAmalthea
Fuck. Ouch.
dillabetes
That was my first thought when I saw #1 I've seen those tear people's skin off and people just wear open toed shoes while doing it.
captainhappy
I shot my own hand with my own bow and arrow once...not my brightest hour....
Gabriasdiamondsplinter
How do you even manage that?
captainhappy
I shot it, the first half shot out, but the back half went directly through the web of my hand to my knuckle. Always check your arrows (2/2)
captainhappy
Arrow was cracked, I had put it aside beforehand, but while tidying up a roomate set it next to the rest of my gear again, next time (1/2)
TylerRinde
As a Californian, I'm offended by all this water use.
pixarpizza
You guys already GOT rain. How about giving it a rest, California.
IratetheD
where most of the state is still in severe drought. if you like food then you should be concerned since we grow a lot of it
beartato
Yeah, I just feel like most of these are a huge waste of water.
SadPaisley
They probably cause cancer.
Fluffybearboots
Yeah come on California doesn't want to see this
hihihihihihihihihiihiihellohihihihihihi
It's ok, Godzilla is coming
BurtMacklinYouSOB
enjoy your "seasons"
UpVoteAllDogs
I just get mad every time I read "as a Californian"
IratetheD
as a california im mad now
joderme
Go play with your shade balls.
missveeasaurus213
Halp! We're thirsty.
kagebeastx
Well apparently you mofos don't wash your cars
MelonScoop
Pressure washers actually use very little water. The ones used in the gif ar3 probably only 2-5 GPM, depending on the model.
ZacMuerte
I was just about to complain about all the stuff I want to clean, but new restrictions mean I need fancy equipment so I don't waste water.
Lionskull
lives in desert, complains about lack of water.
IratetheD
that is only LA
IratetheD
i agree if you have water to waste then give it to CA
gratsy
As a Californian who just moved to Minnesota, ha ha.
TheSheeple
As an American, I'm offended that you used the entire nation's wildfire fighting budget cause you can't keep your state from igniting.
IratetheD
uhh its not our fault its on fire! you think we want it on fire? also a lot of other western states are on fire too
Momof2needsabreak
Waaaaatttteeeer
IratetheD
which like is this? it makes me sad
Momof2needsabreak
Oroville, but pretty much every lake out there too.
IratetheD
i meant lake im a dork :P i knew it looked familiar i dont live that far away from there. are you from the northern ca area
Momof2needsabreak
Yup
Sauroctonus
Hey, with all that extra land, some of us COLD people could have some room in the warm, too!
ZacMuerte
as a californian: JFC, I thought that was the golden gate for a second (only a second) and was really scared. as I should be...
ZacMuerte
one of the local reservoirs has a giant drainage hole so if the water gets too high it just drains. it used to be used every other year
ZacMuerte
the hole is now a good 2 ft above the water line. it's kinda bad.
Momof2needsabreak
Yeah, thats Lake Oroville. As another Californian that lives on the delta- Stop the Tunnels!
Landwarrior525
As some who live in Texas.
unikg2
Yeah Texas, shhhhhh
IratetheD
no one like you texas
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Don't CA golf courses use 78 Billion gallons of water per year? RISE UP - SHRED THE COURSES!
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omgshutup
Let's do it.
ZacMuerte
If they're watering their grass, they're paying massive fines, so only the nicest courses are keeping their natural grass watered well