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Nap time
Nov 29, 2017 3:00 AM
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EatTacos
Calvin-ball
thisisjunk
Of course it's naptime. Seventh Inning Stretch, Ninth Inning Nap.
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
And i bet fans argue about who's the best napper
GdSvThQn
I don't think anyone would disagree that the Padres are the best at sleeping on the field.
WickedPixies
Don't you want someone who does watch baseball to explain this?
virgil592
Well the thing is, we know.
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
Lightning alert
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
Yeah not even sport-related
HelloToe
epsilonmonkey
It is crawl inning which means the entire inning has to played laying down on the ground.
EitherImRightOrYoureWrong
They are all high on lsd. The grass is whispering to them and their cleats make the dirt hurt.
somethingdark
plugincitizen
I miss Lost. :(
Alavar
Wasn't there a pitcher who threw a no hitter while on LSD? Lol
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Indeed!
desdeqado
Doc Ellis, 1970
irishgangsta54
Wasnt this from a massively close lightning strike?
HelloToe
MustBeThatDutchDude
7th inning stretch
maleboks
sniper fire
smileunicornsloveyou
The ball rolled under the couch.
Potus45
These protests are getting out of hand.
MaihDood
NOPE!
beaubrent
America is always full of mass shootings, they are just doing that in case it happens there.
willipik
They’re doing push-ups
KyleButNotThatKyle
There was a swarm of bees. Serious. https://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/bees-rockies-padres-spring-training-swarm-opening-day-033017
pyramania
7th-Inning Rest
Pphunk77
This is actually a separate sport also sponsored by MLB, similar to both cricket and baseball. Plankball
couchsmellslikeskunk
Laying down for injustice. Your move NFL
GdSvThQn
It's actually a popular joke in the MLB to have anthem standoffs, it's amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5CzYSI_hdE
GdSvThQn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCPcvc_WK0
idontliketheclonebone
Nographer
Burying yourself up to the shoulders in tubs of wet sand
ElongatedMuskrat
Next, key and peele doing a NFL protest skit where players dig a hole and get in it.
nigglemaster
Just like the Astros in the 7th game.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Miss that show :(
nefariousRake
Last man to stand up gets to fuck the couches daughter.
Beaubeau15
BEES!!! it's the damn BEES!!!! Everyone hit the deck!
alfmeister6227
Their manager told them to go flat out to make sure they win the game.
moonshadow23
someone who watches base ball, please explain this picture
YourUnderpantsIsCripsy
When Arnold speaks you listen https://i.pinimg.com/564x/47/95/38/4795386f38b5d384544ac95acc5cedad--arnold-meme-planner-stickers.jpg
sarahsaurroar
One of the players lost a contact lens?
ThunderGoose404
A work competition.
robrudewastaken
There were bees on the field. Laying close to the ground lowers the risk of getting stung.
CoolioStallone
https://deadspin.com/everybody-hits-the-deck-as-bees-swarm-spring-training-g-1793874848
uziTerror
HelloToe
stormtrooper412
yeah i think i remember that
Baeloro
I legit thought you were trolling... Wow...
mikeyMN
Oh my god he wasn't kidding. Hahahahah. The truth is even better than jokes sometimes.
Baeloro
My guess would have been someone trying to hijack the stadium...
Shananaa
Diplocrap
I seriously thought this was a joke when I upvoted it. I'd give you two if I could.
HelloToe
KobayashiPorcelain
I don't watch baseball and this was gonna be my guess. Has happened in golf tournaments a few times.
SmokingGandalf
I remember this story
CharliMcFarli
Really? Never heard a fellow Beekeeper suggest this...
EZ0422
Sauce? I’d love to read about this
Lykasmitts
can look up hornet drill/ arty drill. in Basic Military Training, the moment the SGTs shouted "Arty! Arty! Arty!" everyone down 1/2
Lykasmitts
prone on ground with hands covering back of neck.
CyBercrook
I never once heard them shout arty, they just threw mortar sims into the sky.
Lykasmitts
different practices I guess, Singaporean Armed Forces I referenced. (funnily enough, I was conscripted into the Air Force)
yourbassist
It's a frequent occurrence in Arizona during spring training.
TylerWarranty
Fuckin' bees everywhere can't throw shit away goddamnit. Bees
almostlucy
Happened at an Angels game I was at. PA guy started playing "run for cover" and "flight of the bumblebee." Took about 15 minutes to resume.
Lobuttomize
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/03/massive-swarm-of-bees-padres-padres-spring-training
ThanosWasNotWrong
Thank you
EZ0422
You’re awesome
CigaretteMan
Alright, now can someone who does watch baseball explain this picture to me, please?
bogus1983
Nap time.
xMeghatron
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19041793/colorado-rockies-san-diego-padres-players-hit-deck-bees
PagingDrLoggins
I ... i was not expecting this to be real
inverseCosinePadawanmeme
They are looking for a lost contact.
FauxTales
The floor is home run
spypengen
They are all high on lsd. The grass is whispering to them and their cleats make the dirt hurt.
uziTerror
SgtMcBadger
earthquake
virgil592
Bees on the field
Mentok
How does a team get to release the bees? How do the bees know which team to go after?
PerusinThrough
Dewey knows more about it than I do.
CigaretteMan
Really? How do that many bees get attracted to the field?
virgil592
Open Field, lots of room, right time of year =