Texas Roadhouse just delivered this. I didn't order anything.

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22

98

bringeth thy ruckus

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2

45

Some of my favorite comics from A Softer World

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6

2050

I think we both know the answer

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8

186

Trapped in the dessert (Perry Bible Fellowship)

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5

928

Toothpaste For Dinner

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9

448

Columbus Crew announced their new logo.

4

5

262

I get asked at least once a week

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9

97

MRW I get a new outfit

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4

303

Post some music!

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24

512

Apparently FTIF (First Thing I Favorited) is a new thing? Here's mine

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8

50

Came home from work today to find this where my bike used to be.

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39

125

This is Twinkie. She's a fuzzy little wrecking ball.

12

4

10

My friend's Netflix isn't very good at recommending movies.

10

12

138

Just spent the last 30 minutes trying to program a Russian man's Russian GPS because I couldn't find a way to explain to him that the hotel he was looking for was 4 buildings down.

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330

They're stuff

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5

22

You're a stupid button and nobody even likes you and you'll never amount to anything.

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10

89

The only arm wrestling/truck driving/child custody battle movie worth its salt.

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5

116

So, they are opening an MMA-themed club/bar in my town... that's happening.

5

4

49

half derp/full derp

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1

7

MRW somebody gets butthurt about a comment I made and downvotes ALL my comments from the last 3 months

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6

1793

I don't care if it's a repost, it still makes me smile

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5

54

Best pallindrome ever

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13

37

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10

27

Sometimes when I get out of the shower. Okay. Every time.

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