Win 12 more races to unlock this car!
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One of my favorite artists (Jon Gomm) just posted this to Facebook. If you haven't heard the mans music, you should check it out.
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Math? What's that?
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Dad's Coworker's Daughter made a Valentine's Day fish.
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To my fellow guitarists: my trusty capo of 7 years has broken on me. I figured the best way to honor it is with this really nice picture.
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D'Addario Dump
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We've been wondering where our mail went.
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When approaching oncoming traffic, reduce highbeams to low.
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MRW my carb-free friend decides to get a Big Mac.
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WHAT KIND OF FRESH HELL IS THIS!?
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Blue skidoo we CAAANNNNNN DOOOOOOOO.
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Whether you're a Goodyear or whether you're a Bridgestone you're stayin aligned, stayin aligned. Maybe on a Chrysler but maybe it's a Chevy, you're stayin aligned, stayin aligned.
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Forgive the super potato quality.
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Hour and Four Minute ad before a 4 minute song.
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Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor.
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Trailecaster
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MRW I realize that it isn't milk a person is drinking with their pizza at a buffet, but RANCH DRESSING IN A GLASS.
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Going through old files at work. Look who's number I just found.
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We saved this little guy from going to the pound at 6 years old: meet Ganzi.
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*shudders*
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Great Fucking Game, #BBN
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Being high and talking to the whole family at once...
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Did. Did I do good with my p-value?
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Midterms.
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Heard this one from a fiddle player the other day.
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This is why I started following Burger King on Twitter.
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I'm going to get so much flak for this one.
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Neil Tyson has this fake sincerity complex going too.
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And now for a live look at Lexington.
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Nero: King of Neckbeards.
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I know y'all want to see the creepy new Happy Meal boxes.
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This Verizon advertisement has an Android answer screen, on an outgoing call, on a Windows phone.
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I never noticed this Slim Shady reference the Joker makes in the Dark Night.
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I'm gonna miss this face.
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Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
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I didn't realize Tyrone was working for Apple now.
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The past 48 hours in the NCAA championship.
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I'm real tired of your shit, Big Boy.
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You guys. Look when my next dentist appointment is. Get it? Tooth Hurty? hah.
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How I Learned I'm Mike Wazowski. Alternatively: Screw The Bassist.
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This is me with a final in 11 hours.
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HEY GUESS WHAT!?
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My local Target really knows their target audience.
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MRW I have a 104 and haven't studied at all, but the class average is a 74.
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I can't even describe this.
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Terms and conditions apply
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Rusted bulb rod? $0. Driveway reflector from Walmart? $2. Avoiding a late night plumbing catastrophe? Priceless
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My friend is secretly Canadian.
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For anybody needing some inspiration tonight.
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It's not just good, it's
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All You Need Is Love... and Pesticides.
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Did you know that Kentucky has 120 counties?
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Don't worry guys. I found it.
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A bombshell dropped on me by a salesman today.
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My buddy's old speaker system blew last night, he said no worries and rigged this fire-hazard together with spare parts he had around.
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Pearls Before Swine has some real gold.
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I for one am completely okay with these extremely straightforward signs.
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