Sakoray

47721 pts ยท February 5, 2016


hey there. If youre readjng this I'm actually really shocked but also thank you! im painfully aware im not very funny and will most likely never make FP material but thats okay. so a bit about me... hmm I creat fashion designs in my free time (if you're interested in seeing them please ask). Anyways, that enough about me... enjoy your browsing. https://i.imgur.com/2Nroj9y.jpg

So far its the most boring thing I think I have ever read.

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posting my title a give.

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winning the lottery would be super sweet right now..

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I'd end up sitting on my ass all day looking at dank memes.

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how I feel when I'm spending the night at my boyfriends and all his roommates are indulging in some blow and I'm a recovering addict. ..

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single and ready to not mingle because college and shit.

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Beyond tired

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saw this today and it's pretty damn accurate. .

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I'm so excited and nervous I can't sleep!!!!

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it's decision making time.

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This really sucks

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I'm a Murderer. ...

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what an exciting Friday night

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I'll just keep nodding and smiling and pretend I get it.

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Had this made for my boyfriend

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just a little update for those who encouraged me on my other post a while back

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MRW i find maggots in our garbage..

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if you have suggestions I would appreciate it.

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MRW it's 2:30 am and I can't sleep but need to be up early for work

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MRW people don't get the reference and think I'm some dude who fucked a guys girlfriend

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MRW I remember that orange is the new black is starting again soon !

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I need your brilliant minds imgur!

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4 hours of work put into this so far.. almost done

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pfft. double standards much?

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MRW someone actually tells me I'm funny

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heard you guys like garlic bread. take a break from political and racial posts for a bit and upvote garlic bread.

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MRW someone tries to rip off my post and even the title is the same

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MRW i was feeling really motivated then some shitty relationship stuff happens and the depression kicked in..

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guys I messed up!

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title a give your post

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I'm gonna keep this going.

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way to make things complicated

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MRW i meet my boyfriends friend and he says "good job, I'd totally fuck her"

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feels nice to be clean

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man ... clickbait needs to step up their game or something. . .

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I'm ready for backlash

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appreciate my puns damn it!

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It's even better when you didn't do an assignment the night before.

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No.

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I know a few people who could use these

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I'm not saying it doesn't but..

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just a very small zelda dump.

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it's about damn time

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sorry for the selfie guys..

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MRW when I'm on my way to work and see a cat on the side of the road slowly dying

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mom my girlfriend is spending the night.. I mean girl.. who's a friend.

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I'm probably a bad person..

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I'm really bored at work so I decided to write some inspirational shit for the next girl who comes into work.

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when you've given up hope

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I was practicing for my eternal single life.

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MRW a spider drops from out of nowhere and lands on me

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angry rant. . sorry guys.

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I refuse to be held down by this.

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excuse me while I go jump out of a window

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sorry guy

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