So far its the most boring thing I think I have ever read.
posting my title a give.
winning the lottery would be super sweet right now..
I'd end up sitting on my ass all day looking at dank memes.
how I feel when I'm spending the night at my boyfriends and all his roommates are indulging in some blow and I'm a recovering addict. ..
single and ready to not mingle because college and shit.
Beyond tired
saw this today and it's pretty damn accurate. .
I'm so excited and nervous I can't sleep!!!!
it's decision making time.
This really sucks
I'm a Murderer. ...
what an exciting Friday night
I'll just keep nodding and smiling and pretend I get it.
Had this made for my boyfriend
just a little update for those who encouraged me on my other post a while back
MRW i find maggots in our garbage..
if you have suggestions I would appreciate it.
MRW it's 2:30 am and I can't sleep but need to be up early for work
MRW people don't get the reference and think I'm some dude who fucked a guys girlfriend
MRW I remember that orange is the new black is starting again soon !
I need your brilliant minds imgur!
4 hours of work put into this so far.. almost done
pfft. double standards much?
MRW someone actually tells me I'm funny
heard you guys like garlic bread. take a break from political and racial posts for a bit and upvote garlic bread.
MRW someone tries to rip off my post and even the title is the same
MRW i was feeling really motivated then some shitty relationship stuff happens and the depression kicked in..
guys I messed up!
title a give your post
I'm gonna keep this going.
way to make things complicated
MRW i meet my boyfriends friend and he says "good job, I'd totally fuck her"
feels nice to be clean
man ... clickbait needs to step up their game or something. . .
I'm ready for backlash
appreciate my puns damn it!
It's even better when you didn't do an assignment the night before.
No.
I know a few people who could use these
I'm not saying it doesn't but..
just a very small zelda dump.
it's about damn time
sorry for the selfie guys..
MRW when I'm on my way to work and see a cat on the side of the road slowly dying
mom my girlfriend is spending the night.. I mean girl.. who's a friend.
I'm probably a bad person..
I'm really bored at work so I decided to write some inspirational shit for the next girl who comes into work.
when you've given up hope
I was practicing for my eternal single life.
MRW a spider drops from out of nowhere and lands on me
angry rant. . sorry guys.
I refuse to be held down by this.
excuse me while I go jump out of a window
sorry guy