ProbablyCrazier

159762 pts · February 28, 2013

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice My thoughts are my own, or possibly alien mind control. This isnt a dating profile, so I dont know why youre reading it. I like lists, so heres a list about me: -Canadian -Ginger -I was on High Q as a teen -Voracious reader -I was on Geek Squad -Fairly good head start on becoming a cyborg with the metal plates Ive acquired in my body over the last few years. -Accident prone (see above) -Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (well technically leap down, not over, and not without injury; see previous two points) -I used to be pretty (see previous three points) Thanks for playing along, Im an ass, if I make a rude comment, remember I dont mean it and Im just trying to get a rise out of you.