I need to put signs now on every porta potty I see...
wish me luck guys! I'm from America and we are known to choke on these eggs of awesomeness..
They do exist!
I want my money back :(
someone wants a fortune cookie
Kinder Egg Surprise
I thought this was a "Walk Into a Bar" Joke till I read the whole thing..
this hospital room ...it's got a nice rack!!
brick is my hero
I love you too watermelon!
sis made a strom-boner
went by my grandmother's house and hit the jackpot...was expecting sewing supplies..found cookies!!!
Oh Romeo..oh Romeo...take me....out for a Crave Case...
Mommmm!! I want some ice nope!!
All Reds!!?? I am so friggin happy this glorious Friday afternoon!!!
I know this has been up before but it has really been helping me quiet down the confusion in my head...
My favorite pic of my dog a few years ago in his first snowfall
no boobs..buy I'll show you my balls
can't figure out if I should order food from this place or call the police
TIL I can game and make toast at the same time!
Sorry for the poop :(
a bit full of ourselves this morning aren't we?
my meatball trifecta
Just needs a monocle..
Sweet nothings...
this came across my feed today and wanted to share it..
Seriously thought I was getting laid off this morning..
oy vey!
Luckily I'm more of a dog person
I never take pictures of my food..but I wanna make love to this burger...
this is my life now I guess. .
thank you imgur peeps..for getting me through some tough times this year...
My generic Corn Flakes box is a little dramatic about it's bar code
Perfect to complete your derpy vampire costume
awesomeness in a hospital gift shop
obviously...
she hates me so much right now
Perfect phone number!
I think my dad has a second job designing greeting cards
It's a crap shoot
I think I've seen this here before but this always gave me a chuckle
browsing Amazon when...
I got a promotion!! . .they moved me to a new office....oh shit....
got to dogsit this cutie today
this little guy just popped up on my newsfeed..
It's all about the marketing
My first attempt at a freshly ground sirloin stuffed blue cheese burger....
For Scale
ever since being on Imgur..I can't look at anything normal-like anymore :'(
My first Confession Bear...
Pass the cheetos please..
bleached my pants by mistake and made a weird face...
Saw this driving into work this morning... About sums up my attitude for today
Minimum security, maximum confusion
can someone help me untangle this real quick?
they were supposed to be guitar cookies...
P is for Pottymouth