The screaming sun was missing depth...
That's the kind of day it's going to be, huh?
We know, we know. You give a shit.
ring ring ring
Honey, could you please pass me the good tape please?
hey guys...
GF and I are both sick (vomiting and diarrhea) but she has to be in Indiana with coworkers and power through.
Shitpost de Meow
My best joke from Oscar night
My one boss that i like is leaving. i bought him a cake.
my thoughts after seeing Suicide Squad
Went to a BBQ and was gifted with the best coozy in the world
The helicopter pilot confirmed that this was in fact a Goddam
Redbox review
Good morning, imgur
it's snowing. better get your boots on.
Redbox reviews
TWD
New tattoo. Hurt like a bitch, but the end result was worth it
Next-level dad joke
Oh, it's snowing you say?
Wonder joke
Hats off to this dude in the background
I went snowboarding today!
oh, hey. mind if i nap here? you're not doing anything important
Home alone
GF's niece was giving the dog a bath. She did not look happy about it
From now on, I'm going to insert movie reviews into the Redbox boxes
Friend's GF is a teacher in a predominantly black area. She sent him this picture of a student's test
Dying Easter eggs, this was the first thing I thought to do
Jefferson Memorial, Washington D.C.
Gotta carbo-load for the hangover 5k
That must be Nigel with the brie!Title
Had to make this after a conversation at the bar last night
Apparently it's my cake day, so here's a picture of my cat browsing with me
I saw a protester in front of an abortion clinic today. This is how I imagine his morning started
I'm going to be out of town the night of my HS reunion. Here's what I say to that.
My dad urged me not to post this anywhere.
GF got me a very appropriate shirt for my birthday. The cat is obviously happy to be a part of this moment
Redbox review of Let's Be Cops: Just don't bother.
Redbox review: Robocop.
My friend sent me a picture from work of the "Racist-ass tape" that was on a package.
Went for a little bike ride at Sandy Hook. Fun fact: That's the country's oldest lighthouse.
Bonus review: If you wanted to see Tom Cruise's face get melted, you picked a winner
Tattoos-day/Cakeday. Now give me my imaginary points
Go home tree, you're drunk.
GF was *that girl* while Alice in Chains was playing.
I was finally able to get a picture of this guy. Every now and again I see this and I can never get my camera out fast enough.
...And that's how I spent my morning.
My fat cat got sleepy while surfing the web
Apparently you can get really realistic crack at this rock gym
Don't be pushy, cookie.
Went fishing with my dad over the weekend. Taste my wake!
Evil gnome wants your blood
My favorite thing about skydiving was that the harness really enhanced my package. God delivered it, I signed for it.
Saw this on my friend's FB, felt I should share
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