Thanks for the arm Iron Man
Ok what do I do again?
The Cake is not a lie. I made it in a pressure Cooker.
Pretty sure that this is Red skull's pet.
Tasteful pictures with Obi Wan
My kids said thanks dad for the video game.
What's worse than a warm toilet seat? One with piss on it.
Holy bat winged bat chair Batman!!
Morgan Baggins
What should I do with this gift of 9lb of Mustard?
The cheese to Taco ratio is a little bit off
What you can do with all your Internet points.
Loader manned by a baby
Wife just caught me looking at this on my laptop.
What is popping?
Carpal tunnel
Pick your favorite Dr Who girl
Upvote for Android downvote for Apple. that's how much I love my Note4
Some say YOLO... But I say ROLO
Just a few of the worst things for sale.
Can you see the hate in his eyes?
What Dr Who episode is this?
With that kind of deal why not just fill up your buggy.
Batman what?
When I try to impress my lady.
What pokemon is that?
Thanks Google+
Name that game.
How I feel when I have to go to work on Monday.
I was told you can't mess up smoking chicken . Well they were wrong.
At least find a better spot for the fill cap.
Had a competition with the wife at Taco cabana to see who could make the best foil sculpture. Who won?
That was knot the way I left them. Ok I'll let myself out.
MRW I put the kids to bed.
Underworld gots nothing on her.
Just books.. nope..
The power is yours
You're racist not I
Fo snow..
Found my kids watching a movie. thought it was in 3D. Then I realized it was a VHS.
Did I miss this far cry4 mission?
MRW I'm being tailgated and I'm going 10 over the speed limt.
Draw me like one of your french girls.
Total rubish
Why you gotta lock up the brothers.
What really happened for 26 years.
Single mom with a infant pays $1000 a month for this converted grange.
Name that gun. 50 points to the first one who gets it.
Peter rabbit's last words before he went to carrots and animus
MRW I try to get a promotion at work.
New type of lube here we come...
Why can't I lose weight. Oh wait that's why...
Next time I'm checking the box before I buy them.
My wife always gets mad when I leave my hare in the sink.
Spanish class taught me well
Why is this one locked up.
Good Ole chili mac and cheese