Figured this would be appreciated here

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SSSSSSSlower you ssssssssslut!

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Hnnnnng

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Slooooooooow syrup pour

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I was a passenger on one of the first voyages of the Carnival Vista awhile back. Yes, I was showering when I saw the sign, immediately thought of you weirdos, forgot to post until now.

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Is it slow enough now?

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I know what you filth animals want

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I know this is what you want, you glorious morons.

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Will internet explorer know?

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Turd herding (now with tractor sounds)

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That new elevator smell

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Slowerrrr

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Slower…

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I heard yall like this sort of thing

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Did it as slow as I could

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I think we all needed this today....

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Is this what you heathens want?

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Late Hobby Day post (stay to the end, its worth it, 14 pics)

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Slow as I could

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This is what you want!

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You know you want it

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You know you love it...

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I heard you guys like it slow.

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Built my first PC, but I know what you really want.

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You guys like this stuff ?

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Is this what you’re here for...

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Secret Santa delivered or something.... It’s awesome!

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740

So you wanted it slower?

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19983

May I offer a film pull in these trying times?

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Slower.... YOU WHORE!!!

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When you leaf your car under a tree for a few days and its Autumn

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Slowed down the explosion part as requested

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Is this what you all want?

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13158

Industrial smoker cleaning

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50755

For all you plastic peeling slots out there

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10525

Thought you guys would like the fit of my 3d printed yeti extension.

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Pressure washing a 50 year old driveway

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Blue zephyr

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Is this what you want?

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62815

First time stripper. Go easy on me.

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Is this a worthy submission for my first post?

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Got a new microwave at work. Thought I'd share the bliss for everyone stuck at home and needing release.

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New Stove

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Your mom's a hoe

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Husband: “how many points you think this will get?”

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New gaming laptop!

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Is this what you want?

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Uhhhhhh

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for your pleasure

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Slower you slut

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Tiling Gift to Imgur w/Sound

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Not Slow Enough I'm Sure

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Is this what you want Imgur?

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23857

Is this what you want?

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Faster you reputable woman.

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3365

Slower right?

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Stare into the abyss

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Job satisfaction must be high here.

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I'm getting better at this I can feel it.

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Won’t someone tell me: “Slower, you slut.”

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