My reaction when I try to enter a website and it asks if I am 18 or older
11
16
3596
MRW reading the news
14
6
1926
MRW I run into an all old friend & he tries to introduce me to his kid...
834
41
200887
MRW my colleague suggests that two whole rotisserie chickens may not be considered a light lunch...
63
9
121917
MRW my wife says she cannot wait to see what I have planned for our anniversary tomorrow...
41
10
8476
MRW I realise that once again I was the architect of my own downfall...
43
11
10458
One of the many reasons I'm going to hell
11
8
622
t-tall... women... i-in high h-heels...
29
11
21992
Me_irl: Let there be cash!
38
11
1276
When my boss asks me a random question in a staff meeting;
36
12
10877
When I am offered a job in a new department that actually does 4-10 hour weeks…
32
4
21871
When the wife is cranky.....
17
1
5588
MRW my boss asks who wants to be outside all day
389
89
139291
MRW I see Trumpers trying to get people to accept Trump wearing diapers
18
9
4124
Mrw I get the "imgur is overcapacity" message and can't downvote shitposts
34
6
39898
When my straight homie says the guest bed is cold and asks if can he just sleep in mine.
56
17
7013
MRW the boss asks “anyone want to go home”
11
2
14672
MRW I pretend to be sick to avoid going to in-laws
87
9
35173
MRW my sis-in-law brings her cup size yorkie over
15
1
5624
When I find a lost puppy…
36
6
4148
MRW the manager says I can be rude to customers
90
18
5161
When the new hire asks me what it’s like working in our company:
12
1
171511
MRW the boss tells the new hires "We are one big happy family"
67
20
6507
When I get home and wife made steaks and potatoes
62
15
565617
MRW managers show up during peak hours
75
12
8512
MRW I’m Coming home to take a dump
767
87
31550
Leaving work like:
1
0
1376
MRW I realize I'm at the wild sword-swinging and screaming stage
1298
109
27462
MRW my family asks the reason I’m happy (my wife)
41
17
6454
When I suggest we work 4/10s instead of 5/8s
7
6
6247
Controlling my rage with food at work........
3
4
1813
MRW my coworker gets a write up for something I do all the time!
32
8
24444
MRW I run into an ex at work and they ask if I miss them:
26
6
5260
MRW my coworker comes to take over…
17
4
2680
Me asking my dog what’s wrong with with my wife ….
22
5
3812
Manager: show them the ropes and what you do. ME:
17
4
19214
When I call in “sick” to work
913
176
363669
MRW I accidentally dirty up the kitchen after wife cleaned.
14
8
2552
When the customer says “you’ve just lost me as a customer “!
60
11
13663
Getting ready for graves like :
16
2
7558
When coworkers say "we should all go out for drinks after work on Cinco de Mayo"
1663
263
1344274
When my sis-in-law says it’s ok for her to flirt but not her husband as that’s “cheating”
33
18
10341
Shifts reaction when all management is off ….
2
0
3555
MRW my nephew catches me watching Horror movies without my wife...
622
30
492184
When me and the wife agreed not to have any kids and are on our way to get the keys to our new home’
899
110
809026
MRW I only have one day off and Wife agrees to babysit........
13
8
3425
MRW my sister (haven’t spoken in 12 years) calls out of the blue to tell me she needs alone time with her new man and needs me to babysit
1384
238
482845
When a kids bday party gets cancelled due to parents fighting (their divorced)
12
3
30185
MRW my wife asks do you think I’m stupid? ( should I have smartass response or answer truthfully)
1
3
4476
MRW my nephew tells the family he is moving to Thailand
86
27
18331
MRW when least favorite manager suggests we all work 4-10 hour shifts giving us 3 days off
1392
228
680283
MRW work has new policy when I come back from vacation
40
7
15122
MFW my wife cancelled our 700+ miles road trip to her parents after considering she maybe has to start studying well in advance of an important test.
1409
188
570151
Me on RHM and THT
15
7
72160
MRW my boss tells the new hire “your coworkers are a solid team”
5
2
4760
MRW my nephew tells his mom I gave him ice cream when she said no:
29
9
372917
Me thoroughly enjoying my Sour Patch Kids
41
9
66485
Walking back into the bar to join friends an hour after they sent me home blacked out in an Uber
1443
105
560750
MRW I’m asked to rifle through thousands of favorites without a sort-by-date function.
7
5
76257
Me watching work drama unfold on my day off
28
4
11108
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