Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve!

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Fixed.

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My grade school teachers warned me this would happen.

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Soooo my snake just laid a clutch of eggs out of the blue... She hasn't been around a male python in 3 plus years and they are fertile eggs...

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Mutha Freakin Secret Santa!

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#TeamZombie just acquired another celebrity. Good luck to TeamHuman with a maniac zombie like this on the loose.

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This man was nominated for an Academy Award...

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GARY BUSEY

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Well crap...

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Every winter when I get my jeans out

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Me and my roommates when attractive new neighbors move in.

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awww how cute!.....wait...noo.....NOOOOOOO

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MRW I finally find my pants after frantically searching the floor the morning after a drunken one night stand

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Nothing to see here.....were just two mops.......GO JERRY, GO

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Seeing the porn you were watching right after the fapping has ceased.

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