Ya think?
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"I knew eating at the Chinese restaurant with lots of cop cars in the lot was a bad idea..."
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Fortune cookie tells me that I need psychiatric help.
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And yes I’d still love you
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Wow...fortune cookies are getting brutal, even if they are on the mark.
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Misfortune
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Fortune Cookie Solicitation
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[Image] Fortune Cookie called me out ✨
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Why my fortune cookie gotta call me out like that
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I've spent the entire afternoon trying to figure out what he ate
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565
... well, fuck.
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832
Hey Imgur, did I ever show you the best fortune cookie I've ever opened?
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Unethical Life Hacks: Fortune Cookie Edition
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670
Funny Fortune from a Fortune Cookie
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1747
Ding East
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1066
Best fortune you ever got from a fortune cookie?
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Suck it world! :)
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I think my fortune cookie dumped me…
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What the hell? I'm used to ads on the back of fortunes (you do you, cookie company), but this fortune is the ad. For a cryptocurrency company! That's a new low.
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So true!
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Funny Fortune
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Too soon FTX?
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853
Extra lucky fortune cookie
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982
Something wonderful is about to happen to you.
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1924
Yoda best fortune ever!
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Whoa there fortune cookie!
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I'm starting to think that fortunes from fortune cookies are not real...
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…. in bed! (add to the end)!
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What do you know?
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The Un-Fortune ?!
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Send money.
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My fortune cookie doesn't know I'm in the US in 2022
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Happy new year.
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1
814
Fortune Cookie Day 1
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I find this fortune to be vaguely ominous.
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1089
The Cookie is a Lie
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434
My kinda humor
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It seems reasonable…however ..
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1242
So accurate
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Good to remember.
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Wonton or Dumpling?
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Fortune cookie
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Fortune Cookie giving out The Facts of Life
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1260
interesting fortunes today
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Uh-oh. I have no idea where my towel is.
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748
Officially the weirdest fortune I've ever seen
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1865
The obvious joke is obvious...
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725
You go right to hell, fortune cookie.
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817
Yes it will
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312
They know what they did.
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1062
an incredibly cursed fortune cookie I just opened
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Interview today- been keeping these fortunes I have acquired in my wallet during the last 6 months. Today is the day- I will spare you the interview selfie.
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You could call me... *fortunate*.
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Any've'y'all got any of them upvotes?
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I bed?
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669
Very funny 2020...
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Travel Restrictions VS Fortune Cookie
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Fortunes ignore pandemics apparently.
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590
Don't put "in bed" after this one...
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Fortune Cookie
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