If you’re paralyzed, just walk it off

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We got the 22nd Amendment because of FDR's four terms.

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13684

"Smart People Don't Like Me" Uh, Duhhhh

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No Reservations

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6348

shocker!

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31

903

Major Milestone

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1

698

They Just Noticed? Ticketmaster and Live Nation Should Be Broken Up, DOJ Says in New Lawsuit - Ticketmaster, Don't Blame Us, It's the Greedy Musicians!

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41363

Mere seconds before bites (I deserved it, of course)

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9

1144

No Foresight!

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1

1655

Today Years Old - Moderate Sized Dump

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511

145729

Nurse recognizes wanted man

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19

4099

GIF

4

2

2145

"Waa waa.. its hot"

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6

1122

Criminal Mastermind at work

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162

1118235

D'ya like dags?

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4

3346

Now it all makes sense.

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93

127613

It could always be worse

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13827

People of Walmart Bicycle Edition

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17

7719

I mean, its kind of obvious

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0

1247

Sign, sign everywhere a sign...

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20

3905

The Struggle Is Real

58

13

2127

Fun times

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8

1725

Yeah

1755

150

80592

Achievement unlocked: "Taking Screenshots!"

1

2

404

Building a MYSTERY

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116483

Not ashamed to say it

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14

415

Loyal to a racist baboon in the name of jesus? What could go wrong? Deus vult? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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22

2382

We're all gonna probably get in trouble for what we're doing at some point in time

10

4

4234

And fire is hot

13

15

520

When someone asks if I want pizza...

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6

646522

A hockey fan realization…

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5

1132

Duh *facepalm

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19

1372

It's the warning that fucks me up...

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2

986

Duh!

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0

2495

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98783

More like, it’s who you know. Not what you know.

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1775

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters." - Trump

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675

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Pretty much.

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269

89429

It wouldn’t reach the tire...

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1225809

Time For Some Game Show Answers - DuH!

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5526

Oh. Of course.

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13

1829

Bad guys duh

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93

558893

This won't be a problem.

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0

995

//Shocker//

1

8

585

Thanks, Youtube Recommendations.

14

7

2220

Bleh! It’s work day again tomorrow!!

4

0

558

Gifs

11

2

222343

Unsurprising, Jerk-off guy does jerk-off things, has jerk-off results.

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16

809

OBVIOUSLY !

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4

1882

Whatever could be the reason?

21

4

762

Simple mistake.

25

11

1249

As a father of boys this just seems like a natural thing to share with them.

83

19

1494

Shutup... I can count

24

12

1184

Pregnant? Nah

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537

145015

Thought while high

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16

1176

Think outside the box

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1

515

Who Doesn’t???

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6

931

Kids at Bus Stop Today

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