commandernbeef

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We've already forgotten...

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more than 1 in 3 said they were fined last year

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Not sure how to handle this...

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Views 179934

For the past year, I have been paying the legal fees for the woman who is suing my boss for defamation.

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Views 424249

MRW I see my boss start feeling up his adult daughter while at his house for Thanksgiving

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Views 28100

It hurts because I loved him

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Views 1296

GYNA!!!!

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Views 1931

Please change my mind, or the electrodes are coming out...

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When I finally have a solid poop after getting food poisoning and having 24 hours of diarrhea. 

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Why would I when I have the sexiest boss in the world!

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Views 407

#justvpthings

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MRW when I walk in on my boss getting out of the shower and putting on his XXXL bathrobe.

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1000 volts of freedom

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Soon to be 46

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FEMA is sending it's first shipment of aid to Puerto Rico just in time for Tropical Storm Dorian. 

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My Boss's reaction when I suggest arming all Latinos in the US with guns to prevent future mass shooting. 

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MRW my doctor resigns without notice, and tell me he can't see me anymore because of the people I associate with...

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MRW my boss says that Barbara Bush was a "solid 2".

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There was quite a bit of tying involved...

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Views 1140

Indiana came close...

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Literally what I have to tell my boss...every...fucking...day.

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Now if it was the boss's whistle...

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We do exist.

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Those tight-ends though...

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MRW my boss tells me he'll just find a replacement if his wife dies during kidney surgery. 

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46

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Obama's reaction when my boss says the coming recessions is Obama's fault. 

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MRW when I have to be with my wife, but my heart belongs to someone else...

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I try to spend a little time on my knees everyday...

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