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Be vigilant, get to the polls no matter what. Anyone telling you not to vote is a con or has been conned.

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Not sponsored, just think some imgurians would thrive there

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“The devil...the prowde spirite...cannot endure to be mocked”

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Actual Advice ?

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Title

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It’s been 22 years

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Just going to update the wording since people got hung up on semantics and missed the point.

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For those who don't know

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My landlord's office hours are difficult

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Mallard swimming in the puddles coming out of my dishwasher

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Quackers

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It's the right thing to do

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“The devil...the prowde spirite...cannot endure to be mocked.”

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An observation

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Per my vet, bird based treats that havent been cooked are a big no-no

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Yeah, I know. Jury duty sucks but it's now even more important.

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Sandwich Tips? Don't mind if I do.

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Meme Collection - Actual Advice Mallard

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Just sose youse knows

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Sic Semper CEOs

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Wanna learn more about the healthcare CEO killing?

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For my fellow americans, remember, it's always important to send a message

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I don't know who needs to hear this but...

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If they ever get the guy.

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Relevant

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Simple things to create habits

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Especially if you live in a metro area. See if you can try and make it look wilder than it is

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I'm struggle with arguing over stupid shit, if it doesn't matter after ten minutes then I let it go

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More advice for myself, from myself

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Fun duck fact

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Memes aren’t a coping mechanism for talking to a dr, you say?

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Public service announcement…

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Just, you know, some ideas

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It's just better.

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This should be common knowledge

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Actual advice mallard

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Don't expect change unless you change too

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Some helpful advice.

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One day at a time

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Cakeday For me

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Try that in a big city.

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Yes, respectfully explaining things actually works. In fact, it works so well, you can win them to your side. ~ Sincerely, a former Republican

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I Want to Be as Non-Threatening to Woman as Possible

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It’s a well-known trick in marketing psychology called “transference”, and those vulnerable to Trump are absolute suckers for it!

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Harsh but true advice

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“The Devil, the prowde spirite, cannot endure to be mocked”

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Just in case you were looking for permission to stop doom scrolling

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Choke me {safely} daddy

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Free The Nipple

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Bullies are cowards

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Times are hard, don't make them harder.

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2 Seasons + it has Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from the Offfice)

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And they have made a difference in plenty of elections

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There's just an endless supply of cat pictures

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Betcha’ a million bucks: if it keeps happening every time, they’ll stop. “The devil…the prowde spirite…cannot endure to be mocked.”

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Actual advice mallard

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Make sure your friends are registered and know the place and date, too.

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