If Jar Jar Binks were a Sith.

Feb 5, 2021 7:56 PM

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Imagine looking like this but still sounding like regular jar jar ?

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What do you mean "if"

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What do you mean IF?

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I’m so down for this

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Thanks, mesa hates it.

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Jar jar WAS a sith.. No maybes

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I mean, who created the Empire by making the motion in the Senate to vote the Chancellor dictatorial powers? Hero of the Empire.

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That’s weird, he’d look cool.

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Giving into the Dark Side does drastically alter appearances, at least in KOTOR

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Like it was so satisfying turning Bao Dur dark

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His character design was never the issue(Though they got rid of the eye stalks), it was the characterization that sucked.

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Putting his eyes back in his skull does wonders for his look

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"Yousa fucked now"

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I scrolled just for this mesa thanka yousa

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Meesa unlimited power!

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I-sa yousa farther

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Omg i can't stop laughing

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Yousa gonna die now, okiday? *force lightning*

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Yousa in big do do dis time

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Just make the whole accent thing a trick he used to get people to underestimate him.

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In a gravely bass voice. Slowly.

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I saw gravy bass at first lol

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"Meesa gon fuck yo wife."

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Jar Jar Binks is my waifu

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"If"?

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In legends, he was also tried for war crimes after the war and made to be a clown for children.

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New canon isn't much kinder to him either, basically a homeless old man trying to cheer up maimed war orphans in the street.

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What do you mean "If"?

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What do you mean if?

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“If”

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Jar Jar WAS a sith.

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The twist we all want, but will never get.

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Not to spoil anything but Isaac Asimov's "Foundation" is coming too one of the streaming services.

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He’d be the dumbest fucking Sith ever

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Looks more like he mated with a velociraptor.

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Artist is Kevin Cassidy @OP please credit them https://www.instagram.com/kevin_cassidy/

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Thank you, really tough to get your name out there without credit.

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If?

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Now, let’s figure out the voice thing.

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Maybe he's been Keyser Soze'ing us all this whole time. Jedi leaves the room, he straightens up, talks normally haha.

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If? He totally was

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"if"

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Meesa called Jar Jar Sith

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Yousa don' know da powah of da darken side. Hisson a muy, muy bombaclad. Hisson come to da darken side, yousa and message rule deesa galaxy.

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That pseudo jamaican with a dash of Michelle from Full House was making my ears bleed.

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You and an entire generation of disillusioned, disappointed, and disenfranchised Star Wars fans....for shame, George Lucas.... For. Shame.

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You stop this right now.

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No, you’sa

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? meesa sorry.

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Yousa not be sorry, okiday?

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Credit where credit is due https://www.instagram.com/kevin_cassidy/ https:">cassidy/">https://www.instagram.com/kevin_cassidy/ https://twitter.com/Kevin__Cassidy/status/1356310857744076802

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Thank you so much

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Thank you so much

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wasit, wasnt he the deep dark sith lord the whole time?

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Not a Sith. Just a mistake.

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That would have made more sense.

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He was a Skywalker too

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I thought the actual actor confirmed this was the original route.

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Yes.

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That would have made more sense than dooku...

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He was. We have video/hard proof of him having mind powers AND Jedi skills.

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Sadly just a fan theory. One of the main supporting reasons people think he is one is because of something George Lucas said in 1/2 or 3

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production, that "Jarjar is the key to making this work". But that video is taken out of context. If you watch the whole video it talks 2/3

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About Jarjar being the key to making the humor work and more or less marketable to children. 3/3

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He set things into motion that cannot be undone.

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Best fan theory out there.

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I reject your canon and substitute my own.

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You spelled worst wrong

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If you actually read through it, it's quite good; it lays out evidence that Jar Jar was initially intended to be a Sith lord in disguise,

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and that all his idiotic posturing is deliberately misleading in-character. There's been hints that it really was the case, too, but that

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the hatred of the characters made them scrap it and make something else up on the fly/shoehorn in to replace him.

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I wholeheartedly agree. This fan theory almost makes those movies bearable.

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Fuck off with this shit. They were already “bearable.” Downright “enjoyable” for many. You’re the problem. Let people enjoy things.

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Wow. Calm the hell down. The Clone Wars was amazing. The 3D animated one. The acting and script of those movies was not great though.

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Your ability to enjoy things shouldn't be reliant on other peoples opinions.

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I totally believe it, and think George let the backlash spook him off the plan, which is a shame.

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Idk george lukas at one point said jar jar was "the key to it all" whe never got an explanation but it was ominous.

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Palpatine needed someone uncontroversial, with no ulterior motives, who was hard to manipulate except by a friend(and someone it was easy to

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Befriend), someone with a good reputation(surprising enough) who was vehemently anti war yet not a pacifist, and was dumb enough that they

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Wouldn’t be able to connect the dots. And Jar Jar was that idiot. Any other politician would have earned their seat in some way, or be

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