Tough-ass gator survives 4+ months without lower jaw

Jun 21, 2017 12:04 AM

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Florida's a tough enough place with all your teeth, but this fat gator don't let nuttin get him down.

All his life, he really admired the game hungry hungry hippos. Now he has a chance to play it in real life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean "don't get nuffin' " right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when it goes wrong

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get him some gator-aid

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Savage!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Exotherms can live without food for much longer than endothermic as the metabolism can be slowed to a crawl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet I could kick it's ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the jaw just limits how much the gator can eat at once, now that limiter has been removed

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

A crocodile can survive 3 years without a single meal if fat enough to begin with. So is this alligator starving right now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, let me get the gator whisperer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Poor gator starves for 4+ months without lower jaw*

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Negative, that's a fat and tough gator.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

okay clear this up for me: Is he, or is he not, currently alive? Is he, or is he not, capable of eating?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I too would like to know this. Because a crocodile can survive 3 years without a single meal if fat enough to begin with.

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