The romantic engineer

May 20, 2018 9:18 PM

LOGICALPONY

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romance

funny

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I would have laughed my ass off!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeez dude save some pussy for the rest of us!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Smooth

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone, get this guy on a YouTube video with Simone Giertz! (When she's feeling better)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least he’s got this going for him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he succeeded to fuck up

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I'm watching this exact scene with the kids right now

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

It's a great kids movie. A bit of everything, comedy, heroism, darkness, great characters, and good songs

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And a cow

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Id still do him at the end of the night, I mean he put more effort than any guy I know.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So pure effort can be all it takes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That fucking smile at the end...

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Shit eating grin if I've ever seen one

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Was gonna post that figured someone else die ty for doing it for me

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He is cute. And smart so id give him a chance

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He kept his composure, and his brilliant stare. He has asserted dominance.

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

Here we see an adolescent engineer's mating ritual, notice the calm response to the minor errors in his device.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Errors? I think you mean features

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can just hear the *bling* from cartoons when he smiles.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I legit thought it was a static image until the smile.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His girlfriend getting ready for the date

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

This girl should have been the #1 comment

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That face when you know not going to work right but you still are going to present it knowing it’s shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its amazing how creepy someone can look just by not blinking

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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I don't think blinking would help that be any less creepy.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Simone's brother?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it me or does his face get steadily more red.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wishes he was on a date with Simone Giertz

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You notice the bottle just says “fancy wine”. So you know he has class.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what I get from the wine list!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I couldn’t tell what it said and it was driving me crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Classy AF!

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Stop the auditions she's not dead yet

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“You just hired me to make it work, you didn’t say you wanted it to work well.”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Fancy Wine"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm more impressed with how still he is.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He just tries to get that German robot tumor lady’s attention...

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 7

I love the description

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#TumorHumor

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But she’s Swedish...

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"German robot tumor lady". Good god.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment right there.

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It actually is sadly I remember them saying it was behind her eye not sure

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm already wet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mixes a fine bouquet. The tannins are able to breath naturally in the delicate fluted vessel.

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v

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

"Here's your bottle! Keep the change."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bottle/mic drop at the end makes it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m going to hell for this aren’t I

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that went pourly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, a suitor for Simone Giertz !

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

Because William Osman is married...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's exactly what it was. She said no.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Sad day :(

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She turned him down

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Pretty softly though, and asked if he wanted to build something with her. Which, you know. Better than a date.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When I first read that someone commented that in her culture you get to know someone before dating, so building together is first base.

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I wonder what contraption she used to do it

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Clearly the robot wasn't shitty enough, too much wine in the glass and the candle lit perfectly.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

So if the bottle smashed the glass and he set his hair on fire, he'd be in with a chance?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think she would be able to keep her hands off him if that had happened.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, he probably got her wet, so that's something.

8 years ago | Likes 799 Dislikes 8

With Fancy Wine, no less.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah from all the wine on her skirt

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 14

So? At least she's still wet

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

the joke

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

that’s it

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

thatsthejoke.gif

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

IIRC This was an asking or of the Bad Robot Girl. Also I believe she turned him down.

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Damn :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her robots are not "bad", they're shitty !

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She got a brain tumor recently

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

That was way before she got the brain tumor btw. So it had nothing to do with that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A curse?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I almost forgot about that! Are there any news on that topic?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The tumor is benign. She'll have extensive surgery, near the end of May but she should be fine. She also stayed she'll be out a while.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I'll just not ask for any kind of citation, cause a) why would you lie and b) that sounds nice. I like that. Thanks for the info!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

said* not stayed.. idk why typed stayed..

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not really. I think it's growing on her.

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You absolute dickhead. Go fuck yourself with that little green arrow

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