I can't handle the bald guy. He doesn't even try.

Sep 17, 2013 10:20 PM

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I can't handle the bald guy. He doesn't even try.

Why, why is this so fucking funny?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This makes me so happy!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OMG I don't know why but I can't stop laughing XD!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But seriously, boating accidents kill a shit ton of people every year, usually a combination of speed and alcohol. Be safe, y'all!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't have bought this boat

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

These new dance moves are really hard to keep up with.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everybody do the flop

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I must go! My people need me

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crying with laughter here

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Do a zig-zag as fast as you can," they said, "it will be fun," they saghbrrghlbrlbglrfgbgsrhgha

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This just looks so painful that it's honestly uncomfortable to watch after a while. I mean, I still laughed, but I felt bad after.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I love you.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still confused is this twerking?

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And do the Haarlem shake\

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Baldy's a dick, don't get in the boat with Baldy.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

it's the driver's fault becoz he didnt slow down on an area with strong waves x)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I laughed a little too hard and for way too long at this. Ohh I'm crying.

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

What it feels like when the bass drops.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am the one that flops.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

Downvote fairy is out in force today it seems.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No, I just thought your comment was dumb. No offense, I'm sure you're a lovely person.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Everyone was being downvoted, not just me

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77E8H6QkDvg best version of the video.

13 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I laughed SO hard at this incredibly distasteful video :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one kills me even more... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FKl73VUKi4

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

TO THE WINDOWWWW TO THE WALL!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1448 Dislikes 10

Till the swear drips down my bald.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was laughing too hard and missed upvoting this comment at east 5 times

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg you made me laugh so hard

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dying in class holy shit.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To the sweat drop down and fall, to all these females crawl. (I've played NFS Underground.)

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Haha! Can't stop laughing, thank you for that!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was wonderful. I can't stop laughing at work. Thanks.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL THE WAVES SOAK BOTH MY BALLS, ALL THESE BITCHES FALL! ᵃʷʷ ˢᵏᵉᵉᵗ ˢᵏᵉᵉᵗ ˢᵏᵉᵉᵗ ˢᵏᵉᵉᵗ

13 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 0

skeet skeet, motherfucka****. GOD, MEARE.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a magnificent lyrics.. anotha!

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Damn you guys. I love you so much.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

violently headbanging

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They must be listening to Wintersun

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those who wonderin.. : http://youtu.be/P-eAx3Dxpj4?t=29s

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This GIF is fucking killing me

13 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

*Just a pair of expensive sunglasses flying over the scene*

13 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 1

I never understood the concept of paying tons of money for sunshades.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

somebody needs to reverse this and make it a "deal with it" gif

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amen to That!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Deal with it. ;)

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh look a penny!

13 years ago | Likes 935 Dislikes 13

So...he saw a penny with his left ear?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

No with his eyes.. Duh

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*nickle

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i just laughed for two minutes

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you win

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*said the guy on the left, in the white t-shirt*

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep, just fucking lost it +1

13 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

I'm still laughing as I type this

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm laughing and wondering why it's funny.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The flying glasses is what got me.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

They fly to the opposite direction i predicted.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 3:30 am here and I am so tired. This hit my funny button so hard that I swear I need an inhaler and I don't even have asthma.

13 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Ditto except...I can't breathe and I just peed a little...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No joke. I saw the girl with her head over the side get blasted by the water and weezed tearfully. I've already seen this a million times...

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am so with you on this it's ridiculous. Have my +1.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HAHA I'M GLAD PEOPLE ARE IN THE SAME BOAT I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING AT IT ANYMORE AND I'M STILL CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ME EITHER! THE COMMENTS ARE JUST AS FUNNY! OH GOD! CAN'T BREATHE!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And not a single bikini piece was lost. Come on Poseidon I thought we were bros!

13 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 5

Somewhere, someone, a person who spent 6 years getting a Master's in Engineering & now works at a Bikini Co., that person... is very proud.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You.... Yes

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I whip my body back and forth"

13 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 11

*back and froth

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Face twerking

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THE GLASSES BOUNCE BACK AFTER A WHILE! MAGNIFICENT! THEY TRY TO REGAIN CONTROL OF THE BOAT! WHY AM I SCREAMING? Oh, right, the medications.

13 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 3

PHOTO SBOP WINGS ONTO THEM!! FLYING BIRD GLASSES. right. Right. Medication. Got it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It appears he couldnt.....deal with it....

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Boomerang shaped objects do sometimes boomerang.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bomerangs gonna bomerang.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The girl in the purple bikini hits pretty much everything in that boat with her face.

13 years ago | Likes 1734 Dislikes 1

Thank you for pointing that out

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yep and I think she's dead.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to put dubstep to that.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the YouTube hole.....

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Lil' John version is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3I1K-FESRY

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I rarely laugh to tears, especially at comments, but yours was tops! Still re-watching, still laughing uncontrollably!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the one in yellow bikini only falls in the end to give the girl in purple bikini a final blow. FINISH HER! I luv it ♥

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh God! My stomach hurts from laughing.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost my shit at this comment hahaha

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can't breath. CAN'T BREATH!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's knocked out cold. :D

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is why you should sit when you're speeding along

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read your comment, rewatched gif, then laughed my ass off so hard.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and soon her face will be purple!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

now add some dubstep and super funny. http://dubstepboat.ytmnd.com/

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

i watched this for way too long

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blocked at work... commenting to watch later.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did she passed out?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me laugh so hysterically hard I'm crying

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

I'm laughing so hard I can't feel my face.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ragdoll achievement get.

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

crying with laughter after rewatching it several times with this in mind

13 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 0

Likewise. omfg.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Same here, and I've seen this a bunch of times before but never noticed that part.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

woooblaabargh

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"THESE SEATS ARE GREATBLARRRGHHH AND THIS RAILING ISBALAAALLRRRGGGHHH."

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been boating since I was young. I first saw this it made me sick to my stomach. The water is completely unforgiving and unpredicatble

13 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 4

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13 years ago (deleted Oct 2, 2013 2:17 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I've tried to find sources that verify he broke his back but couldn't. I've read that 5 of the 7 had moderate injuries- can you source?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Boat race" yeah... they look really prepped for racing... source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX1rIe3SaQ

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That one girl in the green did good. She immediately made sure others were ok. Good on her. I just decided all pos comments from me today.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been /sailing/ since before I could walk. I can confirm that I've never had this happen to me. However, you have to respect the water.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Always respect the water! I hate when people liter in the water. That includes cig butts. It is like trashing your own playground!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, there's a difference between properly handling a boat on rough water and being a dumbass

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Especially unforgiving for jackasses like this guy.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just moving too fast, I think. We never had a fast boat like that. No interest in doing all that.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way to fast for how rough it was and I'm guessing not that seasoned as a skipper, with broadsiding a wave at that speed and all.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeeeaaahhh. Lol. I mean I've seen plenty of people being idiots on the water. You have to wonder if they don't care or don't know.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think most people just don't take it that seriously. I mean, so many people drink and boat it's insane.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1